what's red and scratches at the window\????
a baby in the microwave 😀😀
zac_smits Coolest Person Ever!
3,634 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·
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The worst joke I\'ve ever heard
oval TOFU Bitte, ein Bit!
2,946 posts · joined Jul 2003 ·
Why did Mary fall off the swing?
Coz she had no arms
Coz she had no arms
...and Robert's ya father's brother...
oval TOFU Bitte, ein Bit!
2,946 posts · joined Jul 2003 ·
I had to repeat to myself 3 times before i got it... lolOasis wrote:Q. Where do you weigh a pie?
A. Somewhere Over The Rainbow
...and Robert's ya father's brother...
twoguns simply aircooled
4,275 posts · joined Nov 2002 ·
how do you stop a baby swinging on a clothes line?
with a shovel!
with a shovel!
Simply Cruzin'...
frenzix Son of Jim - Creator of Good
2,742 posts · joined Dec 2003 ·
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it got hit by a piano
What is the worst thing to find under your pillow in the morning?
A Chinese Restaurant
How do you make a sausage-roll?
Push it
Because it got hit by a piano
What is the worst thing to find under your pillow in the morning?
A Chinese Restaurant
How do you make a sausage-roll?
Push it
frenzix Son of Jim - Creator of Good
2,742 posts · joined Dec 2003 ·
DoNkEy wrote:Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?
Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread ofcourse
hahaha
frenzix Son of Jim - Creator of Good
2,742 posts · joined Dec 2003 ·
lobus all yours are making me giggle like a little schoolgirl
kombibob AKA: Volkswagen Type 2 Transporter Van Robert
1,698 posts · joined May 2004 ·
two circus animals were eating a clown one turned to the other and said does this taste funny to you?
1961 swb buggy
1960 karmann ghia
1963 Single Cab: "El Concreto"
1963 bent 23 window " Frieda Samba "
1963 Eriba Faun camper " Cara Van daCamp"
2012 Skoda Octavia scout
Get down low and go,go,go
1960 karmann ghia
1963 Single Cab: "El Concreto"
1963 bent 23 window " Frieda Samba "
1963 Eriba Faun camper " Cara Van daCamp"
2012 Skoda Octavia scout
Get down low and go,go,go
SteveMk2 Officially Full-On Dubber
293 posts · joined Nov 2003 ·
Why did the little boy fall off his bike?
Someone threw a fridge at him.
Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
She had no arms...
Sorry.
The stick joke is one of my faves, too.
Someone threw a fridge at him.
Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
She had no arms...
Sorry.
The stick joke is one of my faves, too.
Steve. Classic 85 Mk2 2dr GTI 8v Optioned sunroof and 15"BBS RS alloys. Koni yellow and H&R, Balanced bottom end, flowed top end, Neuspeed 268 cam.
buzzbug Praise the lowered
1,992 posts · joined Mar 2003 ·
whats big yellow and sits on the bottom of the pool?
a bulldozer!
a bulldozer!
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
zac_smits Coolest Person Ever!
3,634 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·
wanna hear the funniest joke ever...
frenzix is a little schoolgirl....
frenzix is a little schoolgirl....
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Starbug rustbag
2,408 posts · joined Feb 2003 ·
where did napoleon keep his armies?
......
in his sleevies!!
......
in his sleevies!!
in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
Starbug rustbag
2,408 posts · joined Feb 2003 ·
whats big, white and floating down the river?
A fridge. :duh
A fridge. :duh
in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
Starbug rustbag
2,408 posts · joined Feb 2003 ·
why did the koala fall out of the tree?
because a fridge hit it.
why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
because it got hit by the first one on the way down.
why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
peer pressure.
because a fridge hit it.
why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
because it got hit by the first one on the way down.
why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
peer pressure.
in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
Starbug rustbag
2,408 posts · joined Feb 2003 ·
i must say that these all these jokes are particularly crap, so well done to everyone :P
in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
type1ute Casual Dubber
49 posts · joined Oct 2004 ·
whats the worst thing you can do to your partener while having sex???
ring them and tell them about it
ring them and tell them about it
squizy Thinking about another dub...maybe
4,082 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·
What's worse than a worm in your apple?
Half a worm.
Squiz....
Half a worm.
Squiz....
buzzbug Praise the lowered
1,992 posts · joined Mar 2003 ·
Whats better than winning gold at the para olympics?
Walking.
Walking.
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
VWFREAK VWFREAK
2,577 posts · joined May 2004 ·
Lee, thats a shoker.lolbuzzbug wrote:Whats better than winning gold at the para olympics?
Walking.
Da Wiz Officially Full-On Dubber
330 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·
That is absolute gold! AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahabuzzbug wrote:Whats better than winning gold at the para olympics?
Walking.
¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.-> Keepin' it Real !!
squizy Thinking about another dub...maybe
4,082 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·
How do you annoy someone?????
😉
Squiz.....
😉
Squiz.....
frenzix Son of Jim - Creator of Good
2,742 posts · joined Dec 2003 ·
squizy nice avatar.. nice blue burning veedub logo 😉
Chewy Fahrvergnugen
889 posts · joined Jul 2004 ·
What did the blind, dumb and deaf person get for christmas? ?
Cancer
Cancer
.
Special Air Service Chief "Gunna"
1,769 posts · joined Oct 2004 ·
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Because it heard the umpire was blowing fouls on the other side.
Because it heard the umpire was blowing fouls on the other side.
Calling all NSW Mid North Coast Veedubbers
Click Below
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squizy Thinking about another dub...maybe
4,082 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·
I have no idea what happened to my avatar. Yesterday it was 3 pics, today it's grown. Pod's hosting it for me so maybe he's made some changes to it. :duhfrenzix wrote:squizy nice avatar.. nice blue burning veedub logo 😉
Squiz.....
Special Air Service Chief "Gunna"
1,769 posts · joined Oct 2004 ·
Did you hear about the brown paper cowboy ? He had a brown paper hat ,brown paper shirt , brown paper pants , brown paper boots , brown paper guns , and a brown paper horse, guess what they arrested him for ???
Rustling
Rustling
Calling all NSW Mid North Coast Veedubbers
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Oasis Going alone...
1,806 posts · joined Jul 2003 ·
What did the inflatable teacher say to the inflatable kid in the inflatable school??
"You've let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let your whole school down..."
[Edited on 1-12-2004 by Oasis]
"You've let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let your whole school down..."
[Edited on 1-12-2004 by Oasis]
"Tell him 'We've already got one'"
Oasis Going alone...
1,806 posts · joined Jul 2003 ·
What's green, has 6 legs, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?
A Billiard table.
A Billiard table.
"Tell him 'We've already got one'"
zac_smits Coolest Person Ever!
3,634 posts · joined Jan 2003 ·
haha i actually like some of these :P:P
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BLUE_62 Wolfsburg Wizard
513 posts · joined Nov 2004 ·
they are that lame they are f**ken hilarious. :duh 😎
1958 Beetle, 1966 VW Beetle, 1996 Holden Statesman!
Its an obsesion for engines and fuel.... 😏
Its an obsesion for engines and fuel.... 😏