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Starbug rustbag

2,408 posts · joined Feb 2003 ·

#240192
right, so when the acura boys post about hot honda chicks, they just post the chicks.
when the vw boys post about hot dubber chicks, they arent only posting about the female form, but also the sleek shapely lines of vw, in all their restored glory with the coolest aftermarket accessories...

they've probably all got fake boobs and an airbrush job, but at least you get to see some cool cars with the vw ones.

and the mods on my bug are so much more cooler than rubber floor mats... you know... like radio antenna, matching seat covers and wicked hardcore fully sick bug air freshner :P
in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.

1303Steve Scirocco Rare

8,650 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#240196
Hi

We know why they need tinted windows and rubber floor mats, thats so knowone can see them spank the monkey and the mess just wipes up off the rubber mats.

Isnt it good to defend our wasser driving friends, insult 1 veedubber and you insult us all.

Steve

Starbug rustbag

2,408 posts · joined Feb 2003 ·

#240197
Barls... good on you! what a wanker that guy was... and i wouldnt be bragging about having a fully sick car if i was a guy and drove a "starlet"

think about it
in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.

boersch Wolfsburg Wizard

407 posts · joined Jun 2004 ·

#240231
haha barls.
you learn to drive a VW properly and you can drive anything.. that guy can't even drive a bloody starlet without stalling bahahahahahaha

barls Administrator Causer of Chaos and Mayhem

9,473 posts · joined Jun 2004 ·

#240242
learn to drive a lada niva and you can drive anything with wheels cause thats what i learned to drive in.
“We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.” Bill Hicks
the chaos project - click me

vwombat Hey Ho - Lets GO!

1,218 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#240814
ok. big fast car = tiny pee pee.
tiny little vw = humungo?????)

ANYWAY.
dont know where that leaves kombi dirvers though.....
It means we all have really tiny peepee's, but we go like the clappers. Not much difference between us and rabbits really. Does that solve that one you heartless icelandic vixen?

andrewh Officially Full-On Dubber

284 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#240817
pete wood wrote:freakin ricers,

one of the guys listed subs and window tinting in his 'modification' specs. both nice, but their not real mods.
One of the most amusing modifications I saw listed was "Performance gear knob". I think it was in a for sale ad.

I can understand if he'd changed the whole shifter, but gearknob?

Starbug rustbag

2,408 posts · joined Feb 2003 ·

#240902
how does one aquire a performance gear knob?
what does a performance gear knob do exactly? does it help you shift quicker or does it have flashing lights or ....
in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.

Oasis Going alone...

1,806 posts · joined Jul 2003 ·

#240912
That's what he calls himself... "I'm a performance gear KNOB"
"Tell him 'We've already got one'"

Boozer Demented But Determined

1,999 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#240913
i'm gonna join and create HAVOK!
THe MC Bat Commander's motto: "Never do now, what you could do for 24 hours straight, all night, the night before."

Starbug rustbag

2,408 posts · joined Feb 2003 ·

#241044
damn, so you get the tosser with the car?
hmmm... wouldnt mind a personal slave... not too interested in the performance gear knob though.
i wonder if he can wash dishes?
in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.

Skinnyboy Casual Dubber

29 posts · joined Sep 2004 ·

#241049
lol, this makes me laugh!

I own a 95 Prelude, standard but with a few "ahem" modifications, that Plod dosent need to know about.... On the Aussie site that I am a member we have some good people who genuinely love cars regardless fo the badge on the front, its the morons like on that Acura site that crack me up, its like a freaking Accord fellas, my nan drives an Accord!!!

Its all Vtec this, NOS that, 99.9% of the members are dreamers who spend their money on performance mods such as "Type R Performance car mats" and Mandrel Bent adjustable map lights!!!

Eejits!!! I drive performance cars everyday, and nobody bats an eyelid, drive a Beetle and everyone waves and wants to know about the little car!!

Thats why men who drive Beetles get the chicks, because they have a vocabulary that extends beyond three letter acronyms!

barls Administrator Causer of Chaos and Mayhem

9,473 posts · joined Jun 2004 ·

#241367
Boozer wrote:i'm gonna join and create HAVOK!
i wil if you will boozer i could always ask about a turbo clutch. 😉😉:thumb
“We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.” Bill Hicks
the chaos project - click me

Boozer Demented But Determined

1,999 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#241687
i HAVE!
THe MC Bat Commander's motto: "Never do now, what you could do for 24 hours straight, all night, the night before."

barls Administrator Causer of Chaos and Mayhem

9,473 posts · joined Jun 2004 ·

#241733
ok my name shall be fully sic
“We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.” Bill Hicks
the chaos project - click me

DubCrazy Custom Title Time!

1,295 posts · joined Jul 2003 ·

#241742
Unf**king real!!!!!!!!!!!!!! people have no idea do they, they close there minds(if they have on to start with) and bag out another make model etc becasue they are told its not "cool" to like it. The americans are one of the world worst for this as they have the opinon that "Bigger is better and nothing is as good as what they have"!!!!!!! well to this i say WAKE UP YOU BLIND FOOLS its all about the cars, it don't matter what make it is, what style it is, its down to the time,effort and care that you put into the car. I myself am a volks man all the way but i can see a car i hate(fords) and respect the work that someone has put into the car. i dont feel the need to bag them out just becase i dont like that style of car. Sure i will laugh at the idiots that think a window tint is a mod and have there neons etc hanging out everywhere and thinking it makes them go faster. This i will nevre understand but hey i am gay right? i am a man that drives volkswagons and have done all my life so my wife and kids are in for a rude shock now that this super clever man has worked it all out.... damn him and the plans of all us gay beetle drivers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Oh i am now on that site as me, i think this could be fun :vader


steff.................................
Life with out a v-dub is no life at all!!!!!

$2.63 homebrand baja

0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·

#241762
ooooowwwwaaaaahhhh.... did you read that post some feral dub chick posted.... man she scares me..... 😉 see yas in there... teeeheee!

BiX Veteran Volks Folk

2,499 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·

#241763
Well done, just sledge them using slang.

I love the post, I thought you spoke english down there, look at how well the first post is worded?
I have no sympathy for my car, only the wallet that pays for it!
Go hard or go home!!!!

Tazz Old Skool

1,315 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#241775
So do you get a Email to acctivate??




Tazz
1962 Type3 Squareback
1967 Type3 Fastback "Kermit"

The truth is important. It will set you free

StenGuns Veteran Volks Folk

2,147 posts · joined Mar 2004 ·

#241780
OMG!! How funny..

Starbug rustbag

2,408 posts · joined Feb 2003 ·

#241793
where are u posting guys?
i want a laugh!
in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.

$2.63 homebrand baja

0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·

#241795
:duh they appear easily confused in there....teehee

reminiscent of the old hanson's 'please explain'.........
I know my tinting has gone all crusty from the goo squirting all over the place from my oversized novelty penis....

bwahahahahahaaaaaaa.... :jesus

tazz...you will be informed via email once accepted, took a day or so... be patient 😉

$2.63 homebrand baja

0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·

#241796
gp to first post in thread starbuggy, link is there ... :bounce

BiX Veteran Volks Folk

2,499 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·

#241821
Ok I think there seems to be a few nice posts on there. Mabye we should take the morral high ground. We shouldn't be sledging them about pigeon holing us and then pigeon holing them as all wankers. How about we just out smart them using slang they don't undersatnd and words (eg more than 3 lettrs) that don't know?
I have no sympathy for my car, only the wallet that pays for it!
Go hard or go home!!!!

Tazz Old Skool

1,315 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#241895
You have to be Kidding!!!!





Quote:
Originally Posted by Tunaboy
When you tint your windows that means it's a rice burner. What a moron.

:End Quote



I got mine tinted.

What does tint have to do with exhaust??

Yeh right....



Tazz

[Edited on 5-10-2004 by Tazz]
1962 Type3 Squareback
1967 Type3 Fastback "Kermit"

The truth is important. It will set you free

$2.63 homebrand baja

0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·

#241920
BiX wrote:Ok I think there seems to be a few nice posts on there. Mabye we should take the morral high ground. We shouldn't be sledging them about pigeon holing us and then pigeon holing them as all wankers. How about we just out smart them using slang they don't undersatnd and words (eg more than 3 lettrs) that don't know?
wasn't pidgeon holing them all as wankers drew. just asked a legit q about tunaboys window tinting, in relation to my original post. I was asking why 'so many' had tinted windows,, not stating they all had window tinting. If you want to get in there on your moral horse by all means go for it, but quite frankly if a fishheaded riceboy is going to infer i am a prostitute then i will say whatever the funk I want. Why don't U hop on into the forum yourself and start preaching to them, instead of telling us what to do!😎

barls Administrator Causer of Chaos and Mayhem

9,473 posts · joined Jun 2004 ·

#241949
good one all now finish them off
“We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.” Bill Hicks
the chaos project - click me

boersch Wolfsburg Wizard

407 posts · joined Jun 2004 ·

#242143
they say hondas are special because they have 'style' and 'class'... wtf!! every 2nd car new car looks the same anyway so what are they on about.

i'm sure if hitler were still alive they wouldn't be bagging out volkswagens so much

[Edited on 5-10-2004 by boersch]

ColumBUS Hail To The Bus Driver!

3,601 posts · joined Sep 2004 ·

#242183
damn those guys dont have a clue

guys like us have realised that its not a burnout or a 10 second 1/4 mile that impresses chicks here (unless the chicks wear flannel, follow nascar and have obscenely oily mullets).

beetles, kombis, KG, etc, can all be summed up in two words; Unique Style.

so let em :cry about how they dont get laid, then bitch about us, we know whos gonna get laid soon... the easy honda driver who just picked up the mullet lady.
a fate worse than death...

Daniel - glad he doesnt drive a honda

twoguns simply aircooled

4,275 posts · joined Nov 2002 ·

#242260
:blah :blah :blah...
Simply Cruzin'...