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Dannyboy half man , half horse

2,306 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#185232
On my way home through Moore Park in Sydney i'm patiently waiting in a huge line of cars waiting to cross Southern cross drive. This is a sod of a place for traffic as lanes merge etc.
Anyway i sitting there and this guy comes roaring along the right lane which is a turn right lane only and stops along side me , puts his indicator on a starts to move over and cut me up. As i'm in a big van i just rolled forward , gave the guy a "whats your problem" look and blocked him from cutting in. Next thing he's standing on his horn and shouting at me to let him in. I wound my window and told him he was cutting in like everyone does and told him to pull his head in. Next thing i know he's jumped out of his car with a steering lock lock in his hand and is running over to my van like a crazed looney!!
The lights turn to green and i slowly pull away from this guy thats standing in the middle of the road. This is the funny bit.
The guys not standing in the middle of the road , he's running back to his new Vectra just as it rolls backwards and bounces off a 4x4 thats behind him!!! Absolutely pissed myself laughing and just as i'm crossing the main road a traffic cop happily cruises past me in the direction of my man with the steering lock!! Now thats funny!!! Freakin tossers!!
Freakin Nutters!!! We all know that you don't mess with big white vans! Rang my boss and explained straight away as it it's a cert that the guy will complain to Head Office! Boss was cool so alls good!

Dan
🙂😀:P:thumb

[Edited on 10-6-2004 by dannyboy67]
"If i had to explain you wouldnt understand"

The Lower Class

Bizarre Moderator The artist formerly known as blue74l

12,789 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#185240
heh heh heh........ you cruel mean man!!!
Futue te ipsum!!!

XXX-1.8T Bishop of Volkswagenism

3,113 posts · joined Oct 2002 ·

#185242
hahaahahaahahaahaahahaahahaah:party

lil dub Type3 Stylist

648 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#185248
LMAO
thats insane.
freaking weirdo's with steering locks chasing at you........thats really funny (just glad it was me he was running at)

lil dub Type3 Stylist

648 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#185249
WASN'T me......sorry, typo --- i'm glad it wasn't me he was running at.....or i would have peed my pants (and had to explain that to the boss as well)

BiX Veteran Volks Folk

2,499 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·

#185251
that is bloody funny!!!!
I have no sympathy for my car, only the wallet that pays for it!
Go hard or go home!!!!

ducky Believer in Buggyism

1,238 posts · joined Aug 2003 ·

#185259
sounds like the guy was a true nutter
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wacked1 Custom Title Time!

1,508 posts · joined Jul 2003 ·

#185261
karma
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN DAKED
don't worry it's a VW thing

Dannyboy half man , half horse

2,306 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#185263
It's Sydney, full of head bangers! Say no more!

Dan😎
"If i had to explain you wouldnt understand"

The Lower Class

RISKY^VW Wolfsburg Wizard

403 posts · joined Mar 2003 ·

#185269
geez there are some wankers around!
most live in Sydney or melbourne 😀
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KOM123 Smiling Assassin

1,164 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#185347
Gold :thumb

Boozer Demented But Determined

1,999 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#185357
he he that's really funny, instead of telling him what's what I would've turned my stereo up and pretended i couldn't hear him..."WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! OH! YOU LIKE MY VAN?" and so forth. I could really see this sort of thing happening to me except I would be much more rude eg. give em the finger and pull faces.:thumb
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fetid_swamp Seriously Crusin Dubber

174 posts · joined Sep 2003 ·

#185367
acording to recent posts lil dub wouldnt have peed her pants in the car....., she would have been liberated and peed "outside", on the road & then vacated the area.....

"but that said, i am a great fan of peeing out-doors" (lil dub 9-6-2004 at 09:22 AM)

ha ha ha.

DubCrazy Custom Title Time!

1,295 posts · joined Jul 2003 ·

#185368
ahhhhh makes you feel like your back in good old england huh dannyboy....lol




steff............

pod i`ve got to finish this thing one day

4,980 posts · joined Dec 2003 ·

#185371
the last bit was funny, but isnt there some mad geezers in old sydney town these days🙁
I usually have the same thing (without the nutter) in my 4wd till my bullbar starts getting closer then they decide to pull there head in:P
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Kruizin_76 Commited Dubber

63 posts · joined Apr 2004 ·

#185372
ahhahaha sweet justice,

tonight i was checking out a camper when a bloke walked up to my bus,
obviously had about a million beers, asked for a lift down to the south end of the gold coast, i was going north, i said no, he go the shits then mooned me point blank near the passenger door, as i was dirving away he then jumped onto my from bumper as i was starting to drive, before i knew it I HAD A NAKED ARSE STARING AT ME THROUGH THE WINDSCREEN, i booted it and flung him off, talk about freakin weirdos around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just to put in my 2 yen!!!!!!

$2.63 homebrand baja

0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·

#185374
fetid_swamp wrote:acording to recent posts lil dub wouldnt have peed her pants in the car....., she would have been liberated and peed "outside", on the road & then vacated the area.....

"but that said, i am a great fan of peeing out-doors" (lil dub 9-6-2004 at 09:22 AM)

ha ha ha.
wee-wee, armed nutters and bums, wat is this place coming to? And I felt bad about some of the posts i made.
"Phew"..... keep on postin this is hilarious :thumb

$2.63 homebrand baja

0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·

#185375
oh btw... to-lllld u ud regret postin dat wee-wee gurl.....😀 hehehehehe! (ok pwomise I will say no more 😎 .. cept ..u shuld do as i did and invest in some depend maxi's and say nuffin...),, sorry 4 hijack danny, thats the best revenge one could hope 4!.lol.

[Edited on 10-6-2004 by $2.63 homebrand baja]

*did*

0 posts · joined Sep 2003 ·

#185387
What's with people getting pissed off when they're the ones doing the wrong thing? I still remember that stupid lady at the servo yelling at me.

lil dub Type3 Stylist

648 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#185907
fetid_swamp wrote:acording to recent posts lil dub wouldnt have peed her pants in the car....., she would have been liberated and peed "outside", on the road & then vacated the area.....

"but that said, i am a great fan of peeing out-doors" (lil dub 9-6-2004 at 09:22 AM)

ha ha ha.
jeezuz...........i bury my head in a book for a few days.........blissfully unaware that my toiletting habits are being discussed on the net!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes yes, good call fetid_swamp..............

heather, my dear sweet girl, get over it ------------- you haven't offended me -------------- you're posts are fine, just fine (in fact, if it weren't for you posting such weird crap, i would come off sounding far more of a freak than i already do................)
so keep up the inane posts homebrand_baja --------------- and stop freaking out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

talk about paranoia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thor aka wee_wee_grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl

fetid_swamp Seriously Crusin Dubber

174 posts · joined Sep 2003 ·

#185911
ha ha. from bad to worse.

so its a habit now is it. its an uncontrollable urge to take a leak outside...

you have probs lil. 😉