No joke guys, i took a bite out of this sandwhich and there was a face looking back at me. It was the virgin mary. That is my solem belief!
Anyone want to buy it?
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omg!! i can see it!!
please please please won't you sell it to me for...10million dollars!!
i pay now! cash!!
it's a miracle everyone!!
i got here first..so it's mine!!
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OK from the Optus link....a quote from Ms Duyser who advertised the sandwich on ebay
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"It is like a miracle," she said.
"I would like all people to know that I do believe that this is the Virgin Mary, mother Of God," the ad said.
"That is my solemn belief but you are free to believe that she is whomever you like. I am not scamming anyone."
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Please note who she believes the Virgin Mary to be the mother of!!!!!!!!
She got that one WRONG BIG TIME:jesus
AND I still believe it's Madonna doing a May West impersonation!!!
....AND a casino bought the crusty old sandwich!!!! Is that a tax dodge or what????
IS it going to be the next jackpot on the machines???
Grock you'd better get the sandwich into cotton balls fast ....hate to see such a sacred object get destroyed by careless ingestion...
So luck you didn't bite into her too much!!!
Can we handle too many more of these miracles??? It's enough to turn you into a believer :sandrine
Freaky shite.
I tried to sell farts in a jar, but no interest at all. Go figure???
But who's farts did you say they were Dean???? God himself?
We should do a poll on who farts you'd pay the most for!! :thumb
Alas, the dear virgin mary in my peanut butter sandwhich did not make it past 12. I went to all that trouble to spread it i was not going to waste it. Besides i didn;t have any cotton balls or a suitable tacky plastic container.
Interesting that she can distinguish between the 'virgin mary' and the plucked mary, considering she only had one imaculate conseption. I believe jesus had a sister and a brother!!!
[Edited on 25-11-2004 by Grock]
wait...i seem to remember that there were farts in sealed plastic bags for sale on ebay...
can't find the link now though...that was a doozy!
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What can we come up with for a good laugh????? Suggestions???
A luv letter from Jesus to Mary Magdelan? Just so long as they don't try and carbon date it we should be sweet!! 😀
Goodness I'm gunna burn n go to hell!!!
how about a bottle of wine that jesus converted from water? 2000+ years old, nicely aged by now!
The things you say aren't very nice (A)
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what's that one about???
some 200year old wine hey?? should be too bad..though we can say that it's converted back to water...
(i'd like to see them carbon date the water to prove us wrong!!)
zac
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We could say it converted to vinegar???
Cool find, but what a crock of shit 28k US. Some people have no idea and too much money.
i wonder what her next sandwich making endeavours will turn up?
in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
