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VolksFolks Son of Jim - Creator of Good

2,869 posts · joined Dec 2003 ·

#263560
I had 3 calls from Telstra last week, the operator was in india as usual, didnt understand a bloody word, sick of getting these marketing/telesales from them, who else gets them, supose if you have a phone you will get them, anyway here is a real funny MP3 format of a Aussie guy talking to the indian operator its about 1 MB but tis a good one, download it and have a laugh

Andy

http://www.users.on.net/~volksfolks/Telstra/

[Edited on 13-11-2004 by VolksFolks]
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1,945 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#263578
oh yes i hate it, I get it at work, we can always tell because we have caller ID and it says "unavailable" if it is from overseas and usually Telstra marketing rubbish from india.

I am very tempted to pretend it is an Indian restaurant or delivery!
Jon

jenz58 Postal Menace

9,121 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#263583
OMG that was funny!!!! I could see Rajiv shaking his head from side to side as he spoke lol 😀

Saw a doco in these customer service centres in India....they teach them our slang n speak ...so he shoulda understood what raw prawn n stuff it were...he musn't have been paying any bloody attention in class!!

I've had a couple of dodgy customer service people on the phone who seem to know zip about what I was talking about n I asked them where in the bloody world they were to be so dumb bloody....:duh
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vanderaj Administrator a suffusion of yellow

3,130 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#263618
The ones I hate are those who make you wait... with silence whilst they find a operator to talk to you. I hang up on those without hesitation now.

Andrew

jenz58 Postal Menace

9,121 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#263625
I hate all the promotional spiels while I wait.....I hang up on those if they seem like they'll never end or I've been cut off and have to listen again...wish there was a way to by pass them... :cussing
"All you need is trust and a little bit of pixie dust!"

http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=22473
http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=56558#pid535643

...so I don't loose the links to my rides again hehehe

Desert Moose Cut Cut Cut

2,098 posts · joined Mar 2004 ·

#263676
vanderaj wrote:The ones I hate are those who make you wait... with silence whilst they find a operator to talk to you. I hang up on those without hesitation now.

Andrew
Don't hang up on them....... ask them to "please wait a minute and I'll get the person in charge of the phone" then put the phone down next to the radio and walk away..... come back 15min later and if their still there tell them it wont be long or hang up if there gone.........lol

barls Administrator Causer of Chaos and Mayhem

9,476 posts · joined Jun 2004 ·

#263680
my old mans a classic he does that moose but the best one is when they ask for the manager he just asks them if they are buying or selling? stuffs them everytime its even better when they have no idea what hes talking about.
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zac_smits Coolest Person Ever!

3,634 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#264189
hahah that's a bloody funny recording...

that's going straight to the pool room!!
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VWFREAK VWFREAK

2,577 posts · joined May 2004 ·

#264281
Thats a ripper, good one.

nuffy Slammed & Awesome Dubber

94 posts · joined Sep 2003 ·

#264323
agree,
it once took about a minute to figure out who and where this person was from and what they wanted.