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sand kombi Officially Full-On Dubber

345 posts · joined Feb 2003 ·

#246707
Penis Facts
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Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons

Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons

Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour

Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches

Average length when erect: 5.1

Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch

Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches

Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)

Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet

Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall

Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight.

Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, wheat germ, chicken fingers from Erie dining hall

Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%

Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%

Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%

Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2weeks

Average # of erections per day for a man: 11

Average # of erections during the night: 9

Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours

Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)

Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100

Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm

Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm

In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet. Some say that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste. Dairy products can create a foul taste; the taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest. ACIDIC FRUITS AND ALCOHOL (EXCEPT PROCESSED LIQUORS) GIVE IT A PLEASANT AND SUGARY TASTE. Examples:
oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown, etc. drinking a Corona with lime is double the fun)

Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie (happy thanksgiving!)

Yes, the penis does shrink in cold water

It is common for men to wake up with 'morning wood', a name for an a.m. erection

Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false


:thumb:P😊kiss
MIKE.
VW'S DON'T LEAK OIL, THEY JUST LEAVE THEIR MARK !!!

baby_beetle Seriously Crusin Dubber

197 posts · joined Jul 2004 ·

#246728
lol ahhaha :P
Is YoUr DaD a TeRrOrIsT cAuSe BaBy YoU dA bOmB

VolksFolks Son of Jim - Creator of Good

2,869 posts · joined Dec 2003 ·

#246729
Labatt Blue


LMFAO
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jenz58 Postal Menace

9,121 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#246731
Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%

I don't believe it!!!

Average # of erections per day for a man: 11

Good stats...I'm impressed

Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2weeks

2 weeks? Argh!!!

oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown, n drinking a Corona with lime

....sounds a good diet

...mmmm...must have got over the bordom somewhere

Where's the VW content?

Am I the only one fool enough to reply?:jesus

Help!!

OK ....I'm working my way down d posts here....
"All you need is trust and a little bit of pixie dust!"

http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=22473
http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=56558#pid535643

...so I don't loose the links to my rides again hehehe

Mikeaus Commited Dubber

62 posts · joined Mar 2004 ·

#246761
No you aren't the only one 🙂
Bugger Me Dead.

oval TOFU Bitte, ein Bit!

2,946 posts · joined Jul 2003 ·

#246790
Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%

and the other 39% are bloody liars!
...and Robert's ya father's brother...

lugnuts Custom Title Time!

1,070 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#246867
Hey Jen,1hr42min yuv been hangin on this thread :duh

zac_smits Coolest Person Ever!

3,634 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#246870
haha yes but she says she was only bored...

i looked caus i'm a guy so i'm allowed...

jenz is just...well, we won't go there..

zac
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jenz58 Postal Menace

9,121 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#246875
lugnuts I can't help myself cos I'm a pure deviate....thank you for not going there zac....

....damn am I the only girl in here...this is getting very embarrasing :blush

Hmmm....and no I didn't get up this early JUST to come and see what was happening...the caffeine I had last night started to kick in and woke me up....
"All you need is trust and a little bit of pixie dust!"

http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=22473
http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=56558#pid535643

...so I don't loose the links to my rides again hehehe

vw54 Administrator Always Waiting 4 Friday

16,723 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#246879
Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%

and the other 39% are bloody liars!



oval TOFU

Mate its more like the other 40% are liars


Jen what are you doing on this thread LOL :duh
I read it on FACEBOOK so it must be true


http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=91278&page=1#pid848630


http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=63561&page=1#pid624099


http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=4832&page=1#pid452603


http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=60650&page=1#pid574409

vw54 Administrator Always Waiting 4 Friday

16,723 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#246880
Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false

yes this quote is NOT true,,..... of course they will explode....
I read it on FACEBOOK so it must be true


http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=91278&page=1#pid848630


http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=63561&page=1#pid624099


http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=4832&page=1#pid452603


http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=60650&page=1#pid574409

zac_smits Coolest Person Ever!

3,634 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#246881
hahahaha.

i'd be worried if my balls were blue 😊blush
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Robo Compulsive Aussie Vee Dubber

4,491 posts · joined Feb 2003 ·

#246898
I thought John Holmes had 14 inch's, must have used a dodgy tape measure!
Rob...😎
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zac_smits Coolest Person Ever!

3,634 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#246900
Robo wrote:I thought John Holmes had 14 inch's, must have used a dodgy tape measure!
Rob...😎
why would you want to think that?

neway..here's some info just to prove that wrong
"
Largest Penis
Naturally we begin with the topic foremost on men’s minds. The average penis size for white males is about 6.2 inches, so if you don't quite measure up, don’t worry: penis size has relatively little to do with one’s capacity to pleasure. Remember: it ain’t the meat, it’s the motion.

The largest erect member in medical literature would be the 14-inch organ mentioned by Dr. David Reuben in his book Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (1969). Reuben didn’t divulge any source for this figure, and there was no independent verification, so you may question his accuracy. The largest medically verified penis on record is 13.5 inches long and 6.25 inches around, documented in the early twentieth century by Dr. Robert L. Dickinson. Other sources (Alfred Kinsey, Masters and Johnson, etc.) mention specimens ranging from 9.5 to 12 inches.

Then there are the dubious claims of immense penis size by various personages operating within the sex industry (read: porn actors). These claims are almost invariably false, the result of exaggeration and hype by unscrupulous dealers hoping to hawk more products. Take the legendary Long Dong Silver, for instance. Made famous by the Clarence Thomas-Anita Hill hearings, his one enduring trait was his supposedly 18-inch penis. Totally fraudulent, as it turns out; in fact, there are videos in which he appears only normal sized.

Incidentally, if you wish to pursue this matter on your own (anticipating a slow weekend, perhaps?) you measure along the top."

good old google...
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Robo Compulsive Aussie Vee Dubber

4,491 posts · joined Feb 2003 ·

#246904
Don't tell me its all lie's?
Rob...😎
Boxer Power
Member of DMLRK.....Die Mittler Lebuns Resto Komeradschaft

jenz58 Postal Menace

9,121 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#246906
n what about Les Patterson's bulge...that turns women on no end .....mmmm....almost went down to the knee

Did anyone ever get a pic of Errol Flynns? That's been a legend for years...

Hmmm.....why am I here n posting? Should be hiding my perversion:duh
"All you need is trust and a little bit of pixie dust!"

http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=22473
http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=56558#pid535643

...so I don't loose the links to my rides again hehehe

zac_smits Coolest Person Ever!

3,634 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#246907
jenz that's damn right... but then again...

hahaha

(i don't want to even try to find those pics for you....)

zac
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Robo Compulsive Aussie Vee Dubber

4,491 posts · joined Feb 2003 ·

#246911
Hey I thought Jenz was gone for the day! must have been a bit of ESP that made her log back on! nothing like a thread with this sort of content to get the ladies excited!
Rob...😎
Boxer Power
Member of DMLRK.....Die Mittler Lebuns Resto Komeradschaft

zac_smits Coolest Person Ever!

3,634 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#246912
haha. yeh there's not many thread like this is their robo...

but then jenz gets excited at some odd things....
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VolksFolks Son of Jim - Creator of Good

2,869 posts · joined Dec 2003 ·

#246913
So wheres the stats about 'Women' will be a interesting read!!

Andy
They laugh because You are different, You laugh because They are all the same.

check out www.lowlight.com.au for low lights only..

zac_smits Coolest Person Ever!

3,634 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#246915
hey andy you got a type three?? just saw one flash by in your avatar...

zac
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VolksFolks Son of Jim - Creator of Good

2,869 posts · joined Dec 2003 ·

#246921
hey zak, tis a 64 notchbach, i got it for my wife, hehe, are you in the uk now, i lived in that hole for 30 years, now i live in the best place ever, i am from lincolnshire!!!
They laugh because You are different, You laugh because They are all the same.

check out www.lowlight.com.au for low lights only..

zac_smits Coolest Person Ever!

3,634 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#246926
oo bugger...i stuffed that one up.

(got some error so i'm typing this for the 2nd time now)

yeh i've claimed dad's 1964 type 3 as well. that's very cool that you have one too.

i'm in the cotswolds. about 9miles from cirencester. and get this, it's apparently going to snow next week. (it's been predicted) and this will be te coldest winter for 130years. it's been getting into minus temperatures most nights.

crazy...

zac

oh, and i only have to survive over here until december 30th at 10.30pm, and then i can return home!!
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zac_smits Coolest Person Ever!

3,634 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#246927
same time at posting there jenz..thought i was seeing things..

what to look up to find stats on women...hmm, that's a hard one 🙂🙂

zac
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vern74 Fahrvergnugen

901 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#246933
Very interesting stats
Would hate to be so deformed to have a 11 inch penis
Guilty about wanking.......never