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This will probably get deleted:Deer vs SUV (Contains LOTS of Splattered deer. Do NOT look if you think you will be offended)

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Boozer Demented But Determined

1,999 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#290843
Found this on Shoptalkforums and I can't beleive it. This will probably get deleted the instant someone looks and gets offended for LOOKING BY THEIR OWN CHOICE! anyway ta da!

http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=777869#
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Fossil Son of Jim - Creator of Good

2,649 posts · joined May 2004 ·

#290847
how'd the occupants look
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CoopGirl Fat Chicks ROCK!

825 posts · joined Aug 2003 ·

#290849
I reckon that's crap. If that really happened and it was that bad the driver would be dead.

PurpleT3 Fahrvergnugen

880 posts · joined Apr 2003 ·

#290851
Imagine explaining that to your local car detailer!!
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Boozer Demented But Determined

1,999 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#290856
apparently the theory is that the deer was first hit by a minivan which flicked it into the air and then it was hit midair by the fourby. and the first impact by the minivan apparently blended the insides of the deer (ewwww!) and then when it was hit by the fourby the deer bag exploded. yummy. not.
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bertie_beetle Wolfsburg Wizard

446 posts · joined Aug 2004 ·

#290866
Looks like it could be set up, that blood looks a little fake. but if it is real, i hope someone was sitting in the back seat.......

BiX Veteran Volks Folk

2,499 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·

#290873
by the look sof it, half the deer went through while the other half went over. so if the deer was slipt in half , that much blood and fluid could be produced?
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~air fooled~ two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl

1,429 posts · joined Mar 2004 ·

#290880
funny thing is the two deer halves have no blood over the coat!!

i will stop speeding on my motor bike now....

rice_girl Seriously Crusin Dubber

153 posts · joined Jul 2003 ·

#290906
Ohhhhhhhh :puke
poor thing .....
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Doug Sweetman Nil Bastardo Carborundum

2,128 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·

#290911
How the f#%k do you find shit like that ?

lulu94 Wolfsburg Wizard

449 posts · joined Dec 2003 ·

#290916
yes blood is usually darker but it depends if it has been mixed up with muscle and fat and made deer meat soup, then it could be that colour
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mscabrio Cabriolet Queen

2,308 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#290917
Julie-Anne wrote:HMM The blood looks a bit pink to be real to me, blood's usually darker than that.

The blood that would have caused that mess would be arterial which is lighter in color. Venous blood is darker in color, but doesn't spurt.

The internal organs which are splattered through the car look a little "dull", if they were fresh out of the deer they should still be shiny ........

I think that it is set up.

Did you see the green new beetle in the background ?
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scottbugged Seriously Crusin Dubber

105 posts · joined Sep 2004 ·

#290926
I would say it looks fake to me, There would be a splatter void on the driver's seat where the driver should be sitting (don't you people watch "CSI").
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vern74 Fahrvergnugen

901 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#290927
You guys know far too much about blood and internal organs !

twoguns simply aircooled

4,275 posts · joined Nov 2002 ·

#290964
thats a drivers seat, and i dont see any shadow forma driver sitting in it, although you cant see it all, i dont think its all real.
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Doug Sweetman Nil Bastardo Carborundum

2,128 posts · joined Sep 2002 ·

#290965
Unless of course that car was sitting on the side of thre road and the deer ran into it really fast......

twoguns simply aircooled

4,275 posts · joined Nov 2002 ·

#290967
lol, really really REALLY fast!
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Boozer Demented But Determined

1,999 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#291046
Doug Sweetman wrote:How the f#%k do you find shit like that ?

it's on a paintball forum- PBNation. I was reading on there and this caught my eye.
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Boozer Demented But Determined

1,999 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#291048
after reading through the entire thread i can't make up my mind. it's possible the driver could've ducked and the blood on the seat is from it reflecting and splattering off the roof and then dripping down.as for the gaps on the steering wheel, it didn't happen in an instant as in start/stop there would've been spray and dripping and stuff so i reckon it's entirely possible as the deer was hit twice. and if it is a fake, someone is really sick and has gone to an insane amount of effort to do it and if so you'd think that they'd think of the gaps in the driver's seat and steering wheel.
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sax Insano Dub Head

846 posts · joined Mar 2004 ·

#291049
Yummm, venison.
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ColumBUS Hail To The Bus Driver!

3,601 posts · joined Sep 2004 ·

#291181
oky doky time to show u all that its a fake

no blood on the deer halves
'deer mush theory' why is there a complete liver/heart/organ in the back? with no blood on it.
bone doesnt turn to mush... no bones at all visible.
blood on the drivers seat... no person was sitting there at the time the blood was sprayed on.

deer mush theory... when organs bleed there are a lot more red bloods cells in the blood, making it very dark and will appear black if alot or all organs are mushed.
the deer bits are cut very neatly in half, and the picture of the hindlegs looks doctored anyways.

but, upon further reading of the thread, youve figured all of this out. therefore, im feeling like an idiot even as i type this, yet i continue to type... why daniel why?

where $2.63 when u need her?

Spook Driving the 64 wheeler

1,168 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#291231
You don't get a decent shot of the drivers seat to know one way or the other.
As for the steering wheel, instinct is to cover your face if you see something coming at you, hence no hands on the wheel. You'd also probably duck, explaining the headrest.

After 18 years of running over furry creatures with trains, I have seen them splatter like that, I have seen them cut in two, BUT, I have never seen a bone come dislodged from the carcass. You'll have blood all over the front of your train, but not on the carcass.

It may well be real.

Either way, it's gunna take a while to get the pong out...😎

[Edited on 10-1-2005 by Spook]
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mnsKmobi Wolfsburg Wizard

589 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#291328
But was Santa OK?

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KOM123 Smiling Assassin

1,164 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#291431
Oh deer...

WABaja Call ME when you need a TOW

824 posts · joined Nov 2004 ·

#291598
Damn it...!!!
I read all that with the intention of writting


"Oh Deer"

at the end, only to find I've been beaten to the punch line...!!!!


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