Tiger Woods backs his car into a fire hydrant and this makes global news? This is worse than the golf coverage he got when he was Australia. And then of course some dickhead then makes up a rumour that his wife was trying to bash him...over an affair that doesnt exist?
What is our world coming too🙅
2.0slow 92 MK2
Made in Germany, Assembled in Africa, 'Migrated' to Australia
YEAH There is a few jokes out allready , something about she was hitting him with the wrong club , she should of used the iron🙅
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car forums. where a lot of peoples good intentions end up taking a good old car off the road forever never ever to see the road again. 🥲
send me the jokes
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They should put the jokes on TV instead
2.0slow 92 MK2
Made in Germany, Assembled in Africa, 'Migrated' to Australia
The sun herald had a picture of the fire hydrant taken from a helicopter, if you're interested. Rivetting stuff.
Whoo Hoo - here come the funnies
What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? - They both get clubbed by Norwegians.
That’s the first time Tiger Woods has failed to drive 300 yards
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree ... he couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
I find it's a nightmare driving at 2.05am: sometimes you can't see the Woods for the trees.
Tiger's wife went for him over a birdie.
What was the second worst part of Tiger's car accident? The police found the driver in the trunk.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Futue te ipsum!!!
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OK, y'all knew these would come out sooner or later so here they are...
Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between the wood or the iron.
What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger has a better Driver.
We heard that Tiger’s wife has been interested in taking up golf. However, 2:30am does sound a bit of an odd time to start hitting your Woods.
Ping just offered Elin Nordegren an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They are marketing them as "clubs you can beat Tiger with."
News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are calling it, "Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger."
EA Sports has announced the recall of Tiger Woods 2010 so a new bonus level can be added called "Tiger VS The Driveway". A collector's edition will be sold with a free Wii steering wheel.
What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They're both clubbed by Scandinavians.
If you made it to work this morning, you have earned the right to say "I can out drive Tiger Woods."
Police: Did you hit your husband with the golf club.
Elin: Yes I hit him three or four times.
Police: Well which was it three or four?
Elin: Just put me down for three.
Futue te ipsum!!!
