That was very spooky zac
...OK I'll see what I can find on womenz business....I may have to censor it before it can go up 😀
So why do they have their fair at this cold time of year at the college...brrrrr!!!
i don't have vodka for you...but i've got about 30bottles of stella artois? (and it;s free if your in the uk hehe)
yeh 11inches is just a tad big lol.
wanking..nah not guilty..too much enjoyment to feel guilt.
zac
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Wonder what % of women admit to masterbation, as women are liers ( that dude SAM off the tele recons they are) hehe
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EVERYONE touches themselves .........don't they ?
I would be lost without myself to play with
I suppose a women wouldn't need to cause us men are more then will to do that for them and be understanding and caring......................blah blah
sam...as in newman?? hehe i think..
i reckon they do but are just too embarrassed to admit it.
zac
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Fun Facts
Average Depth of a Vagina: between 3 to 6 inches.
Largest Vagina: the female blue whale with a normal length of 6 to 8 feet.
Largest Human Vagina: belonged to a woman who was 7'8" tall.
Smallest Vagina: 2 or 3 centimeters - surgery is required for correction.
Longest Clitoris: recorded at 4½ inches long and 1½ inches diameter.
Longest Labia Minora: some African tribes enlarge their labia to 7 inches in length.
Largest Buttocks: Hottentot tribe have buttocks that each can be two or three feet.
Largest Breasts: 44-pounds breasts measuring 33 inches in circumference.
Most Breasts: In 1886 a french woman was recorded with ten individual breasts.
Most Orgasms: 134 in one hour for a woman - 16 for a man.
Longest Recorded Orgasm: 43-seconds with 25 consecutive contractions.
Longest Recorded Pubic Hair: 28" (71.12 cm) long.
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What Do Doctors Know!
According The Solitary Vice, a book for doctors that came out in the 1890s, women who masturbate tend to eat a lot of foods containing mustard and vinegar.
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Bad Middle Ages!
Women were discouraged from having orgasms during the Middle Ages because it was thought that orgasms made women less capable of getting pregnant.
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Inventors Corner!
The modern IUD invented was invented in 1909.
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What About The Cucumber?
.According to the Hite Report, candles are the artificial device used more frequently by women when masturbating.
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Depends On Who You Ask?
According to Kinsey Report (1953), 15 percent of the female population was capable of multiple orgasms.
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It's A Fact!
The vagina and the eye are self-cleaning organs.
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More Reasons To Own A Vibrator!
Having an orgasm relieves menstrual cramps because the vigorous
muscle action moves blood and other fluids away from congested organs.
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Blame It On Ben!
"Scrump" is archaic slang for "the sexual act." Ben Franklin referred to prostitutes as "scrumpets."
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G-e-e-e-!
The G-spot is named for Dr. Ernest Grafenberg.
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Who Knew?
The modern psychiatric definition of nymphomaniac is a woman who cannot experience sexual satisfaction regardless of the number of orgasms or partners she has.
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What's In A Name?
According to one source, there are about 1,000 recognized slang words for "vagina."
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8 out of 10 Can't Be Wrong!
In a recent survey of women who use vibrators for sexual relief, 8 out 10
stated they do not insert the vibrator inside them, they use it on the outside
of the clitoris to achieve orgasm.
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Not Tonight!
A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.
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Oh! Cleo!
It is ancient legend that Cleopatra of the Nile had 2 orgasms a day and manufactured her diaphragm our of cow dung.
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umm, thanks andy :S
hahaha
there you go Jen!!
zac
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I luve those facts on the women....
i think this thread will get LLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNGGGGERRRR taht a recorded man penis....
Yeah Jonh Holmes..... when he was up ... he suffered from memory loss due to NO blood flow in his brain.
and i think u will find the playing section
I didn't realise a vagina was so interesting !!!! And had so much written about it. I will print this and show my wife
I am sure she will be impressed as well
haha yes i'm sure she will..
will you give her candls for christmas now????
zac
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G-e-e-e-!
The G-spot is named for Dr. Ernest Grafenberg
hey i like this one
so can anyone tell us what the good doctor did exactly its all a mystery
was he the only one who could find it ???
I will give her candles for her b'day (24th Dec) and some for chrissy as well
Thats how thoughtful I am
Most Orgasms: 134 in one hour for a woman
I think I might have to meet her :o:o
that's not a bad effort...i wonder if that was all by herself or male assisted??
zac
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I am surprised that Cleopatra was soooo popular since she had a cow dung Diaphram !
Very stinky I would think
They would have ALL been cause by a male of course !
ahh yess of course...she was totally unassisted. (i wonder if the record was set together? if so, wouldn't it have to say..most orgasms by a woman (assisted by ...)????
zac
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I wonder if they get these facts from a fone pole or from a stall at the local supermarket !!!! I bet the good Dr thought all his christmases had come at once when he was chosen to do the study !
haha.. imagine at the local supermarket...a little booth set up between the meat and the seafood section... 'prime real-estate'!!!
zac
neways, i'm off to bed now.
night
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vw54 wrote:G-e-e-e-!
The G-spot is named for Dr. Ernest Grafenberg
hey i like this one
so can anyone tell us what the good doctor did exactly its all a mystery
was he the only one who could find it ???
Not VW Related, Nah he is German - VW is german
Andy
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vern74 wrote:I wonder if they get these facts from a fone pole or from a stall at the local supermarket !!!! I bet the good Dr thought all his christmases had come at once when he was chosen to do the study !
Hey Vern, i heard a little prick called johnny howard was calling ppl a week before the elections, lol
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ahh okay then.
so it's the 'g' spot..for germany?? or for 'god-damn if you hit this she'll be in your vw in a flash!!'
zac
stop posting i'm trying to go to bed!!!
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15 percent of the female population was capable of multiple orgasms.
I'd say 100% are capable just have to learn how...
In 1886 a french woman was recorded with ten individual breasts
That's scary....
Average Depth of a Vagina: between 3 to 6 inches
So we use a ruler?
Most Orgasms: 134 in one hour for a woman - 16 for a man
They were having fun!!
Largest Vagina: the female blue whale with a normal length of 6 to 8 feet
d whales have it....didn't the male have d biggest penis?
I do love acidic food...mmmmmm
The G-spot is named for Dr. Ernest Grafenberg
Well I thought g-forces...good on Dr Graf for identifying it for us 😎
According to one source, there are about 1,000 recognized slang words for "vagina."
Name a few n see if we have to censor the thread...
Only 2 out 10 of women truly enjoy themselves:duh
Headaches gone....ah!!!
Well that was fun...thanks for finding the stats...I got stuck on sites that wouldn't let me get out!! :jesus
Night zac...have fun at d fair
You know these studies/reports and usually a crock of Sh&t. They have bugger all to do with the average family ! I am sure the tax dollar could be more wisely spent on the homeless youth or maybe something completly useless like cancer research !
They are only a bit of fun and I'm sure not much money was spent...this sort of things would be compiled from other pieces of research done in all sorts of areas...
Marine Biology for d whales...some Medical Science and history...Psychology of Sexuality....
Honestly when you study or work in these areas you do have to laugh at times ... I was doing Social Research and Psychology n finding the right measures to test a hypothesis can be very difficult and complex...an example here would be what do you classify as an orgasm? 134 for the woman....I would say that the claim for this could be debunked very easily
So much is being done in the area of Cancer Research worldwide...homeless youth is another matter..unfortunately a lot of good research is misused by the powers that be and it can go against the people in need of help...and research can also be weighted to a bias
This was pure fun...a laugh
I agree these are fun and I wasn't on my soap box , if I did sound like I was I'm sorry
my it must be a slow day indeed as this thread only had 3 replies before i went to bed
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Cool 🙂
Honestly Dr's, nurses...ambo's etc have very wicked senses of humour to survive the things they deal with....which one was I? Goodness I won't repeat what I've heard over d operating table!!! :jesus :thumb
I have heard some really cool stuff from my sister in law who is a nurse.
Even to the abbreviations they use for some patients or the colour paper clip they use on the file.
I would just call them a name and tell them to piss off !
I am sure a thread with the words "read at your own peril" attract a lot more interest than one they doesn't state anything !
And of course "penis or vagina" really help to get people attention !
Worked for me
