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WHATS THE BEST WAY TO DESTROY STATESMAN`S????

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mattie started the skid`s for kids foundation then got defected hah

1,258 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#136542
YOU READ IT NOW LETS ANSWER!!!!
stuipid beetle breaks everytime i drive it.....

oval TOFU Bitte, ein Bit!

2,946 posts · joined Jul 2003 ·

#136544
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
:vader
...and Robert's ya father's brother...

Boozer Demented But Determined

1,999 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#136551
Good ony ya!😀:thumb

Here's what I reckon: try to start them...

typ-fre Insano Dub Head

749 posts · joined Sep 2003 ·

#136560
get the vw toureg to run over it

dom

Gehts notch?

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twoguns simply aircooled

4,275 posts · joined Nov 2002 ·

#136561
THIS...

Simply Cruzin'...

lobus Wolfsburg Wizard

618 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#136565
I reckon it would be fun to all stand around and piss on one and then listen to it rust away.
Or we could do a version of what the american bikers do with a jap bike but sub with a statesman. Maybe at the next Valla...
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Secoh Fahrvergnugen

926 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·

#136571
you dont have to do anything they just fall apart all on their own. damn crapbuckets.
If it aint broke,
Make it go faster!!

oval TOFU Bitte, ein Bit!

2,946 posts · joined Jul 2003 ·

#136590
hmmmmm

quote:
"PEOPLE WHO DRIVE VOLKSWAGEN CAN NOT AFFORD A REAL CAR HA HA"

dude, have you seen how much the MDs of Volkswagen earn? maybe you should learn to count...
...and Robert's ya father's brother...

bus356 Officially Full-On Dubber

319 posts · joined Nov 2003 ·

#136591
HEy Statesman, be careful coz if you hang around here long enough you might just get the VW bug (no pun intended). 😎

reub VWRX is gone...

2,054 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·

#136598
ha ha ha 😀

I just happen to own a wb stato.
Reub

Alex Holzl 2332cc of pure BALLZ!!

1,550 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#136723

mscabrio Cabriolet Queen

2,308 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#137041
You just have to feel sorry for the poor statesman tosser. He obviously feels he need to make up for his inadequacies (ever heard the saying that men who drive big cars are making up for the lack of size in another department ??????) by bagging something that he knows nothing about ! I am sure that he probably is a secret VW lover but can't admit it because he will be teased by his little 2 foot tall mates, so holden boy get in your deformed Commodore and drive yourself off the cliff !

:sandrine

robnjo Veteran Volks Folk

2,082 posts · joined Sep 2003 ·

#137054
WHATS THE BEST WAY TO DESTROY STATESMAN`S????

JAM THE DRIVERS HEAD UP THE EXHAUST:thumbNOW THATS TOPS:thumb

Karmann Bug Learner Dubber

18 posts · joined Oct 2003 ·

#137146
Hey... I work for Holden so watch it!!!!

VWCOOL 23 Windows of Awesome

5,158 posts · joined Jun 2003 ·

#137297
yeah... and I have an HSV that I play with when I'm not doing Oval and Country Buggy stuff... How do you destroy a Fairlane?!
Pay your debts, CxxT

Secoh Fahrvergnugen

926 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·

#137332
mscabrio wrote:ever heard the saying that men who drive big cars are making up for the lack of size in another department ??????
yes, it must be why I drove a mini for so many years 😉 :P
If it aint broke,
Make it go faster!!

Flying VW Wolfsburg Wizard

680 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#137547
I Bet over 90% of the people on this Forum, have another Car in there Driveway that isn't a VW.
BAJA NOW FITTED WITH A FULL FLYING REBUILD

Craig Torrens 6 times Australian, 7 times State Hillclimb Class Champion

8,040 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#138054
VWCOOL wrote:yeah... and I have an HSV that I play with when I'm not doing Oval and Country Buggy stuff... How do you destroy a Fairlane?!
How do you destroy a Fairlane....................................you can't because its a Ford. I should know,:P I tried for 4 years 😀
My new holden feels FU.KED after 13000km's


Oasis Going alone...

1,806 posts · joined Jul 2003 ·

#138118
Secoh wrote:
mscabrio wrote:ever heard the saying that men who drive big cars are making up for the lack of size in another department ??????
yes, it must be why I drove a mini for so many years 😉 :P
I've got a skateboard.
"Tell him 'We've already got one'"

Oasis Going alone...

1,806 posts · joined Jul 2003 ·

#138119
Secoh wrote:
mscabrio wrote:ever heard the saying that men who drive big cars are making up for the lack of size in another department ??????
yes, it must be why I drove a mini for so many years 😉 :P
I've got a skateboard. :o
"Tell him 'We've already got one'"