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lulu94 Wolfsburg Wizard

449 posts · joined Dec 2003 ·

#216169
sounds like an email i got about, how do youput a giraffe in the fridge, then a elephant, some weird iq test thing.

Danielle
1968 pearl white beetle:kiss
1600 engine😉
soon to be supercharged 🤘🤘

1970 and 72 Squarebacks 70 soon to be rotor powered

tracash242 Officially Full-On Dubber

261 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·

#216265
hitler made three bombs,the vone,the vtwo,and the vw,,😀 a joke i heard at the daily waters hotel,

Da Wiz Officially Full-On Dubber

330 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#216277
How do you put an elephant into a fridge?
Open the VW door, take the elephant out, close the VW door, open the fridge, put the elephant inside, close the fridge.
¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.-> Keepin' it Real !!

Da Wiz Officially Full-On Dubber

330 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#216278
How do you know if there are 4 elephants in your fridge?
There's a VW bug parked outside it.
¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.-> Keepin' it Real !!

aggri1 Insano Dub Head

824 posts · joined Dec 2003 ·

#216514
Yeah these are pretty bad.:repuke

lobus Wolfsburg Wizard

618 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#216520
Da Wiz wrote:How do you know if there are 4 elephants in your fridge?
There's a VW bug parked outside it.

or the footprints left in the butter....boom boom.
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Menangler Custom Title Time!

1,991 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#216532
And what has wings but can't fly?,

A dead bird.
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Experienced when a car and it's driver are in mutual harmony, A unique driving experience, Pleasure, Satisfaction,
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jenz58 Postal Menace

9,121 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#216543
What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school?
Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!


Heavy stuff!!!
"All you need is trust and a little bit of pixie dust!"

http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=22473
http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=56558#pid535643

...so I don't loose the links to my rides again hehehe

killakornkobb where's that clutch?

1,663 posts · joined Mar 2004 ·

#216549
how do you put a baby in a blender?

Feet first so you can see the expression on it;s face :|
Tagedeezee Heezy

killakornkobb where's that clutch?

1,663 posts · joined Mar 2004 ·

#216565
it gets better...

how do you get a baby OUT of a blender?

Doritos
Tagedeezee Heezy

killakornkobb where's that clutch?

1,663 posts · joined Mar 2004 ·

#216574
i do my best 🙂
Tagedeezee Heezy

amazer kombi pilot

3,187 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#216636
Whats pink and sits in the corner getting smaller and smaller?


A baby combing its hair with a potato peeler.
Chris.... kombi pilot, oval dreamer... finisher #26971 2005 city to surf

silver Dangerous when poked

2,169 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#216701
The worst joke ever...
Whats the difference between a pimple and a priest
Keeping it real !

silver Dangerous when poked

2,169 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#216702
Sorry bout this......................
Keeping it real !

silver Dangerous when poked

2,169 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#216703
A pimple will only come on a teenagers face.......
Keeping it real !

silver Dangerous when poked

2,169 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#216705
I said sorry
Keeping it real !

Oasis Going alone...

1,806 posts · joined Jul 2003 ·

#216755
What do you call a fly with no legs????

A walk.


What's green, has 6 legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree???

A billiard table.
"Tell him 'We've already got one'"

HotRodMatt If it\'s old or rare - cut it!

3,616 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·

#216758
What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school?
Reminds me of another....

Guy takes his inflatable doll back to the adult shop. Says to the guy, "this thing keeps going down on me!"
Shop assistant say back, "I'll give you double what you paid for it!"

CoopGirl Fat Chicks ROCK!

825 posts · joined Aug 2003 ·

#216825
Here's on in the spirit of the olympics......

How do they seperate the men from the boys in Greece??






With a crowbar!!! (Hope I didn't offend)

hahahahahahaha:thumb

Oasis Going alone...

1,806 posts · joined Jul 2003 ·

#216904
Q. Where do you weigh a pie?


A. Somewhere Over The Rainbow
"Tell him 'We've already got one'"

amazer kombi pilot

3,187 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#217746
what do you get when you cross a dolphin and a hippo.


a flipperpotomous
Chris.... kombi pilot, oval dreamer... finisher #26971 2005 city to surf

DoNkEy Wolfsburg Wizard

684 posts · joined Jul 2003 ·

#221094
Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread ofcourse

KruizinKombi Seriously Obsessed Cyber Dubber

3,493 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#221315
Why do elephants lie on their backs with their feet in the air?







To trip low-flying canaries...
Kruizin Kol

VWFREAK VWFREAK

2,577 posts · joined May 2004 ·

#221319
Q. Whats easier to unload, a truck full of babies or a truck full of eggs.

A. A truck full of babies, because you can't use a pitchfork on eggs.lol

I know it's a bit sick.

An oldie bu a goodie. :repuke

Gibbo Custom Title Time!

1,685 posts · joined Jun 2004 ·

#221339
This is the best joke in the world, bar none.....


Whats brown and sticky










A Stick....

barls Administrator Causer of Chaos and Mayhem

9,473 posts · joined Jun 2004 ·

#231126
whats worse than 10 babies in a bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets
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