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zac_smits Coolest Person Ever!

3,634 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#253261
should we add a disclaimer??

"Beware: this forum contains material of an adult and indescribably disgusting nature. it's is £2.63s fault..blame her.. the rest of us are normal...seriously..

okay well we're not...so *spam* you!"

oh..and nice rant forum flasher..
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Peter Leonard Moderator Volatile

1,456 posts · joined Apr 2003 ·

#253315
i'm reserving my opinion on the INCREDIBLY BEIGE AND NONDESCRIPTIVE BORING title heather's ended up with, cos it's not my choice and i'm really quite happy with her final title *beat smack wop*
yeahhhh baby.. yeahhh... *whack*
eat it... yeah...
come on.. do it like you want your spamjerky.. *thwack*
yeaahhhh 😀
:thumb
as if ther'es something wronf with going thru bins with undies on your head.. i'm a big fan of the biohazard bins outside hospitals, where you find all sorts of cool stuff :thumb i still have a thumb soaked in formaldehyde which i'm using to actuate my spacebar so as not to wear out my real birthgiven ones see? it works real good too!:bounce
bet jenz is glad i spoke up 🙂
let sleeping dubs lie

$2.63 homebrand baja

0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·

#253584
mmm*dribbledribbleSLURP*.... biohazard spamjerky... lay some more on me bayybee!

teehee, i like your style, good one on the thumb idea, perhaps next time you find a spare foot, you should grab it too. Either left or right will do as its only to opperate the clutch... stick it on a broom handle, ,,, or for pointing out directions to lost pedestrians 😀

Can also serve as a fabbo centrepiece at the next Xmas feast.......

zac_smits Coolest Person Ever!

3,634 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#254716
*thinks...should i bring this thread up again...*




*sigh*..this is what boredom does...



Posted by $2.63 Homebrand Baja
Can also serve as a fabbo centrepiece at the next Xmas feast.......
hahahahaha. that's all i have to say...
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Peter Leonard Moderator Volatile

1,456 posts · joined Apr 2003 ·

#254722
we should be bringing something up at least :puke

feet are stinky. I'm stickin with my spare thumb.:beer
let sleeping dubs lie

zac_smits Coolest Person Ever!

3,634 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#254732
haha did you guys read the hospital joke?? i posted it in funny emails..(think that's on page 3 now..wait..i'll resurrect it..)

look at a hospital joke posted by me 😀😀
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$2.63 homebrand baja

0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·

#254789
hey post a link I have allocated post perusing time..started searching..but I feel all guilty.. need the convienience store type servie of 'todays posts, page 1! lol ,,, or post the joke... nah nah look who's attention seeking no-ow..lol

*exitedly wriggles in seat in anticipation* ooh ooh hope it has some nudity, or bodily juices, or or umm gangrene... yumm, better than pecks paste on toast in the morning 😉

maybe there should be a warning put on the tread title... warning: meaty tales of vulgarity. Only salty seamen may enter... :puke bwahahahaha

zac_smits Coolest Person Ever!

3,634 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#254793
link:
http://www.aussieveedubbers.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=24728&page=24

oo here it is...

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put.

He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard who watched the whole incident walked up and asked,"What the heck is going on?"

The drunk, still staring down, replied:

"I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."
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zac_smits Coolest Person Ever!

3,634 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#254794
"A middle aged guy bought a brand new Mercedes convertible SL500. He took off down the road, pushed it up to 90 mph, and was enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair. "This is great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed. But then he looked in his rear-view mirror, and there was a Police Car behind him, blue lights flashing. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he floored it some more, and flew down the road at over 130 mph to escape being stopped. Then he thought, "What the hell am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing" and pulled over to the side of the road,and waited for the Police car to catch up with him. The Policeman pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up on the driver's side. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in a few minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a good reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."




The man looked back at the Policeman and said, "Last week my wife ran off with a Policeman, and I thought you were bringing her back." The Policeman said, "Have a nice day."
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$2.63 homebrand baja

0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·

#254899
😀 teehee, my fav was the ghost, as I just lurve poojokes! teehee

$2.63 homebrand baja

0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·

#254903
ardi arr harr di arr arr! I said poo... teehee... *sigh* hey can you actually wear your brain out from thinking too much??? Like a poota,, uno.. eventually the thing can't hold any more info.... :duh poo poo poo! hehehe

zac_smits Coolest Person Ever!

3,634 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#255148
we only use 5% of it so i dunno...
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