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donn Wolfsburg Elder

3,515 posts · joined Nov 2005 · 13 Jan 2013, 7:39 pm

#939108

The wife told me to go to the doctor and get some of those tablets that "help" get an erection.

You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills!

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ragged Just ask if you need HELP!

478 posts · joined Jan 2005 · 13 Jan 2013, 9:16 pm

#939127

Donn, If you do take those pills to help with your erection, make sure you wash them down with a glass of water. A bloke I know got one stuck in the back of his throat and had a stiff neck for 8 hours!

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7,671 posts · joined Feb 2005 · 13 Jan 2013, 9:56 pm

#939133

😂 me n V cracked up mate.. piss funny
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ancientbugger Custom Title Time!

1,986 posts · joined Mar 2004 · 15 Jan 2013, 8:11 am

#939249

I made the mistake of recounting this to my wife thinking she'd find it funny🙅 Wow they have no sense of humour!!

vlad01 Compulsive Aussie Vee Dubber

4,270 posts · joined Jun 2010 · 15 Jan 2013, 10:31 am

#939264

LOL

71 notchback,
Past owner of, 70 NB, 73 SB and 72 FB TLE

vlad01 Compulsive Aussie Vee Dubber

4,270 posts · joined Jun 2010 · 15 Jan 2013, 10:34 am

#939265

ancientbugger wrote:I made the mistake of recounting this to my wife thinking she'd find it funny🙅 Wow they have no sense of humour!!

I know.

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Past owner of, 70 NB, 73 SB and 72 FB TLE

dragsters for life Fahrvergnugen

953 posts · joined May 2011 · 15 Jan 2013, 10:53 am

#939269

vlad01 wrote:
ancientbugger wrote:I made the mistake of recounting this to my wife thinking she'd find it funny🙅 Wow they have no sense of humour!!
I know.

you dont have a wife vlad

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Yogie Moderator Custom Title Time!

1,608 posts · joined Jun 2003 · 15 Jan 2013, 11:25 am

#939275

My wife has already told several other people because it was so funny.

Yogie

vlad01 Compulsive Aussie Vee Dubber

4,270 posts · joined Jun 2010 · 15 Jan 2013, 12:54 pm

#939281

dragsters for life wrote:
vlad01 wrote:
ancientbugger wrote:I made the mistake of recounting this to my wife thinking she'd find it funny🙅 Wow they have no sense of humour!!
I know.
you dont have a wife vlad

do i ? can you honestly tell me? good assumption when you don't know anything about me nor one person from my family because your too arrogant to even come for vist when I invited you several times, but you're good enough to whine about me not hand delivering parts to your door on a silver platta despite me coming to your house to say hello few times and sitting there quite to be polite when you and your bong heads choof it up and talk crap.

you never stop do you?
move on and go away and get out of my life already!😬

I was talking about women in general dumb dumby. you certainly drag on for months and months like one.😂

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greedy53 Bishop of Volkswagenism

3,062 posts · joined Mar 2006 · 15 Jan 2013, 7:38 pm

#939318

itake viagra with and valium if i dont get a bit i dont give a fuck

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