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jenz58 Postal Menace

9,121 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#247143
zac...she luvs it...into sm... don't tell anyone :blah:blah:blah:blah

BUT...we had better be careful incase we get caught talking.....you'll be in more trouble than me....:thumb

...I think

...hmmmmm...that almost exploding at work has memories for me...goodness it's hard to turn the mind off so you can do less important things
"All you need is trust and a little bit of pixie dust!"

http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=22473
http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=56558#pid535643

...so I don't loose the links to my rides again hehehe

Robo Compulsive Aussie Vee Dubber

4,491 posts · joined Feb 2003 ·

#247154
There's only ONE. your a legend!
Rob...😎
Boxer Power
Member of DMLRK.....Die Mittler Lebuns Resto Komeradschaft

zac_smits Coolest Person Ever!

3,634 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#247226
haha you;re spreading her secrets further around jenz...(when you could've just type her name in google hahah)

joking of course..

zac
MOB: 0423890217

$2.63 homebrand baja

0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·

#247291
jenz58 wrote:zac...she luvs it...into sm... don't tell anyone :blah:blah:blah:blah
hush now jenz, you want me to spill the beans bout that forum i saw you hangin round the other day??? huh? huh? well dooyahhh?lol.... hey should see the giant wooden spoon i scored on ebay.. it's a bit stained from the jammaking,, but it's still good, barrrgggaaain, doubles as a paddle AND a wall hanging... 😉 teehee :sandrine

hey zac... google is good... look at all the things you can get for $2.63..................
i like the gravy granuels the best.. put in a bulk order....:duh

Chenille Sensations
Yarn Teal 178 $2.63 ea.

Gold Marvy Metallic Marker $2.63 Regular price $3.29 Acid Free/Non-Toxic

Discount Buspar from $2.63 per Tablet

HAGO NOZZLES 10045H. HAGO 1.00 GAL 45* HOLLOW NOZZLE, $2.63

PLAST09. Plasticene Block Black. 1lb. $2.63.

REAPER 2021 TARA THE SILENT (FEMALE) $2.63. REAPER 2022 ELI QUICK NIGHT
$2.63. REAPER 2031 MICHELLE DANCING BLADES (FEMALE) $2.63

Bisto Gravy Granules 170g x 12 $2.63.

bottle bright red orange Price: $2.63. Golden Airbrush Colors 1 oz. bottle
napthol red light Price: $2.63.

Business Traveler Magazine Subscription: $2.63/issue only!

(these were the things that caught my attention :duh )

who woulda guessed hey? I am famous all these things named after me 😉 :P nighty night freakypeeps!:bounce

MickH Hairy Gutted Sloth

3,389 posts · joined Sep 2003 ·

#247297
Baja Wes wrote:And I thought Blackadders sister was so appropriate. Maybe blackadders sister with a tinge of baldrick?

:P
I think more along the lines of QUEENY from Black Adder...."cut their heads off"hahahaha:P
tssnq.com.au

vwombat Hey Ho - Lets GO!

1,218 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#247495
Took your advice Heather, but the Barbies just made me come out in a BIG rash. It makes after toilet wiping quite painful. Got any tips Thor? Anyway, to compensate, I've just made some Meth-amphetamine. That's what happens when you mix affordable spirits with panadol isn't it? I had to drink it, cause I couldn't get it to stay in a line. Now for the creative part...

How's about:

Crotchless undies ahoy!
(the Baja driver's war cry)

or,

Baja-ha-ha! (In reference to Heather's fav band - Kaja-goo-goo)

Sorry, the drugs don't seem to be working, and everythings getting dark. How long does that temporary blindness thing last anyway? Heather? You should know! It's homebrand Methylated Spirits. Tell me while I CAN STILL READ. Oops, too late!

I suppose I could go be a judge at a dub show now?

Best of show goes to... Festy!
Unfortunately I couldn't find Thorun's car for the judging. All the best parts of it are embedded in the sand at byron bay anyway. She gets extra points though for best modifications. The world's first lowered stunt Type 3 Baja. There you go: firm but fair!

Back to the new career now - whine - what have I done?

zac_smits Coolest Person Ever!

3,634 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#247654
(zac stands back and watches with amusement at all the goings on in this thread...)





(i tried to get in but the glass panel separated us :P:P)

zac
MOB: 0423890217

$2.63 homebrand baja

0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·

#247900
hmmm,, Queenie. sounds a bit gay,,,, but i have to admit I did have a crush on the younger rick mayal... WROOF....... 😉
:cry I am not a BALDRICK wes.... lol.. you are a big baldrick yourself.. infact thats the kind of thing you expect to hear from a big old BALDRICK like yourself...... :P

mmmm no pannnntiiieeessss! yaayyy!

How's about Venus D VW......... Y? well caus when I see the big blue plastic clam shells in the toy section of Kmart.. I just can't help myself.. gotta rip my dud's off and hop right in,, rubbing myself whilst making dak dak noises... oh that and venus sounds like penis 😉

Venus Penis < hmm nah sounds like miriam
Penis Venus < no that's wrong too.. :blush
Venus Penis Spam < Nahhh thats just completely wrong... and has nothing to do with veedubs..... :o why did I look at that penis thread aaa-gaain... *sigh* poobrain is looking good methinks... :P

jenz58 Postal Menace

9,121 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#247909
lol...way too much information that time...d boyz will want to know which kmart you do this in if they don't already know..... and are probably pervin as they pretend to be looking at d barbie dolls.... and wearing big trench coats as pervs do 😀

venus and penis do rythm....rim...how d u spell it? :duh

So is a venus penis a clit?

Have we covered all rude words now? :blush
"All you need is trust and a little bit of pixie dust!"

http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=22473
http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=56558#pid535643

...so I don't loose the links to my rides again hehehe

Peter Leonard Moderator Volatile

1,456 posts · joined Apr 2003 ·

#247970
random rudey generator?

you could fill a clamshell with milo, and cover youself in plaster and then sit in it all in Kmart...i'll never look at milo the same way... and spam and penis should never be used in the same sentence. not even to say they shouldn't be used in the same sentence. and 'rubbing' and 'myself' and 'spam' and 'penis' and 'clit' are alllll words we should keep off the same page.
although as we're looking for the right title for 2.63, there are certain rules that need bending :thumb
i can't say i'm disappointed at the level this thread had descended to :duh
let sleeping dubs lie

$2.63 homebrand baja

0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·

#247983
anything with rudey in the title gets the thumbs up from me... so does Forum Flasher.. 😉

mmmmilo & plaster? <insert ren & stimpy style OOOHHH JOYYYY here>

hey I like ye-ew peter, lets get married and make spam babies together.
Literally.. babies made from spam.. no sex, just secret spam moulding ceremonies behind the garden shed 😉

B4 anyone says anything... he started the thread.. :P

jenz58 Postal Menace

9,121 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#247985
Hey it's spring still......that's what we're meant to be thinking about...and acting upon....it's all about.....continuing the species .....

OK we should forget the mustard and vinegar diet $2.63.....enough of our selfish self-gratification...😉

....but the responsibility is all yours ....I'm passed my use by date 😀

hmmmmm.....d title...... are we getting close to anything now....

Martyr 4 d cause
"All you need is trust and a little bit of pixie dust!"

http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=22473
http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=56558#pid535643

...so I don't loose the links to my rides again hehehe

Peter Leonard Moderator Volatile

1,456 posts · joined Apr 2003 ·

#247999
by pure wild coincidence i have just started my post doctorate in spam moulding... and my thesis was centered around artificial processes in manufactured meat reproductive mechanisms!!!!
i was thinking of doing it with most emphasis placed on garage laboratory systems, but the back shed sounds a bit more 'cutting edge'
so when do we start? I'll bring the latex gloves and the food dye.

'spam procreationist'

I still deny responsibility for the direction of this thread.
*points at someone in the background*:cussing
let sleeping dubs lie

jenz58 Postal Menace

9,121 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#248022
lol....who Heather n muwah?!! I'm only continuing the flavour it started out with...n we've been influenced by forces beyond our control.....I blame it on d research findings....n we stopped being in denial

Latex gloves and food dye sound very adventurous....if not extremely deviant...;D

...so was your next title suggestion hidden amongst d information about your thesis?

I think the word 'deviant' has to be in Heathers title......getting back to the subject
"All you need is trust and a little bit of pixie dust!"

http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=22473
http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=56558#pid535643

...so I don't loose the links to my rides again hehehe

Peter Leonard Moderator Volatile

1,456 posts · joined Apr 2003 ·

#248025
'deviant rudey spam procreationist' may be a tad long. a bit of a mouthful. like a baby sized quantity of spam.😠
let sleeping dubs lie

zac_smits Coolest Person Ever!

3,634 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#248523
haha wtf???

lmfaorofl......or roflmfao

either one.

<insert naughty thoughts here>

there's a title for you..boring 🙁🙁

<12year old drsp>

<D.R.S.P>

(Good to see that our moderators take good care of the forums too....)

Zac
MOB: 0423890217

$2.63 homebrand baja

0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·

#248551
:sandrine yooowhooo oh za-aac...You single? you wanna join my spam harem? I am collecting up all the single fellas on the forum for a spam jam!

actually, I have put some serious thought to the cult of spam and the spam babies movement. The posative response to the spam suggestion in this thread alone is overwhelming. I figure with hte help of peter and Jenz I can see a fantastic opportunity to wrought the welfare system.

Jenz as you were in nursing you perhaps have contact still with some down and out dodgey doc who would forge some birth certificates for us.

peter you can be my token male figure and manslave. You also know lots of big words so you can bamboozle the centrelink pub servs with your astounding brainpower.

i will assume token caring mummy role.

we shall create spam quads. At $3000 a pop we can split it 4 ways. 😉

as for the spam babies, well either they will have to be preserved . i.e. spam jerky and peter and I get a divorce and i claim sole parents pension,, then we split the diff 4 next 16yrs or so (mind you we could claim disability as the jerky gang will obviously be of the dwarf variety. or we can leave them in coles one day, go to the dairy isle, then return a few moments later witch screams of terror claiming the children have been kidnapped and a whole lotta spam was left in place... :puke

hmmm the lenghts I will go to to raise money for my dub astound even myself.... 😉

moderators?? where... oh you mean peter.. bwahahahaha?? he is in on it tew zac.... :P they're all sickko pervies in here anyhow, so don't worry about it! :bounce

$2.63 homebrand baja

0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·

#248557
ooh and Btw, as for milo.. well I figure we can dip thecrown of the spambabies heads in some milo powder, to create pseudo newborn fuzz! bit like coconut on a lamington...very realistic indeed,, cept it may melt a bit once the juices from the spam soak in to the milo... but I think a secong or third coat may work... dunno.. sugestions anyone??? 😉

Baja Wes V6 Baja Pioneer

3,119 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#248720
$2.63 homebrand baja wrote:I am not a BALDRICK wes.... lol.. you are a big baldrick yourself.. infact thats the kind of thing you expect to hear from a big old BALDRICK like yourself......
yes my lord.

I'm probably closer to a percy than a baldric.

My Lord, I have a cunning plan.... I think blackadder is on the right track; here's some quotes, see which ones heather fits best.

Blackadder;

"Baldric, you wouldn't recognize a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on a harpsicord singing 'subtle plans are here again'."

"Baldric, you have the intellectual capacity of a dirty potato."

"That would be as hard as finding a piece of hay in an incredibly large stack of needles."

"Madam, without you, life was like a broken pencil...pointless."

"And in Genoa, 'tis now the fashion to pin a live frog to the shoulder- braid, stand on a bucket, and go 'Bibble' at passers-by."

A response to Baldrik asking for his mother; "Ah, yes. A maternally crazed gorilla would come in handy at this very moment."

"Baldrick! I love you! I want to kiss your cherry lips and nibble your shell-like ears! "

Queenie;

"Lord Percy, either you can Shut Up, Or you can have your head cut off."

"Do I look absolutely divine and yet and at the same time very pretty and rather accessible? "

"'When the night is dark And the dogs go...'bark' When the clouds are black And the ducks go...'quack' When the sky is blue And the cows go...'mooo' Think of lovely Queenie She'll be thinking of you.'"

baldrick;

"You see, you know they say that somewhere there's a bullet with your name on it?" Yeeees.... "Well, I thought if I _owned_ the bullet with my name on it, I'd never get hit...'cos I won't ever shoot myself. .... And the chances of there being _two_ bullets with my name on them are very small indeed."

"yes my lord"

"I have a cunning plan ...."

"I was wondering if I might sleep on the roof, only the Town Bailiff says if I lie in the gutter I'll be flushed into the Thames with all the other turds"

"Anything to follow, my lord? There's this lovely fat spider I found in the bath. I _was_ saving it for myself, but if you'd like it..."
Wes - www.offroadvw.net - 200HP Quad Cam V6 in a VW Baja - with climate control... 🙂
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Peter Leonard Moderator Volatile

1,456 posts · joined Apr 2003 ·

#248869
what a plan...
we should start looking to find somwhere where we can buy five gallon+ catering packs of spam. we may have to go to an international supplier and have them send it as 'donor organs' or 'plastic explosive' to get it thru customs, as i think i read somwhere that spam in quantities of more than 750 grams was illegal to carry on your person, and personal posession of quantities exceeding 2 kilos was punishable as a criminal offence under federal law.

mmm i like the idea of being token male figure/spamslave to a good hearty hillbilly wench like $2.63... excessive spam consumption does eventually lead to gigantism and 'big bonedness'... i could be a feeder!!!
:puke:thumb
re the milo hair.... i'm still floored. what a mind!! truly inspired thinking there. i'll give you an 8.9
possibly akta vite would look more natural, or beef flavoured maggi noodles draped rakishly over the head, which works quite well for me.
let sleeping dubs lie

robnjo Veteran Volks Folk

2,082 posts · joined Sep 2003 ·

#248894
umm....I'll go back to see what thread I just opened up ......:blushlol

jenz58 Postal Menace

9,121 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#249114
It's so too late at night to full comprehend this....icky spam explosions in customs....must remember to wear my raincoat

Quote from $2.63.... 4 u zac

yooowhooo oh za-aac...You single? you wanna join my spam harem? I am collecting up all the single fellas on the forum for a spam jam!

You've walked right into a spam trap this time!!! Wonna see what u do now.....where are u.....hiding? Bet you've never had a proposition like that b 4 ..... 😀
"All you need is trust and a little bit of pixie dust!"

http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=22473
http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=56558#pid535643

...so I don't loose the links to my rides again hehehe

zac_smits Coolest Person Ever!

3,634 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#249126
hahah jenz...i thought the subtle ignorance was good but alas, i must comment now :P

a spam harem hey? sounds like fun... should i bring some mates (male and female) and make it a spam orgy>????

zac
MOB: 0423890217

Peter Leonard Moderator Volatile

1,456 posts · joined Apr 2003 ·

#249151
not to be petulant, but where are the legendary imaginative mental powers of volkswagen enthusiasts? huh? huh? custom title wise, not tech talk/ racing forum 200hp n/a r/w imaginative...😉
AND if i'm gonna be token manhubby, i have to admit the harem needs more females, so zac, female friends only in the spamtacular harem tyvm :bounce

how about '2c less than $2.65'

does spam attract gst?
heather has about 24c worth of gst in her 😠
unless she's hasn't allowed for it, in which case she should be known as $2.89 (with 0.3c tacked on) or $2.90 when bought for dinner (or harem usage) at your local supermarket as a single item with cash.
heehee:thumb

looks like we need some title inspiration here... we should all drink 6 cups of turkish/greek coffee and get twitchin:bounce
let sleeping dubs lie

$2.63 homebrand baja

0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·

#249406
hey ho good to see peeps keeping the $2 gravy and spam bistro open 4 biz (the place where the food is denture friendly and the glasses of water are GST freeeeeeee! 😀)

HEY The spam harem is MINE... I make the rules... no girls allowed cept for me.. oh and jenz can visit sometimes to take piccies 4 the website....ooops hang on I really am sounding slutty and sleazy now... *sigh* ohh well dems d brakes... *cough* ok

hey peter.. you wanna see the prototype of our spam child you naughty spamslave you!

It is GST free too by the way, as these will be sold on the special secret black spam market... realised we could actually go into biz creating babies 4 peeps whom cannot concieve,, or for a pregnancy prevention teaching aid for highschool kiddies...or for outright internet rip off for a 'poor kidless parents with too much money and no morals scam'.. 😉

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$2.63 homebrand baja

0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·

#249409
what a kewwtttiiieee don't ya think??
I am so proud,, and excited,, I just can't help but share all the baby dribblin crap about him... you wanna see the ultrasound...?... this waz him at 12 weeks... awwww Keeeewwwwwdddddddiiiiieeee! he definately takes after his father... :sandrine :puke 😉

ohh,, titles...ummmmmm... don't touch diseased or biohazard brain ... or the Untitleable one....:duh

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Peter Leonard Moderator Volatile

1,456 posts · joined Apr 2003 ·

#249475
ROFLMMFAO

that..
is..
seriously twisted.
in some tiny little lonely abandoned corner of my brain there's a little voice plaintively crying "stoooppp!"
but, as this mission is not yet complete, and since a huge chunk of my grey matter is devoted amost entirely to making onlookers reel, the show must go on. :thumb
"spam sculptor"
"deviant spamslut" (ooooh!)

and BTW if you don't MIND, i AM the token manslave hub figure, and thusly WILL have my say in what and HOW sick things get in this harem. TYVM.
😀
That there spambaby is a dead cert for the archibald.
please tell me you found it on the web, and that it's not actually made from spam. actually, some sick part of me wants you to have made it yourself from real spam. not that 'spam lite' crap either.. the real stuff.
i think it needs a rattle, and for god's sake have some decency and put him in nappies.


:cussing
let sleeping dubs lie

$2.63 homebrand baja

0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·

#249701
Peter Leonard wrote:"deviant spamslut" (ooooh!)

and BTW if you don't MIND, i AM the token manslave hub figure, and thusly WILL have my say in what and HOW sick things get in this harem. TYVM.
😀
sheesh ur bossy.. this is surely going to lead to a domestic.... 😉

hmm sluttyspammer indeed! I like it.. cept think it may offend some tender eyeballs or sumfin?? like this thread hasn't already..teehee,,:sandrine sowwy peeps.. I guess I have to just come out of the closet and admit I have a problem... :duh

..hey guess what... due to the excessive chemicals in the spam,, the little tyke is up and about only hours after his birth.. he is already demanding I sign the forms for austudy, and is moving out... *sigh*there goes my pension plan..they grow up so-oo quickly nowadays.. due to the unforseen expenses of raising a spambaby, I could not afford to buy him a car, so i had to make him one from spam... NB: blatant reference to vw in pic 😉 just keeping the post in forum context...... tomorrow he is having driving lessons... will take pic's 4 ya... bwahahahahahaaaaaaa 😉

oh and btw... is it spam?? or is it PLAYDOH? I think my hecs debt was worth it, if my autistic talent is that good.. damn.. I can even make doh look like the real thing... Biggest bummer though with the art stuff was wen studying printmaking and finding out all currency was being converted to plastic..😉 lifes a bitch hey......mmmmm heres our little spambubba :duh

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Boozer Demented But Determined

1,999 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#249704
you have too much spare time...
THe MC Bat Commander's motto: "Never do now, what you could do for 24 hours straight, all night, the night before."