Any dubbers see stupid stickers on cars getting about?
I have one.
I thought it was a bit odd...pulled up in the Coles carpark on friday and parked next to a regular bland Holden Nova hatchback (Corolla), probably late 80s model. Anyway i noticed a sticker on the triangular window at the back...get this it said "NOS" (nitrious oxide system for those who dont know), had a peak to see if there was a cylinder, couldnt see one, and i had to chuckle, so i thought hmmm maybe it is some try hard p plater, no p plate in sight...without being ageist, most of these things are driven by the elder folk...i think there might be one fast (wannabe?) grandma or grandpa out there (pity i didnt get to see the driver? would have asked about the sticker)
<hr>"I choose to Cruze VW Golf Mk1 Style!!!"
u can buy those seat covers from super cheap with "Nos" on them but ir u were gonna spend all that money on a nitrous oxide system u woulc buy some decent jap buckets n e way.......stuff the seat covers
62/60 model bug eye baja bug, (Full Build in Progress)
1974 Chevrolet Luv
1970 MK2 Ford Cortina GT
1979 Yamaha RX125 Two Stroke tracker project.
2004 Harley Davidson Sportster XL Custom
Not a sticker!
Went to Garden City (shopping centre here in Bris) yesterday with
the Wife and Kids. Sit down at the food court. A couple sits down
in front of me. She is a wide load who I had first thought was a man.
He is a skinny weed of a thing with a bumfluff beard and an overbite.
I see that he is wearing a Tshirt with something written on it. I read it.
This is what it said. It's a bit disgusting, so don't read on if your likely
to be offended.
Eeenie Meenie Miny Moe
Suck my dick and swallow slow.
What sort of a f**kwit wears something like that? It put me off my tucker.
I remember a mate who was in constant trouble with the police for his
Soundgarden Tshirt (during Grunge) which said total f**king Godhead.
Pretty innocent next to that I reckon. So many think that they are so clever
and are so wrong!!!
one bumper sticker I've seen that I think is funny is "honk if you love peace and quite" And another is really good, but it is way funnier in the states, is "Dick Cheney before he dicks you"So funny!
one bumper sticker I've seen that I think is funny is "honk if you love peace and quite" And another is really good, but it is way funnier in the states, is "Dick Cheney before he dicks you"So funny!
all of the old classics:
do not over-take over-turning vehicle
this way up
if u dont like my driving, STAY OFF THE FOOTPATH
but my fav was actualluy on a bikers jacket the other day: If u can read this, Ive lost my bitch.
Reimagined/Recycled/Upcycled Cool
my favourite bumper sticker is what i have written down the bottom of each post.
JESUS IS COMING
QUICK, ... LOOK BUSY!
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
favorite one I saw on a beetle one day '0-100km 15 minutes' think i've seen that around here on someones sig too...
Heidi - 1960 White Beetle
'65 Kiwi Ghia
the bumper stickers that annoy the living shit out of me "magic happens"
i feel like saying to these people magic doesn't bloody happen, shit happens.
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
Some I've enjoyed:
Happiness is a belt fed weapon.
I love animals,...They're delicious
Too close for missiles, switching to guns.
Can't feed them? Don't breed them.
I wish my wife would get along with my Girlfriend.
Earth First!! Log the other planets later. and
Save the whales - collect the whole set ! !
TORQUE IS EVERYTHING
1971 S Bug 2lt Type 4
1968 Type 3 Fastback
keep honking, i'm reloading
Guns don't kill people, I DO
Missing your cat?, check under my tyres
Powered by cubic dollars
I may be slow but i'm infornt of you
(b&s ball sticker)
Got pissed on rum, fell on me bum, arked up went beserk, signed off with some circle work.
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
my favourite of all time is this one i saw on a dirty old holden 1 tonner....right on the back it said in bold
"v8's. only milk and juice come in 2 litres."
but also one for the people who have vans...i see heaps of paelvans with:
"dont laugh! it might be your daughter inside"
jonno
"if only everything in life was made like a volkswagen"
...Don't eat your own children ....
A mate wrote that on a label maker when we were smashed, and its now on the back window .... meh ... i don't know why - but its just stupid-funny 😀
¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.-> Keepin' it Real !!
Hope I don't offend anyone....but..."GOD is only DOG backwards"...hehe
tssnq.com.au
A few more:
"There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures... right next to the vegetables"
"I've found Jesus! he was behind the sofa all along"
"Dear Jesus, please deliver us from your followers"
"Tell him 'We've already got one'"
Not a sticker but the window sign that Speedster did . "Protected by a guy with a knife" aussieveedubbers.com
Classic!
Dan🙂
"If i had to explain you wouldnt understand"
The Lower Class
had a "save our wilderness, blah blah etc" sticker on back of my first car.. hand painted scumcar.... had job at wilderness society,, as koala... used to park it out back of shop wen on shift.... used to take home piles of koala pelts to wash (yukkie backpacker germs, BO etc ) cruzin home down highway back seat piled high with grey nylon pelts....... cept the sticker had been altered...... to... pave our wilderness.....
don't worry peace luvin peeps in here the cosomos has been giving me a hard time since:P
"Land Rights for Gay Whales!" has always been one of my favourites.
Peter Hill
1975 Type 2 Double Cab
modulus.com.auI saw one on the rear end of a big 4WD: "If you can read this, I've lost my trailer." I liked it. (I know baybuscamperkid, it's like "If u can read this, Ive lost my bitch", but hey!)
"Magic happens" sucks.
My housemate saw a kombi with the license plate "76VWRX" (I think), which he said was hammering around Clayton a few days ago, (blowing smoke). Nice idea for the plate hey? Sounded like a sweet car from what I was told.
Edit: "Land rights for gay whales" is written all over many desks at my Uni, along with "Orlando is Gay".
[Edited on 3-5-2004 by aggri1]
Another fave amonst hippies:
"My karma ran over my dogma"
1959 red & white Beetle
1975 Kombi camper
I've always liked:
"Keep Australia Green, F$ck A Frog" and "Keep Australia Green, Doze a Greenie"... and I'm a Greenie!
Ps. I've got "Magic Happens" on my bus, and its staying. Get over it.
Kruizin Kol
Magic happens is staying..........
oh well
shit happens :0)
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
On the back of my bus i've got "<- suicide - passing side ->", i find it amusing 😀
Buses are the best....
worst ones ive ever seen are these two on the back of a VERY champy guys ute.
"real men drive commodore utes"
and
"boy+ute = man Man+ute=mighty warrior"
*cringe*
in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
"You toucha ma car...I smasha ya face!"
"Fully sik"
:P
"Cash, Grass or Ass - Nobody Rides For Free"
"Get in, Sit down, Shut up & Hang On!"
"Get off my arse, unless you're a Haemorrhoid"
"If you can read this, you're too f#cking close!"
"My other car is a VW too!" (I like this one! 🙂)
Kruizin Kol
I have "F#?k work, go surfing" on the back window of my van, but I might add another after reading some of those!
i like that "my other car is a VW too" one the best :thumb
62/60 model bug eye baja bug, (Full Build in Progress)
1974 Chevrolet Luv
1970 MK2 Ford Cortina GT
1979 Yamaha RX125 Two Stroke tracker project.
2004 Harley Davidson Sportster XL Custom
I still love the "Fukenbroken" VW sticker I picked up at the Nats.
😀
Like the back of a volkswagen?
www.fortyseconds.comthere are some old classics like "im not as think as your drunk i am" getting a bit old now though....a mate had a sticker on his bomadore (untill a copper told him to take it off within a week lol) that said "life begins at 200Km/h" though i dont think he could get his VK anywhere near 200:P
62/60 model bug eye baja bug, (Full Build in Progress)
1974 Chevrolet Luv
1970 MK2 Ford Cortina GT
1979 Yamaha RX125 Two Stroke tracker project.
2004 Harley Davidson Sportster XL Custom
