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68AutoBug Beetle Restorer - Experience over 138\% - YIKES --

11,654 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#880377
A blonde walked into a Garage and told the Mechanic she needed a part for Her car...

He asked what part was it?...

She said its the "Seven Hundred and Ten" part

He said I'm sorry but I don't know what it is..

She said it sits in the middle of the engine...

He took her over to a car, opened the bonnet and asked Her to show Him what the part was...

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beetleboyjeff Custom Title Time!

1,790 posts · joined Feb 2009 ·

#880387
Glad you liked that one Lee. :-)
From your ole' mate Jeff

narumi I'll do it tomorrow

138 posts · joined Aug 2011 ·

#880393
did she need to replace the part because when fitted it is upside down?

72superbug Casual Dubber

21 posts · joined Jan 2012 ·

#880394
LOL now thats funny and original.....710 hehehe

HappyDaze Superannuated

2,887 posts · joined Jun 2009 ·

#880406
72superbug wrote:LOL now thats funny and original.....710 hehehe
Or it WAS original.....about 15 years ago.😂
I'd rather wear a Beetle out by racing it than by polishing it!

vwo60 Veteran Volks Folk

2,036 posts · joined Feb 2007 ·

#880411
About grade three level

bushed Wolfsburg Elder

3,541 posts · joined Dec 2006 ·

#880443
means u got it Shane
happy nevw year

still have my Ghia here for u
smae price
want any vw bits old but like me, Made in Germany!!!

68AutoBug Beetle Restorer - Experience over 138\% - YIKES --

11,654 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#880489
beetleboyjeff wrote:Glad you liked that one Lee. :-)
Hi Jeff

Yes, it had Me stumped ... lol 😂

and I have got one or more of those 710's in My shed... lol

the ones with two lugs are 710 or OIL depending on which way its put on..

not sure about the threaded ones... lol

funny, how We could see a cap with 710 on it and always think of OIL... lol

cheers

LEE
- Helping keep Air Cooled VWs on the road - location: SCONE in the Upper Hunter Valley - Northern NSW 320 kms NNW of SYDNEY---

68AutoBug Beetle Restorer - Experience over 138\% - YIKES --

11,654 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#880490
narumi wrote:did she need to replace the part because when fitted it is upside down?
well it would read O I L to Her... lol

and most probably another part ... lol

LEE
- Helping keep Air Cooled VWs on the road - location: SCONE in the Upper Hunter Valley - Northern NSW 320 kms NNW of SYDNEY---

donn Wolfsburg Elder

3,515 posts · joined Nov 2005 ·

#881232
A guy is driving around the back roads of Tasie when he sees a sign in front of a broken down old house: 'Talking Dog For Sale'


He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.


The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.



“You talk?” he asks.


“Yep,” the Lab replies.


After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says, “So, what's your story?”


The Lab looks up and says, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the Australian Security moband in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running, but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Mascot airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a shit load of puppies, and now I'm just retired.”


The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.


“Ten dollars,” the guy says.


“Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”


“Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the yard.”
I dream of a day when a chicken can cross a road without being asked for it's motive!

Joel Now containing 100\% E-Wang

9,368 posts · joined Feb 2006 ·

#881250
helbus wrote:My mates Alfa has a 0170 cap, and the old Mercedes at work has a 730 cap. They are all different part numbers depending on country of origin.
Even a couple of my VW oil caps say OEL instead.

Phil74Camper Head in the Clouds

2,703 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#881257
A mate of mine recently admitted that he's addicted to drinking a litre of brake fluid every day.

I said "Mate, isn't that dangerous?!"

Nah, he said, I can stop any time.