Once when leaving her preschool, they told me it was nice we got a dog for Ally...
so on way out I asked her what they were talking about....she said'''just keep walking mum, i'll explain...
how i have come to hate those words...
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i was once told i shouldn't be making Ally feed all our farm animals...
I asked what they were talking about...
she told them i made her feed the dog cat cows ducks chickens and goats b4 school.
i lived on a 600mtr block, and did not own any of the above....
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bugeyed, i did half of that stuff ur children do... last week!
jumping off the roof into the pool is the raddest fun, you should see the bike jump we have at my mates place, it points into their dam say no more
oh dear...
my daughter tried the whole roof thing, then got scared,
too scared to move in fact...so there was mum, up the roof, trying to convince her baby to come on down...
ARRGGGHHHHHH!!!
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did i menyion I had a fear of heights...
so got up there, panicced, parnter cracked up laughing his ass off...
I got so cranky at him, that was the reason i got down
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gotta love those fearless children eh?
i have a fear so bad that i freeze whener i see it
but im not telling you what it is... :P
spider, snakes, cockroaches.......
promise not to bring it to valla if ya tell me.
can't speak for the other though
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no no and no
youll never guess it, but i think pyro knows
fire
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nope
i have one for fire and matches...a bottle exploded in an incinerator once.
and i have told my kids again and again not to flick matches and lighters around me...
So xmas day, my son does, and get this: million to one shot, lands down my shirt inside my bra and burns me....
he ran off he was so upset at what happened
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okay...what about stale & wasted beer
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mornings??
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water??
kids perhap...nope u work with them
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i have to go to bed...will ponder what u could be scared off...
and I am finally member of the day at 159 post today.
cheerio all
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and this is the reason i do not have children!!!
the jumping off the roof thing into the pool we used to do quite a bit when in high school and intoxicated.
there was always a few who took it too far. buggered off the pool and started doing backflips off the second story onto the ground:duh
hehehehe love that one... thats a byron bay schoolies trick that one!
anyone heading to mardi gras this weekend? im bein dragged by a female... my dad will never forgive me ; biggest homophobe ever. when i told him i wanted to be in the theatre he almost cried (WHAT! not a labourer? no sweat or blood or tears for minimum wage?)
have fun at mardi gras man....
not going in brisbsy....
but what a full weekend u have...dyno day, mardi gras
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hey babe my family is disfucntional that's why I disassociate myself from them - that's mother, sister and to a lesser extent brother and their families
Let me out, When I call my name
IGOR is ALIVE !!!! 😎
mine, as u can see, is way dysfunctional....
that is why we stay together
at home at least...we're all normal, its the reat of the world that is weird..
hehe
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hey...something is wrong...my computer is saying that i am still member of the day...
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i'm getting my new fridge today...getting my new fridge today
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my son is picking the sultanas and cherry peices out of some biscuits i bought, and leaving the rest...YUCK!!!
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My 1 year old is not too bad yet. He does do a runner for the strawberry patch whenever he is put down outside. Has even learnt to self serve the ripe ones. Thankfully you can not get to the blackberry bush yet.
Brett
68 bush bashing ex beatle
72 Bush rig ex superbug
wait....ur turn will come.
chasinga child down the round because shoes = walk.
not going out, not driving....walking.
he picks otu the sultanas cause thats his favorite.....he loves the looks of lollies, btu hates teh tase. so I am forever buying food he won't eat. the guy at the lolly shop loves him, so each week i go, and adian picks out a car full of lollies, sister eats lollies, and he gets car. so kinda works in the end.
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brett: you should be glad your son is taking an interest in fruit at such a young age, and not sugary plastic fake food like most people 😉
in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
same for you bugeyedbabe... its pretty rare for a kid to like sultanas more than lollies these days!
in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
My lil fella shat in the bath on his first birthday. My stepson is on lunchtime detention today [in year 1....:cussing].....and my daughter is being undermined by her mothers skank dress sense [I am not with her mother anymore....:thumb]
Oh...and number 4 is on the way. 🙂🙂🙂🙂
Squiz....
I broke my leg when I was 3 - I fell off the toilet trying to reach the toothpaste. :duh:duh
Squiz....
my son loves the following:
carrots, celery, lettuce, brolloli and cucumber....ever gone somewhere and ordered a plate of cucumbers...lol
oh, but his all time favorite food is tomatoes with a little (and i mean little) salt.
Doesn't like cordial or sugary food. Dos like diet coke, btu not real coke (too sweet i guess) prefers lemon soda, or lemonade though.
yeah...my daughter fell on her knees in a hall, straight onto a music stand and needed stitches....so whenw e took her to get stitched up so starting screaming her lungs out...only stopping to take abite of her long snake lolly...
she also asked the doctor if they could "just kill me...please" instead. As u do right.
my eldest son has jumped off a fence (wooden) and tore his foot open on a nail.....ouch!
my sister let me son loose in the back yeard when he had just turned two...only for him to climb up a tree and so far out of her reach...i had to get up there and get him back. He laughed and giggled the entire time. My sister said i looked like a koala bear getting her baby.
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