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trickysimon 100km/h is only 9 seconds away

1,473 posts · joined Dec 2007 ·

#700301
About 5 of my mates have unit stickers on their couriers, landys etc 😂

njg02 Seriously Crusin Dubber

145 posts · joined May 2005 ·

#700307
Pretty blue lights in the headlights or on the windscreen washers.
71 super in progress.

desh Wolfsburg Wizard

463 posts · joined Jan 2009 ·

#700308
I think my all time favorite was a VR? VS commodore, black with the rear bumper removed and some sort of massive tin can muffler where the exhaust used to be,

It just looked so stupid and pointless as you may actually loose power with an exhaust that size.


Can we also please include pointless custom license plates?
Things like FOOTY, ZIPPY, BAD350
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Des

rose doin it for d girls

2,036 posts · joined Dec 2004 ·

#700309
Hey I have 2 peices of those expensive bits of tin on my oval 🤪😂🤪 like this one AVWNUT
desh wrote:Can we also please include pointless custom license plates?
Things like FOOTY, ZIPPY, BAD350

Joel Now containing 100\% E-Wang

9,368 posts · joined Feb 2006 ·

#700329
desh wrote:I think my all time favorite was a VR? VS commodore, black with the rear bumper removed and some sort of massive tin can muffler where the exhaust used to be,

no front bumpers on the front of fully sik VL turbos and S13s so they can show off their hektik intercoolers looks just as pathetic
bet it adds an inch to their wee wees tho

rose doin it for d girls

2,036 posts · joined Dec 2004 ·

#700330
what about thinks like this????
😂

desh Wolfsburg Wizard

463 posts · joined Jan 2009 ·

#700334
rose wrote:what about thinks like this????
😂
I like the sticker, It's not a car, its a Volkswagen!

That's great.
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Des

Baja Wes V6 Baja Pioneer

3,119 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#700372
asian people with the entire dash or rear parcel shelf covered in soft toys
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Anthiron The Baja Rejuvenation Begins

4,936 posts · joined Oct 2003 ·

#700394
anyone with

"wrangler butts drive me nuts"

"magic happens"

"honk if you're 'insert something stupid here'"

commodores with "HOLDEN" or "COMMODORE" in massive letters on the rear window, yeah mate, we already know what it is.

people driving with half the front of their car smashed in and one semi working headlight. how are these people not getting booked?

people who leave their indicator on while on the highway/motorway for 50kms before realising

p platers with their seat so far back they can only reach the base of the steering wheel.

people who do 80 in a 100 zone and then continue to do 80 when it turns into a 60 zone.
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desh Wolfsburg Wizard

463 posts · joined Jan 2009 ·

#700403
Another pet peve of mine is people, especally trucks who want to drive with like 8 driving / spot lights going in the middle of the city!

What is with that?

I went down to the shops about 6am yesterday, came back home, around the corner and this stupid truck had 10 driving lights blazing on the front of his truck.

Why?


I'm sorry but everyone should drive with weak 6 volt lights, might make them slow down a bit at night.
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Des

colonel mustard Son of Jim - Creator of Good

2,829 posts · joined Feb 2009 ·

#700404
Anthiron wrote:anyone with .....
commodores with "HOLDEN" or "COMMODORE" in massive letters on the rear window, yeah mate, we already know what it is.
What about HOLDEN in giant letters down the side of a VT commodore... wait, thats my parents.

VDU.88A Officially Full-On Dubber

306 posts · joined Jun 2003 ·

#700422
People who rice up there jap cars with decals on the side. No mods just some go fast stickers.

donn Wolfsburg Elder

3,515 posts · joined Nov 2005 ·

#700423
Well that about covers the bloody lot except a nice big rat with DILLIGAF under it, if you ever see one of those buggers get off the road, it's me or the mises.🤪
I dream of a day when a chicken can cross a road without being asked for it's motive!

philsmanx Officially Full-On Dubber

286 posts · joined Nov 2008 ·

#700440
newghia wrote:
Baja Wes wrote:Anything with a Nismo, TRD, Rallyart or other jap performance sticker on a standard jap car.
Surely the sticker makes it FULL RACE !!!!

while we're at it.....frangipanni stickers...are they the new OAKLEY ?????
whats with fat chicks n frangipanis?
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Flintstones Custom Title Time!

1,077 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#700463
Ricers with their shopping list going down the doors.....


pete wood 23 Windows of Awesome

6,828 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#700500
whats with fat chicks n frangipanis?


it's not just them. it's any girl that thinks a sticker is more important than paying attention to the traffic around her. 😠 it seems like you stick a flower sticker on and stop thinking about what you're doing...

Mick, do you wear a widebrimmed hat in a car with a roof and windows? if so you need help, obviously a buggy is different.
I can't comment on your mums gloves (or her driving) but down here anyone with white gloves drives half the speed limit and is more interested in their scone recipe than being considerate to other drivers. And, the sorts of boasts you are making about your mum never having had an accident are the exactly the sorts of boasts (starting with "in my day" and in ending in "haven't had an accident in 85 years") the above glove wearers make , while driving in the right hand lane at 10-20kmh below the speed limit and frustrating anyone below the age of 55.

However, I'm sure your mum isn't like that. 😉

BTW, I don't personally have an issue with ricers per se.... as long as they don't drive like tools... mmm, that's very few people to have an exception for isn't it.
"stoopid is stronger than axles"
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sinecure Want another... :(

1,031 posts · joined Mar 2006 ·

#700515
Headphones. They are quite obviously not paying attention to driving.

We used to call those stickers on riceburners steal-me stickers. They give you a good idea on what $ you can make from spare parts after you dump the body 🥷
A POSSE AD ESSE.

I live in my own little world, but it's okay, they know me here.

rob53 Officially Full-On Dubber

385 posts · joined Jan 2007 ·

#700539
Those hubcaps which continue spin when the car has stopped. 😂
Thats not rust, it's ah ... orange primer ... yep that's what it is ...

Joel Now containing 100\% E-Wang

9,368 posts · joined Feb 2006 ·

#700542
monsta tachs with shift lights on autos
compounded further when the car already has a factory tach on the dash


oh yeah and nothing sounds dumber than a 4 cyl auto with a cannon

desh Wolfsburg Wizard

463 posts · joined Jan 2009 ·

#700545
neon lights under or anywhere on the car,


ridiculously loud speakers, so you can hear the entire car rattling and shaking with the sub woofers going.

They will be deaf by the time they are 30
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Des

MickH Hairy Gutted Sloth

3,389 posts · joined Sep 2003 ·

#700560
pete wood wrote:
whats with fat chicks n frangipanis?


it's not just them. it's any girl that thinks a sticker is more important than paying attention to the traffic around her. 😠 it seems like you stick a flower sticker on and stop thinking about what you're doing...

Mick, do you wear a widebrimmed hat in a car with a roof and windows? if so you need help, obviously a buggy is different.
I can't comment on your mums gloves (or her driving) but down here anyone with white gloves drives half the speed limit and is more interested in their scone recipe than being considerate to other drivers. And, the sorts of boasts you are making about your mum never having had an accident are the exactly the sorts of boasts (starting with "in my day" and in ending in "haven't had an accident in 85 years") the above glove wearers make , while driving in the right hand lane at 10-20kmh below the speed limit and frustrating anyone below the age of 55.

However, I'm sure your mum isn't like that. 😉

BTW, I don't personally have an issue with ricers per se.... as long as they don't drive like tools... mmm, that's very few people to have an exception for isn't it.
My mother tends to speed...just don't tell my old man!!! I also said she had never CAUSED an accident!! Except for having 3 kids🤓😘
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Joel Now containing 100\% E-Wang

9,368 posts · joined Feb 2006 ·

#700573
desh wrote:neon lights under or anywhere on the car,


ridiculously loud speakers, so you can hear the entire car rattling and shaking with the sub woofers going.

They will be deaf by the time they are 30
😊 well i can admit to those
cept i was already half deaf by the time i was 22
good thing about a vw theyre so solid they dont rattle to much
only thing that does on my car are my after market mirrors and chrome firewall

pete wood 23 Windows of Awesome

6,828 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#700581
sinecure wrote:We used to call those stickers on riceburners steal-me stickers. They give you a good idea on what $ you can make from spare parts after you dump the body 🥷
so true, eh?! I reckon the pioneer stickers are an invitation for some clown to come and steal your headunit. 😂
"stoopid is stronger than axles"
http://drivingnotpolishing.blogspot.com.au/

pod i`ve got to finish this thing one day

4,980 posts · joined Dec 2003 ·

#700595
people who drive along chatting on their cb radios😵‍💫oops thats me ,😁 give myself an uppercut🙄
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ian.mezz I never said, I could write or spell

3,913 posts · joined Sep 2004 ·

#700599
pod wrote:people who drive along chatting on their cb radios😵‍💫oops thats me ,😁 give myself an uppercut🙄
People with 8 or more big CB aerials hanging off thier car or ute.
sorry if thats you pod😂🙅😂
😂🤪😂🤪😂
car forums. where a lot of peoples good intentions end up taking a good old car off the road forever never ever to see the road again. 🥲

desh Wolfsburg Wizard

463 posts · joined Jan 2009 ·

#700606
ian.mezz wrote:
pod wrote:people who drive along chatting on their cb radios😵‍💫oops thats me ,😁 give myself an uppercut🙄
People with 8 or more big CB aerials hanging off thier car or ute.
sorry if thats you pod😂🙅😂
ah yes the old Kingswood or Falcon utes, back window covered in stickers, 18 wheeler style mudflaps dragging on the ground, ridiculously heavy bullbar on the front that sags the car.
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Des

1303Steve Scirocco Rare

8,650 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#700620
Hi

If it hasn't been said before, dogs on the drivers lap. I believe its now illegal, but you still see it.

Steve

bajachris88 The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 6

6,661 posts · joined Apr 2005 ·

#700621
Any hyundia or daewoo with a spaceship body kit... let along a oversized rearspoiler...

It just ain't right!

(particulary a red daewoo blonging to a fella in the tip top factory across the road from autobarn, with his 13 inch mags, and 6 foot long daewoo stickers stretched on the bonnet. If it went like it looked i would give him a thumbs, but it just doesn't even when hes giving it a hard time. ewwww)

Especially with their cannons....
It sounds as though the driver has constant revvin flatulance....

But hey! its humour for the rest of us right? :P
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