the one i've always found piss-ya-pants funny is
~ virgin conversion~
mobile unit
love it!!!!!! the fella who made that musta been a genius, i can just see the kombi/pano pullin up outside the old's place for the first date with their daughter and the old mans face dropping as he watches the two love birds roll off into the distance........hahahaha
Are there any other stickers that use the German type of language ... ie "Fukenbroken" 🙂 I love that one 🙂
¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.-> Keepin' it Real !!
Saw on the back of a ute -
www.sexinmyute.now.ok 😎my all time favourate would have to be "I do what the little voices tell me" closely followed by "horn broken watch for finger"
“We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.” Bill Hicks
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The bumper sticker favoured by physists...
White sticker with red lettering
"If these words are blue - you are travelling too fast"
I guess if you don't know anythig about red/blue shifts then it goes over your head. Still, I reckon it's a cracker...
Anotehr good one is
"Born just fine the first time"
Upside down on the back window of a cherokee
"If you can read this call Jeep assist"
Ain't nothin' like the wind in your hair.
"Jesus: Another Carpenter Who Promised to Come Back One Day & Finish the Job"
"caution. flying objects may contain lead."
THe MC Bat Commander's motto: "Never do now, what you could do for 24 hours straight, all night, the night before."
Canni. wrote:favorite one I saw on a beetle one day '0-100km 15 minutes' think i've seen that around here on someones sig too...
yeah thats myne lol
Gehts notch?
|.. ohhh shit!! wrong turn:P
|............._____/___________
|.........__/-_|__|\ ___________________
|......../( )____( )= ___________
how about "no fat chicks or car wil scrape"
“We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.” Bill Hicks
the chaos project - click me
I seen a sticker on the back of a little shit box i think that it was a mazda 121 and it said I BRAKE FOR TAIL GATERS so me being me and in my baja i went to investergate and see weather he was keen to get a bull bar print in his ass but he got the shits and pulled off and another is I GOT A ROOT IN UTE AND THE FELING WAS JUST BUTE also on a sigma VEHICLE FREQUENTLY TRYING TO GET SIDEWAYS i thought that it suited the car😎
Also on the back of a ute on the way out to the last baja day it said GROWING OLD IS UNAVOIDABLE BUT GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL :puke
I always liked "Speed on brother, hell ain't full yet"...
A sticker rearranged to say "Do not take over turning vehicle"
And my all time favourite was some crazy dude who had "Hotdogs don't eat hotdogs, people eat hotdogs"
I saw a guy wearing a t-shirt the other day that said "Ugly but hung".
FUNKENGRUVEN
Kruizin Kol
I still like "Dear Jesus, Please deliver us from your followers..."
"Tell him 'We've already got one'"
saw one yesterday
"VICTORIA BITTER : Helping ugly people get a root since 1892"
see.... air and water do mix 😉
1974 1300
1997 MK3 Golf GL
2003 NB Cabrio
2012 Golf VI GTI
2014 Audi A4 Quattro
got a sticker for me mate,thats a gun freek and it said "keep honking,I'm reloading"...but he said he wouldn't put it on his car cause it would then make it premeditated....
.......WHAT THE!:jesus
Was going to put this one on my father's Mazda wagon if he put it back on the road "Test Vehicle for new Rubber Band Motor".
And this one is for my war wagon (the old Peugeot) "You can tailgate, but can you stop as quick as me?" and as soon as the buggy is back on the road, the Pug also gets "My other car is a little red convertible"...
I know this is written on a shirt but i think its funny..
'I AM A VIRGIN, (...but this is a very old sticker)'
and on my first bug I had
'Bad ass girls drive bad ass bugs' 😉
Oh and
'No fat blokes!!!'
ive been trying to get this shirt. it says "requires constant supervision"
“We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.” Bill Hicks
the chaos project - click me
Saw this on a trailer behind a ute the other day:
"I'd rather be a YOUNG DICKHEAD than be an OLD FART"
I don't think he understands - Nature has a way of sneaking up on you!!!
Winter is here.........Footy is here........now where is my beer.........
I saw one on a ute that read "injection is nice but id rather be blown" also " Welders have the hottest rods " another that said "Divers do it deeper"
There's people mighty upset with God and Jesus on this post...
My favorite is one for Sydney drivers;
"I climbed Mt Druitt."
LOL😀
from the line out of The fat and the furious where the guy says
"for those nine seconds or less... im free"
Ive seen a sticker on the back of an impala saying
Moonlite... 54 and 66 beetle
from the line out of The fast and the furious where the guy says
"for those nine seconds or less... im free"
Ive seen a sticker on the back of an impala saying
"for those twenty seven seconds or less.... im free"
Moonlite... 54 and 66 beetle
see at my old mans workshop
this car has more leaks than titanic
“We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.” Bill Hicks
the chaos project - click me
$2.. i love it..
On one of those yellow diamond signs in the back window I saw, "Stupid yellow sign on board"
"Tell him 'We've already got one'"
