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The_Bronze. Minister of Volkswagenism

1,922 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·

#272546
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Panel and Paint section
2 to argue then move it to the Tech section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty in VW's
7 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URLs
3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
:duh

The Bronze.

[Edited on 30-11-2004 by The_Bronze.]

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HotRodMatt If it\'s old or rare - cut it!

3,616 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·

#272547
Don't change a lightbulb.... modify it!

[Edited on 30-11-2004 by HotRodMatt]

sax Insano Dub Head

846 posts · joined Mar 2004 ·

#272571
You can't just go around changing the light bulb, the light bulb has got to want to change.

Has anybody discussed this with the bulb?

toybug Casual Dubber

26 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#272573
I say well done
Its about time there was some light humour around here

Screw the light bulb😉

bertie_beetle Wolfsburg Wizard

446 posts · joined Aug 2004 ·

#272576
for the sake of those who don't share my sick sense of humour, this post has been edited.

[Edited on 30-11-2004 by bertie_beetle]

ruckus Veteran Volks Folk

2,118 posts · joined Jun 2004 ·

#272604
bertie_beetle wrote:How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb in the kitchen?





None; let the bitch cook your dinner in the dark.


heheheheheh......................political incorrectness
Dude that's just poor. Not even in the same league.

[Edited on 30-11-2004 by ruckus]

zac_smits Coolest Person Ever!

3,634 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#272666
trust jenz to be in here...

you know...i just blew a lightbulb when i woke up this morning....

burnt the rrim of my mouth too.....
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Flying VW Wolfsburg Wizard

680 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#272679
Well done Bronze.... You hit the nail on the head.
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Flying VW Wolfsburg Wizard

680 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#272770
My Baja wasn't allowed in Race Class. :cry
BAJA NOW FITTED WITH A FULL FLYING REBUILD

$2.63 homebrand baja

0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·

#272962
jenz58 wrote:Hey n u r here two zac....great minds gravitate to the same source of knowledge
$2 joins the avant-garde corner of the forum....
hmmm yes indeed, indeed, but perhaps with a simple abstraction of the concept one can completelty alter the original intention of this thread. Perhaps a more philosphical aproach to an extreemly complex issue with cosmic proportions. Mutli layered and multidimensional this next image is filled with tinfoil hat wearing potential!..............

[Edited on 30-11-2004 by $2.63 homebrand baja]

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Starbug rustbag

2,408 posts · joined Feb 2003 ·

#272986
wasnt that gag posted a while ago bronze? :P
in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.

zac_smits Coolest Person Ever!

3,634 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#273002
mahahaha nicely done $2.63...

no-one got my joke ey?? obviously i'll have to speak down to you all next time :P
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mscabrio Cabriolet Queen

2,308 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#273045
I think that you forgot to mention the number of people that it takes to argue whether the lightbulb is from the right "era"
🤘

Midlife crisis Nartispuddlejumper, Bureau of Toxicity

2,282 posts · joined May 2003 ·

#273060
Very good Bronze

Marc
If you can't laugh at yourself you can't laugh at anyone else! Because life is to short not to LAUGH

Bugged Again Wolfsburg Wizard

507 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#273072
No one has mentioned colour yet

Zac you keep blowing lightbulbs if thats your thing!!!
Maybe even Darth's light saber

zac_smits Coolest Person Ever!

3,634 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#273104
haha no darths saber was a bit of a mouthful 😀😀


(and no i;m not that way inclined before anyone asks!)
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jenz58 Postal Menace

9,121 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#273110
zac...were u being naughty again? :jesus

....yes darths saber would be like sword swallowing :duh

I always take my tin foil hat off when changing d light bulb in case I blow.... :P
"All you need is trust and a little bit of pixie dust!"

http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=22473
http://forums.aussieveedubbers.com/viewtopic.php?tid=56558#pid535643

...so I don't loose the links to my rides again hehehe

zac_smits Coolest Person Ever!

3,634 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#273119
haha jenz i can see this thread leading to 'dark' places lol...
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eirecooled Officially Full-On Dubber

308 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#273445
good joke! but you forgot to mention the 1 post to tell you the bulbs available at vintage ph.............yada-yada 😉
Problem: I got probed by Aliens last night...............and I think I like it!.........E.T call ME.

squizy Thinking about another dub...maybe

4,082 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#273447
But doesn't another mob do bulbs cheaper than vintage? Or is it the other way around?

Squiz....

ColumBUS Hail To The Bus Driver!

3,601 posts · joined Sep 2004 ·

#273774
hehehe bertie beetle joke was funny! who gives a stuff u know its a joke, if he meant it, then id be different.

zak i got a couple Globes here for ya, and a halogen rod too... :sandrine

zac_smits Coolest Person Ever!

3,634 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·

#273842
^^rofl jenz...

be careful when taking the light bulb out after use..tends to be a bit hard to handle 😉

paaaaain......
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