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seagull Compulsive Aussie Vee Dubber

4,979 posts · joined Dec 2003 ·

#503481
1) Thee free 1966 delux I got was sitting for two years with out being started
Put a battery on it hit the key

( it started up in a second or two )

2)The motor was farting a bit
so I had a 3/4 of a can of coke some one did not drink in the shed
so I pored it all down the cabi when holding the throttel open at max revs !

( motor now revs like a two stroke motor bike )

3) The boots are stuffed on the swing axel box , & there is no oil in the gear box

( drove it down the road its very quiet )

dam vw
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fekkinell Wolfsburg Wizard

655 posts · joined Jun 2005 ·

#503497
you make no sense :duh
"Mr Writer, why don't you tell it like it is? Why don't you tell it like it REALLY is?" - stereophonics

toplessbug Fahrvergnugen

879 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#503514
yea they are bastards ,they are so bloody unreliable ,and the quality of the rubbers --i mean only 40 years :beer:beer:beer
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Volkswagenboy Staggers Automotive.

2,437 posts · joined Jul 2005 ·

#503530
40 year life span, no thanks!! Time to sell my bugs!
-Staggers.
STAGGERS AUTOMOTIVE - Heavy Vehicle Diesel Specialist
JB CUSTOMS & CLASSICS - Car Builders
2/53 Tradelink Drive, Browns Plains

66deluxe Custom Title Time!

1,593 posts · joined Aug 2005 ·

#503557
And they say to put subaru's in ya dub cause their more reliable.
This is my Volkswagen, there are many like it, but this one is mine. Without me my Volkswagen is useless, without my Volkswagen, I am useless.

61 Karmann Ghia 2110cc type1 w Los Panchito's
66 Deluxe Beetle 2270 type 4
10 Subaru WRX Impreza

baybuscamperkid prince of insufficient light, ruler of heck

4,316 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#503559
haha, but if it was a pampered pride and joy... ud never get the bugger to start!
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68AutoBug Beetle Restorer - Experience over 138\% - YIKES --

11,654 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#503564
Neil,
after pouring 3/4 can of sugar down the throat of a carburetor...

You are lucky its still going at all....

In the olden days.... bad people used to put some sugar into the fuel tank of a car belonging to someone they didn't like, and when it went thru the engine
the engine would stop.....

and the carburetor had to be stripped down because of it... sometimes the whole engine....

and You have done it to a 40 year old car....

and thats what You will have to do...:o:o:o

Coke should only be used what it was meant for....

Lee

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gull Wolfsburg Wizard

446 posts · joined Jun 2005 ·

#503580
well i went out side and hit the key at 6.30 am the motor runs very sweet .I am going to do some burnouts with it when I get home Lee & try and blow the crank out the bottom

I have 20 ltrs of race fuel there so I throw that in the tank .

To the burn out pad we go !

gull Wolfsburg Wizard

446 posts · joined Jun 2005 ·

#503581
O next week the super charger will be here so I should hold off for that & bolt that on

bond Veteran Volks Folk

2,456 posts · joined Jul 2003 ·

#503592
haha - suckered into this thread! all lies!!!

seriously though - the purpose of the coke lay in its acidity? or what exactly?

nick

Volkswagenboy Staggers Automotive.

2,437 posts · joined Jul 2005 ·

#503594
Aparently some people do this to 'clean' there engine out before disassembly, not too sure how true it is though.
-Staggers.
STAGGERS AUTOMOTIVE - Heavy Vehicle Diesel Specialist
JB CUSTOMS & CLASSICS - Car Builders
2/53 Tradelink Drive, Browns Plains

gull Wolfsburg Wizard

446 posts · joined Jun 2005 ·

#503648
The motor was full of carbon so I gave it a deglase .The coke was near by & the water was far so used the coke ( save water )
the motor is running very good now

I have a Judson on the way & will bolt it on just to see if it works .then removed it .

Now to lay the slabs for the burn out

Lee I have put 4 kgs in of sugar in a fuel tank before & the XM ford ran just fine

bus914 Custom Title Time!

1,230 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#503653
some lout stole my fuel cap and poured coke into the tank and all around the filler. it ran very noticeably better afterwards, but i'd still be too chicken to do it on purpose for what i've heard about sugar in fuel tanks.😂

maybe this is the great conspiracy that car manufacturers are protecting.😂

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silver Dangerous when poked

2,169 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#503657
the sugar trick is nasty, but once to give some shit to someone who deserved it I took a bag of sugar to the marina where this guy kept his 500k motor boat and poured sugar around the fuel filler not actually in it and left the bag for him to find...he found it allright and spent thousands to have the tank drained and cleaned only to find no sugar in it HAHA ...
Keeping it real !

Alex Holzl 2332cc of pure BALLZ!!

1,550 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#503660
HAHAHAHAHAHAH! boys will be boys! and sometimes adults will also be boys! 🙅

Alexxx

Volkswagenboy Staggers Automotive.

2,437 posts · joined Jul 2005 ·

#503669
I love you idea silver!
-Staggers.
STAGGERS AUTOMOTIVE - Heavy Vehicle Diesel Specialist
JB CUSTOMS & CLASSICS - Car Builders
2/53 Tradelink Drive, Browns Plains

toecutter Officially Full-On Dubber

333 posts · joined Apr 2005 ·

#503682
gull wrote:Now to lay the slabs for the burn out

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gull Wolfsburg Wizard

446 posts · joined Jun 2005 ·

#503687
I will be crimping of the rear brake lines after the fist test run , only some was from the clutch

I am only 3 & 5

Joel Now containing 100\% E-Wang

9,368 posts · joined Feb 2006 ·

#503704
must depend on the type of engine as to whether the sugar trick works
ive seen an engine once that had a full 1.5KG sugar pack in the tank and the pistons couldnt be knocked out of the block even with a sledge hammer they were so well siezed in there

i know from experience that water works wonders in an engine when used in the right method
basically steam cleans the engines insides
i wont say how coz it would be easy to muff up

-Joel

donn Wolfsburg Elder

3,515 posts · joined Nov 2005 ·

#503778
Those myth buster blokes on the teev tried the sugar bit, didn't do a damned thing. BUSTED
I dream of a day when a chicken can cross a road without being asked for it's motive!

kombi_kid Moderator Good Kid too many projects

124 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#503779
what about bundy and coke in the fuel tank? surely that would make it run freakin unreal it makes me run unreal thats for sure!!
cheers
rhys
it aint just cool its aircool'd

Notch Nut Custom Title Time!

1,011 posts · joined Apr 2006 ·

#503813
It won't be long before bundy and coke is cheaper than petrol at this rate!!! Damn car gets the *good stuff* and I can only afford to sniff this damn optimax rubbish. Wasn't the real reason behind the Iraq war to get cheap petrol? John Howard should have invaded Queensland and got us all some cheap bundy instead! Now there is a cause worth fighting for!!
- Adam (at least my father inlaw makes some really nice grappa!!....mmmm...yum🤪)
If you can't fix it with a hammer,
you have an electrical problem....

Craig Torrens 6 times Australian, 7 times State Hillclimb Class Champion

8,040 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#503825
baybuscamperkid wrote:haha, but if it was a pampered pride and joy... ud never get the bugger to start!
Yep ,agree with this statement. I do absolutely bugger all maintenance on my hillclimb car, let it sit out in the rain, never charge the battery etc etc and it never has a prob. Yet others I race with religiously maintain and 'pamper' their car and it always plays up !!!:jesus


humpty Bishop of Volkswagenism

3,336 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·

#503844
You know you love'm... we've converted you to the wonders of airpumpers!.... Your just too scared to admit it.... Go on N.... Admit it!... You know you want to! :kiss
FUCH your early!

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68AutoBug Beetle Restorer - Experience over 138\% - YIKES --

11,654 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#503858
Hi Neil,

I like My VWs to be slow revving.....

never go over 3700 rpm....

well haven't yet anyway....

If You repeated Your post heading in the USA.
VW of America would probably sue You....:P:P:P

cheers

Lee

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seagull Compulsive Aussie Vee Dubber

4,979 posts · joined Dec 2003 ·

#503900
No I hate air cooled

Get your airpumper going & lets drag !

My Subaru bug
your air cooled turbo air pumper
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sinecure Want another... :(

1,031 posts · joined Mar 2006 ·

#503903
Suba FTW!
A POSSE AD ESSE.

I live in my own little world, but it's okay, they know me here.

Joel Now containing 100\% E-Wang

9,368 posts · joined Feb 2006 ·

#503972
baybuscamperkid wrote:haha, but if it was a pampered pride and joy... ud never get the bugger to start!
LOL that is so true pampered vws will have a tissy fit at anything but the neglected ones go forever and only play up when they do get attention

i once got a ratty old bug started on a very stale mix of 2 stroke:P

-Joel

bat69 There is no status

791 posts · joined Apr 2005 ·

#504206
Craig Torrens wrote:
baybuscamperkid wrote:haha, but if it was a pampered pride and joy... ud never get the bugger to start!
Yep ,agree with this statement. I do absolutely bugger all maintenance on my hillclimb car, let it sit out in the rain, never charge the battery etc etc and it never has a prob. Yet others I race with religiously maintain and 'pamper' their car and it always plays up !!!:jesus

I wonder who you are talking about?????
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