A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar.
They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment,she
notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy
bears.
Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the
floor,cuddly
medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on
the top shelf along the wall.
The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy
bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to
mention
this to him,and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes
off
and make hot steamy love.
After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are
lying
there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling,
"Well, how was it?"
The guy says.........
"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
"Listen to this. Marcy comes over and she tells me that her ex-boyfriend was over late last night and 'yada yada yada I'm really tired today.' You don't think she'd yada yada sex?"
"I've yada yada'd sex."
"Really?"
"Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again."
"But you yada yada'd over the best part."
"No, I mentioned the bisque."
- George, Elaine, and Jerry, in "The Yada Yada"
"All you need is trust and a little bit of pixie dust!"
