OK, hers a twisted one,,,
If anyones knows hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy, then you have probably thought of this before. If not read on,,,,,
Your home alone when you find out that Aliens are about to destroy the world to make way for a superhighway !!! and will do so in about 5mins !!!
There's an alien ship leaving in 60seconds and it can take only you. So here's the question,,,,,,,, (suspense)
What do you wear ?????
There will be no other humans coming (so who cares what you wear?)
I've decided on Uhg boots (knee high) cut off jeans and a flannie !! (Bevan-in-Space) with a jacket in case of ???? who knows,,,
Maybe a beanie too?
I'll wear an army combat uniform (without the weapons of course). That stuff has been designed and tested to last a long time and stay comfortable in all conditions.
That's probably the only situation you'd ever see me in anything military!
well i wont go hardly anywear with out mu jeans so i guess there in, and the ugh boots and the baggiest most comfy jumper i own, but i guess sexy lingerie underneath, might bump into the guy with the condom :P
Danielle
1968 pearl white beetle:kiss
1600 engine😉
soon to be supercharged 🤘🤘
1970 and 72 Squarebacks 70 soon to be rotor powered
a chicken suit and my vw ( I'd just tell em it's a customary outer layer commonly worn by humans, and is essential because with out it I would just shrivel up and create a really foul odour! )...:puke
well duhh.
speedos, a mask and snorkel (cos it's space and I don't want to run out of air) and silver body paint so i'd feel comfy. and a flasher - style duffel coat made from real duffels.
depends on whether or not it's warm or cold on the ship and at the destination. 😉 (I'm a practical fella). otherwise, comfy dressing gown (interstellar trips is longer and more boring than the Hume Hwy, so it pays to be comfy), and bring a towel. You can't be a Hoopy Frood if you don't know where your towel is. 🙂
My Anne Demeulemiester Pants, Comme de Garcons Shoes,
Gucci Shirt and Demeulemiester Suede jacket. No point being
an ambassador for a whole species if you look like shite!
Are there any fashion victims out there who know what I'm
talking about here?
BTW no underwear! Just gets you testicular cancer in the end!
Let it all hang out Baby!
Id go dressed as Ronald McDonald...
Once they see how I am in control of planet Earth they will keep the probing to a maximum....I mean minimum! heehee:P
I have just bought a VERY expensive pink 3/4 length cashmere coat with pink faux fur collar, so to get my moneys worth I guess that I would have to wear that !
