Ok. something different. Heard these two the other day. thought i would share them. There Lame so dont say i didn't warn you guys and girls.
Little billy aged 8 is walking along the street when a car
pulls up beside him. The driver of the car winds down the
passenger window and says to the little boy.
"I have some lollies if you would like to get in the car"
The little boy replys. "No. I am not getting in the car".
The driver then replys, i have some lollies and $10..
Sure you dont want to get in the car with me.
Little billy replys. "No, i wont get in the car". And keeps walking.
The driver still driving at walking pass beside the boy then
says. "You can have $50 and the lollies. Come on. Jump in.
Billy keep walking and ignores then man.
The man then asks. OK Billy. What do i have to give you, to
get you in the car.
Billy stops, looks at the man and says.
"Dad, i am not getting in the bloody car. You bought a freekin Volvo, you live with it!"
BLUE_62 Wolfsburg Wizard
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