Two cows were in a field. One cow says, "Mooooo." The other says, "Jerk. I was going to say that."
in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
Which way do insane people take when they go through the forest?
The psycho path
in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
what do giraffes have that no other animal has?
baby giraffes.
in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
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in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
two cows standing in a paddock.
one looks to the other and says "are you afraid of this mad cow disease going around?"
The other cow looks at the first cow and says "why should i worry, I'm a chicken"
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
A young bull and a wise old bull are walking along the top of a ridge when they see a field of cows grazing in the distance. The young bull says, "Let's run down the hill as fast as we can and root a couple of cows.." to which the old bull replied, "No, lets slowly walk down the hill and root ALL of the cows.."
"Tell him 'We've already got one'"
how do you get 100 cow in a church hall?
put up a bingo sign out the front.
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
What has 50 balls and screws old women?
Bingo
"Tell him 'We've already got one'"
Starbuggy wrote:where did napoleon keep his armies?
......
in his sleevies!!
How did Napoleon die???
He was blownaparte
"Tell him 'We've already got one'"
^^^
rofl!!
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Whats white and cant climb tree's
A fridge.
Cheers
Dave
A sausage and an egg where in a frying pan , the egg turns to the sausage and says "its getting hot in here" and the sausage says "fuck its a talking egg"
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Why do African elephants have big ears??
Cause Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom
VW car, VW engine ...... keepin it "real"
35MPG on 101.3kPa
whats worse, a dead puppy on your piano, or a sick pussy on your organ.
Getting over
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
A duck walks into a pet shop and asks the shop assistant do u have any ducks feet
shop assistant replys no
the next day duck walks in pet shop and asks do u have any ducks feet
shop assistan replys no
the next day duck walks in pet shop and asks do u have any ducks feet
shop assistant replys no and if u ask again im going to nail your feet to the floor
the next day duck walks into pet shops and asks
do you have any nails
shop assistant replys no
so duck says in that case do you have any ducks feet
Is it bad that I have larfed at most of these !!!!!
