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Y2K Wolfsburg Wizard

500 posts · joined Oct 2003 ·

#114176
Mmmmm.......ok two can play at this game.......I get to rub fake tan, body lotions and any other sort of creams all over every square inch of naked bodies.

And in regard to the waxing thing.... I could basically be a gynocologist....THATS HOW MUCH I SEE !!!!!!

So try again Herbs. :P:P:P:P😀😀😀😀
2000 New Beetle White (SOLD)
2004 NB Turbo Black, APR (SOLD)
2007 Passat Black shaggin wagon
1955 Beetle white VWOVAL
1956 Kombi, rusty n lichen

Herbie 53 Bugs are not nearly enough

764 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·

#114186
Oh thats a hard one to beat,

all I can add is I am DJing surfers paradise over schoolies { my second job}, Need I go into the perks of being a DJ in a sea of drunk teenage girls?
You can imagine my dillemma!!!😀
you may get to rub them the right way but what are your chances of getting them in the sac?
What am I saying? you're a girl... you need only click your fingers........
I dont think I can wave such magic.

I guess you have to admit, you're on a winner there.

Cheers Tony
62 Ragtop Herbie with a little extra oomph.

Riaan Eurotrash

183 posts · joined Nov 2003 ·

#114197
U gonna be at schoolies right herbie?

A lways
U nder
D emonic
I nfluence

koolkarmakombi enkarmarising

2,078 posts · joined Jun 2003 ·

#114198
Weeell being a Nurse Ive seen more muffs than I care to have........

I can get the best dressings for my mountain bike scrapes........

I now work in psychiatry so I get to work with real people. Not these over inflated suit and tiny phone types. Except for drug reps.

If any of you ever feel like bleating about how bad life has treated you and woe etc believe me there are many much worse. So much worse that they have never driven or been in a VW :o

Im doing my bestest to fix that.

Herbie, Schoolies is when we get busy.

Young brains and psychoactive substances are usually a poor mix.

65square Seriously Crusin Dubber

191 posts · joined Sep 2003 ·

#114222
Free VW models & the shop paid for a trip to the US Grand Prix in Indianapolis & a side trip to New York. All in the name of product research!
Downside F😠😠😠😠ing big bills & no time to work on the square!

penguin ackkkkkk thhhhhpt!

3,383 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#114248
Well so far in eight or nine years I have spent six months in the US (paid for with a hire car and got a trip through Cheyenne Mountain and to Las Vegas), Seven months in Bosnia got New Years in Edinburgh for free and took a month leave at the end and went to Italy, Austria, Czech Rep., Switzerland and Germany.
Three months in the desert and visiting Baghdad,
been to places like Nepal, the Solomon Islands, Bangladesh, Pakistan and the UK.
I've gotten to play with satellites for a few years but my normal day to day work now has me in charge of up to 30+ tradies, I am the local boss and MY boss is over 2000km away from me.
I get a uniform to wear so don't have to worry about what I need to coordinate at work and get to play with lots of cool destructive toys when I want to!
Oh, free medical and dental as well! Only drawback is 24hr callout.
'Ah, whatever................'

Riaan Eurotrash

183 posts · joined Nov 2003 ·

#114251
Hmm, herbie, penguin, and Y2K all seem tied for best job:P

A lways
U nder
D emonic
I nfluence

jonno-t3 Officially Full-On Dubber

289 posts · joined Apr 2003 ·

#114442
just thinking...Y2K...is it ur own business? if not....would u open your own and call it "volk-shaven" ??
ehehehhe:P

jonno
"if only everything in life was made like a volkswagen"

buzzbug Praise the lowered

1,992 posts · joined Mar 2003 ·

#114452
hey dave,
that jump that looks like a safety jump is me running from the back of a hercules out the side door towards the spiining propellors, only to exit and be hit by the massive amount of prop wash that you get from a plane travelling at over 200kmph. And now i am fully qualified to jump as i finish off my course with two jumps in the pitch blackness of Wagga Wagga at 3am this morning.:bounce
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs

Y2K Wolfsburg Wizard

500 posts · joined Oct 2003 ·

#114488
jonno-t3 wrote:just thinking...Y2K...is it ur own business? if not....would u open your own and call it "volk-shaven" ??
ehehehhe:P

jonno
Thats sounds sweeeeeet, I'd love to call it that but its not my own business. And i love spending money on my bug so i cant save enough to open one up. Thanks for the suggestion though, that would be great. I'd get all the volksie girls and maybe some guys coming to me for a wax.:o
Hehehehe
2000 New Beetle White (SOLD)
2004 NB Turbo Black, APR (SOLD)
2007 Passat Black shaggin wagon
1955 Beetle white VWOVAL
1956 Kombi, rusty n lichen

Stanley I guess the reward is in the doing of it

4,523 posts · joined Mar 2003 ·

#114737
Well I don't get to wax things but i do sleep with my hairdresser. and when i'm not sleeping I get to play with these, which is kinda cool.

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SKEWtYpe3 Custom Title Time!

1,859 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#114766
ok if Y2k is a girl herbie wins
unless.............hmmmmmmmm
do many fat chicks get muff waxes ? :puke

anyway Kafer u get to flie those things or what??

SKEWtYpe3 Custom Title Time!

1,859 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#114772
fotgot...........

did a private functin the other nite. 18th birthday, just girl, all mint and got them drunk 😉 and then they asked me to go out with thtem after to 7 nite club........
so i went out.........

but im a good bloke, well........i jsut wanted to keep my job........ !

DAMN THEY WERE ALL KILLER LOOKERS !!

Y2K Wolfsburg Wizard

500 posts · joined Oct 2003 ·

#114773
Unless......hmmmmm
Ya never know hehehehe
Nah im straight but whats better than watching a girl(me) rip wax from another girls muff or rubbing fake tan into her skin. hehehe Doesn't do anything for me but i think there's some guys out there who get very excited.
2000 New Beetle White (SOLD)
2004 NB Turbo Black, APR (SOLD)
2007 Passat Black shaggin wagon
1955 Beetle white VWOVAL
1956 Kombi, rusty n lichen

Y2K Wolfsburg Wizard

500 posts · joined Oct 2003 ·

#114775
SKEWtYpe3 wrote:do many fat chicks get muff waxes ? :puke
Nah no fat chicks, just the backpackers and the local byron girls.
2000 New Beetle White (SOLD)
2004 NB Turbo Black, APR (SOLD)
2007 Passat Black shaggin wagon
1955 Beetle white VWOVAL
1956 Kombi, rusty n lichen

buzzbug Praise the lowered

1,992 posts · joined Mar 2003 ·

#115054
Kafer69 you must be a RAAFy,
the arch enemy of the paratrooper.
Damn that friday button that you guys have in the herc's and bu's
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs

kombi_76er Slammed & Awesome Dubber

78 posts · joined Oct 2003 ·

#115057
i work at eagle boys so free pizza is the good perk about my job

dakgrrl Slammed & Awesome Dubber

75 posts · joined Apr 2003 ·

#115069
Well, I too work at woolworths but I was smart and got out of stores 2 years ago! I work on the IT Help Desk and I get the discounts at stores etc as well as a good Salary and overtime and a great shift. No weekend work unless I want the overtime and I work with a great bunch of people who love playing with all my VW toys!

Stanley I guess the reward is in the doing of it

4,523 posts · joined Mar 2003 ·

#115436
Sorry buzzbug not a RAAFY many years ago different story now, Just keep them flying.

crazyfiggi Wolfsburg Wizard

657 posts · joined Jun 2003 ·

#115538
I get the same perks as you Helbus, im a aprentice pannel beater. 😀 I take my bus down now and then to do some work:thumb

Craig Torrens 6 times Australian, 7 times State Hillclimb Class Champion

8,040 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#116106
FREE DRUGS😎


Peter Leonard Moderator Volatile

1,456 posts · joined Apr 2003 ·

#116162
Hardware store. Biggest perks are spending too much on tools and being able to help out people who have no idea what they're doing. and the obvious kudos when they all come back smiling after doing something they didn't think they could.
the sucky things are as always the fact that it's retail, and where money changes hands people get very protective and ornery, and that some customers are just plain assholes. My store has arguably got the best rep on the north shore, but I hear Bunnings pays better.... *thinks* and the new boss is trying to run the store like a hobby farm..... and being up to your armpits in concrete dust kinda sucks... and not a lot of honeys come in to hardware stores... ahh bugger it. 😀
let sleeping dubs lie

Peter Leonard Moderator Volatile

1,456 posts · joined Apr 2003 ·

#116168
hey y2k how much for a back crack and sack? 😀
let sleeping dubs lie

Herbie 53 Bugs are not nearly enough

764 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·

#116324
Be careful what you wish for.... She also sidelines as a dominatrix!!!!:party
62 Ragtop Herbie with a little extra oomph.

Peter Leonard Moderator Volatile

1,456 posts · joined Apr 2003 ·

#116357
eep.:o





:P
let sleeping dubs lie

Craig Torrens 6 times Australian, 7 times State Hillclimb Class Champion

8,040 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#116390
Y2K wrote:I think i win this.
I wax muffs all day long.........
Im a beauty therapist, now beat that.:P😀
Ruff Ruff wax my..................:o


Peter Leonard Moderator Volatile

1,456 posts · joined Apr 2003 ·

#116392
You been talking to jonti too much dude 😉
let sleeping dubs lie

Mad Manx KombiKroozin

456 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#116409
I work in a photolab so the perks are ok:
I see what every one else gets up too in their pictures.
Also a shop full of chics is a bonus but their bitchin can get on my nerves.... as for others- i get all my photo gear at cost so that helps