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donn Wolfsburg Elder

3,515 posts · joined Nov 2005 ·

#945507
Approximately 200 dead crows were recently found near Northam on the Great Eastern Highway in West Australia and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.



A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu (to everyone's relief). However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, and only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

The Federal Government then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine the dis- proportionate percentages for truck versus car kills.



The Ornithological Behaviorist determined the cause, the conclusion in short order was:

When crows eat road kill, they always set-up a look-out Crow in nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

His conclusion was that the lookout crow could say "Cah" but, he could not say "Truck."
I dream of a day when a chicken can cross a road without being asked for it's motive!

HappyDaze Superannuated

2,887 posts · joined Jun 2009 ·

#945515
FAAAARK❗ In crow language, that means - "They're getting worse".😏

Keep 'em coming though, donn.
I'd rather wear a Beetle out by racing it than by polishing it!

68BUS Wolfsburg Wizard

485 posts · joined Jul 2011 ·

#945524
😂😂😂😂
Good One.
1966 Aussie 11 Window

Stinkbug Officially Full-On Dubber

250 posts · joined Jan 2011 ·

#945574
nice....love a dead crow.😉