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The VW Start ya Bastard Challenge.

26 votes · Voting is open

  • Of course they'll start, German Engineering at it's finest 25 votes · 96%
  • Hell no, Joel's new boat anchors 1 vote · 4%

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Joel Now containing 100\% E-Wang

9,368 posts · joined Feb 2006 ·

#935248
This is just for a bit of fun

My Youtube subscribers already know what its about but long story short for those that don't, I have 2 unknown mystery very rusty, crusty and dilapidated looking VW engines sitting in the back of the shed.
Just want to see how many veedubbers reckon they will still run.




I bought it all as a job lot from a bloke near me, he owned a home made zero turn mower that was VW powered and wanted to fit a Diesel engine.
In the 5 years he owned it he had never run the engine but the previous owner and builder said it ran fine, it also had a spare engine but was untested and hadn't run in the 10 years since the original builder picked it up.

I only wanted the gearbox so didn't care too much about the engines but some mates want them for cores to rebuild.

When I said they are rusty and crusty I am not kidding.
a decade by the coast has not been kind to them









The one in the mower I am fairly confident will run.
It turns by hand with excellent compression, case looks nice and clean down the oil filler and when I popped the rocker covers off it has a pair of reco heads still with assembly grease and spotless oil.







This one I'm not as hopeful with




It has sat for 10 years by the beach with no air cleaner, no distributor and one spark plug out, none were covered either I just did that as it looked like rain on the trip home.
I also found it was missing all the right hand side push rods and 2 of the plugs are siezed into the heads.
But it turns over so who knows.

But cast your votes and I'll make some vids soon of the results

ClockworkMonkey Seriously Crusin Dubber

199 posts · joined Oct 2009 ·

#935249
is the middle option supposed to be blank?

Joel Now containing 100\% E-Wang

9,368 posts · joined Feb 2006 ·

#935250
Yeah oops, newbie mistake.

I realized in 10 years of being on this forum I have never done a poll before.

DubbyDo Officially Full-On Dubber

276 posts · joined Jan 2012 ·

#935256
Don't worry too much about the seized plugs, missing pushrods and hell,even a dizzy. All it needs a new chrome oil filler cap and it will go better than the day it was born😁

h fractals - an ever changing lifestyle

7,671 posts · joined Feb 2005 ·

#935257
Joel wrote:I realized in 10 years on this forum I have never done a poll before.
I hoped you pulled the delorean over to put this poll on the forum 😂
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Sides Veteran Volks Folk

2,220 posts · joined May 2007 ·

#935261
A bit of fuel and a spark and hey... somethin's gotta happen !!!

😁
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SebastienPeek Custom Title Time!

1,657 posts · joined May 2011 ·

#935262
First question is obvious, do they still turn over?
Second question, have the cylinders got good compression/any compression?
Third question, do they have spark and fuel?

If the above three questions are answered with a yes, check the timing.

Fourth and last question, do you have a fire extinguisher handy?

Good luck comrade.
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earlybirds Learner Dubber

13 posts · joined Nov 2012 ·

#935276
yep will run 🤓

whats your youtube channel ?
wanted 65 - 69 fastback

Joel Now containing 100\% E-Wang

9,368 posts · joined Feb 2006 ·

#935280
My gut feeling on the spare Beetle engine is even if it does run it wont be well.
good engines don't tend to sit for 10 years with one plug missing, another 2 stripped and all the openings left open for the mud wasps to get into.

Seb, they both turn over by hand fine.
The Kombi motor out of the mower actually has really good compression.

Here's the intro vid for anyone who hasn't caught it yet

Joel Now containing 100\% E-Wang

9,368 posts · joined Feb 2006 ·

#935286
A cane field that strangely resemembled some guys garage near Ballina

narumi I'll do it tomorrow

138 posts · joined Aug 2011 ·

#935331
sure they will run... don't know about running on all cylinders tho

ClockworkMonkey Seriously Crusin Dubber

199 posts · joined Oct 2009 ·

#935344
If they run, which no doubt they will 🙂 ..... what are you going to do with them??

Joel Now containing 100\% E-Wang

9,368 posts · joined Feb 2006 ·

#935361
Well I don't need anymore spare VW motors, I've already got enough sitting around doing nothing.

A couple of mates have bought them for their projects soon as they heard they were 1600 twin ports.

Joel Now containing 100\% E-Wang

9,368 posts · joined Feb 2006 ·

#935555
Ok well that's enough suspense, thanks to all those who voted.

I've actually had the results for a while.
My mate that is picking them is about as reliable as an Alfa Romeo and was supposed to pick them up last Sat so I got in early just in case.
but a week later they are still sitting in the shed.


The Kombi motor was a pretty well a guaranteed runner but curiousity got the better of me, I wanted to suss out the Beetle motor first.
It had a lot of things wrong with it and I reckon it would be a miracle if it ran after 10 years sitting with all those faults.

but it was also the most complete and only needed a dissy and the RHS pushrods, where as the kombi motor needed a muffler system and some oil cooler hose hooked up.

I grabbed the pushrods out of the kombi motor, chucked a 009 on the bug motor and kicked it in the guts.



*** for those that don't want to sit through my rambling and skip straight to the punchline, jump the video ahead to the 9:00 mark***




And the Kombi motor, I dug up some old heaterboxes, a header and some left over heater hose from the bug.

*** Again, for those that don't want to sit through my rambling skip ahead to the 6:00 mark***

ClockworkMonkey Seriously Crusin Dubber

199 posts · joined Oct 2009 ·

#935564
Well done! when they say these motors are bullet proof they really mean it! it's amazing the 10yr old motor started so easily. did you put any oil in it?

earlybirds Learner Dubber

13 posts · joined Nov 2012 ·

#935565
well done mate 😂 !
wanted 65 - 69 fastback

Joel Now containing 100\% E-Wang

9,368 posts · joined Feb 2006 ·

#935568
ClockworkMonkey wrote:Well done! when they say these motors are bullet proof they really mean it! it's amazing the 10yr old motor started so easily. did you put any oil in it?
The oil level was pretty good in both of them.

I was expecting the bug motor to start knocking or launch a spark plug out the side which was why I didn't stand too close but instead it just sat there ticking over like a Swiss watch.
I was quite shocked to say the least.

The kombi motor was abit cranky but not surprising given I left the vac port unplugged and with the humidity on the day the intake was sweating like a fatman with no preheat.

grumble Son of Jim - Creator of Good

2,672 posts · joined Jun 2008 ·

#935626
Hi Joel I have a fuel tank from a vw compressor that was mounted on a trailer if you need one.🙄🙄

narumi I'll do it tomorrow

138 posts · joined Aug 2011 ·

#935657
yeah^^^ lol ADR Approved fuel tank 😂

Bob down Wolfsburg Wizard

455 posts · joined Jan 2012 ·

#935660
cool to watch !

vassy66T1 Wow ... are U reading this?

2,120 posts · joined Jun 2003 ·

#935682
Nice work!

I'm a sucker for an AC VW 😁

whathaveidone Custom Title Time!

1,559 posts · joined Feb 2010 ·

#935686
awesome!!!!! Now what????

Joel Now containing 100\% E-Wang

9,368 posts · joined Feb 2006 ·

#935738
Well they just rolled out my driveway in a mates trailer.
Off to be rebuilt.