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pi22api22a Officially Full-On Dubber

345 posts · joined Nov 2003 ·

#127104
:bounce:bounce:bounce:bounce:bounce
As I have recently tied the knot, I no longer have need for this powerful pickup line,, Free to good home,,, (good luck)

PICK UP LINE TO TRY::::::::
(walks up to best looking girl at bar, sittin all by herself)
Me: G'day , buy you a drink?
Babe: No reply (she's ignoring me !!)
Me: Well,,, I may not be the best looking guy in this bar,,, (she's getting interested)
But I'm the ONLY one talking to YOU !!
(wears drink in face,, leaves feeling refreshed).

Can you do better?

Dave

Cam Custom Title Time!

1,535 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#127116
HAHAHAHA!!!!😀 Thats a classic

kinda like ending it with: "I may be fat... But you're ugly, and I can diet!"

pi22api22a Officially Full-On Dubber

345 posts · joined Nov 2003 ·

#127156
Yeah, I like that ending too,,,,,, will pass it on to some single people,,

dave

pi22api22a Officially Full-On Dubber

345 posts · joined Nov 2003 ·

#127191
so,,, how do you look with your hair down? (pause) besides beautiful ? :puke

Starbug rustbag

2,408 posts · joined Feb 2003 ·

#127282
My personal fave...
"do you sleep on your stomach? .... do you mind if i do?" 😀

Oasis Going alone...

1,806 posts · joined Jul 2003 ·

#127285
Guy goes up to a girl and says, "So, do you live around here often?"

Another guy goes up to a girl and says, "The name's Bond, James..." to which she replies, "Off, Fuck..."
"Tell him 'We've already got one'"

Robo Compulsive Aussie Vee Dubber

4,491 posts · joined Feb 2003 ·

#127421
He He He He He HE oooops I just wet my pants!
Rob...
Boxer Power
Member of DMLRK.....Die Mittler Lebuns Resto Komeradschaft

Craig Torrens 6 times Australian, 7 times State Hillclimb Class Champion

8,040 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#127551
the joys of school years, you could say anything to a girl and still get a snog/root😀


Anthiron The Baja Rejuvenation Begins

4,936 posts · joined Oct 2003 ·

#127555
i usually find my over average good looks pull the chicks better than n e pick up line ever could :P lol jokes:bounce
62/60 model bug eye baja bug, (Full Build in Progress)
1974 Chevrolet Luv
1970 MK2 Ford Cortina GT
1979 Yamaha RX125 Two Stroke tracker project.
2004 Harley Davidson Sportster XL Custom

Craig Torrens 6 times Australian, 7 times State Hillclimb Class Champion

8,040 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#127560
Anthiron wrote:i usually find my over average good looks pull the chicks better than n e pick up line ever could :P lol jokes:bounce
😘repuke


DoNkEy Wolfsburg Wizard

684 posts · joined Jul 2003 ·

#127565
lol....u get some funny ones..ones i would just love to see people say to other people...

Like "Your parents must of been terrorists , cause your da bomb!"...gotta give that one a try😉

Anthiron The Baja Rejuvenation Begins

4,936 posts · joined Oct 2003 ·

#127571
hah that one is good
62/60 model bug eye baja bug, (Full Build in Progress)
1974 Chevrolet Luv
1970 MK2 Ford Cortina GT
1979 Yamaha RX125 Two Stroke tracker project.
2004 Harley Davidson Sportster XL Custom

Starbug rustbag

2,408 posts · joined Feb 2003 ·

#127665
this ones always good

*guy licks his finger and presses it on the girls top and his shirt*

"hey babe, how about you and me go and get out of these wet clothes?"😀😀😀

KruizinKombi Seriously Obsessed Cyber Dubber

3,493 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#127669
"Your pants are like a mirror.... I can see myself in them!" 😉
Kruizin Kol

kombi_kid Moderator Good Kid too many projects

124 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#127680
or this good old one
"them pants look nice,but they would look better on the end of my bed"
cheers
rhys
it aint just cool its aircool'd

buzzbug Praise the lowered

1,992 posts · joined Mar 2003 ·

#127694
Him "do you want a root"
Her "no"
Him " would you mind laying down so i can have one"

Never tried,
To afraid to get a slap or sexual harrasment law suit.
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs

split_hot Learner Dubber

7 posts · joined Aug 2003 ·

#127719
there are 250 bones in your body would you like another.

pleased to meet you, meet to please you.

we could either fuck or i could tell everyone we did

id like to get into your pant but i guess you already have an asshole in there

😀

theres some of mine


jade

pi22api22a Officially Full-On Dubber

345 posts · joined Nov 2003 ·

#128005
ha ha,, you guys are sick,,

....... here's 40cents
........whats that for?
........To call your Mum, tell her your not going home tonight....(never used that one):bounce

dodge Fahrvergnugen

958 posts · joined Mar 2003 ·

#128056
some of the guys at my work suggested these ones 😉

"I'm not usually this tall, but I'm sitting on my wallet."

"You must be tired after running through my mind all day."

split_hot Learner Dubber

7 posts · joined Aug 2003 ·

#128071
i used all 4 of my pickup lines on my girl friend :cussing none worked darn it

5PL1TDCS10N Insano Dub Head

845 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#128076
A great rejection line from a girl:
"Im not your type...you don't need to blow me up!"

Bogan pick up line: " I'd love to bounce my b*lls on your chin!"(sorry If I've offended anyone)hehehehe

vwtyp2 Son of Jim - Creator of Good

2,504 posts · joined Sep 2003 ·

#128078
her: "not tonight dear, I've got a headache"

him: "that's fine, I've just been powdering my dick with asprin. You can have it either orally, or as a suppository" :P
Most people seem normal, till you get to know them.