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Tazzielittle

Former member ·

#187
This one is for all of you who either:
a) have kids,
b) had kids who have now grown,
c) was a kid
d) know a kid!

Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers

As I was trying to pack for vacation, my
3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful
time playing on the bed. At one point, she
said, "Dad, look at this," and stuck out
two of her fingers. Trying to keep her
entertained, I reached out and stuck her
fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna
eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them
before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on
the bed staring at her fingers with a
devastated look on her face. I said,
"What's wrong honey?"


She replied, "What happened to my booger?"

vw54 Administrator Always Waiting 4 Friday

16,723 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#225
tasted those before !!!

Tazzielittle

Former member ·

#247
Too much INFO!:o

SKEWtYpe3 Custom Title Time!

1,859 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#291
HEHEHEHEeeee that is great !

beets my fave with my lil' cousin.
James is me, Chris is my cousin.
i knocked on the door and from behind the door his mum says "who is it"
he then proceeds to say in his loudest voice.
"It's James and stupid !!!"
...3 second pause and we both realised what he said and burst out laughing !

PS: was it salty?

SKEWtYpe3

SKEWtYpe3 Custom Title Time!

1,859 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#310
i remember mine to be salty ! 🙂

it was a very long time ago though,
at least a week
heheehhehee

Tazzielittle

Former member ·

#333
You Guys!