Can't guarantee that they will improve though. 🤪😂
"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar note all crumpled up?" asked the wife.
"No," I said.
She gave me a sexy little smile, reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar note.
"Have you ever seen a fifty dollar note all crumpled up?" she asked.
"No," I said.
She gave me another sexy little smile, reached into her knickers and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar note.
"Now," she said, "have you ever seen 50,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
"No," I said, intrigued.
"Well, go and take a quick look in the garage."
donn Wolfsburg Elder
3,515 posts · joined Nov 2005 ·
I dream of a day when a chicken can cross a road without being asked for it's motive!
