It's certainly the Americans' biggest topic of confession 🙂
There are some very sad and lonely confessions there as well, including some suicidal ones, and the occasional actual sin from the other six or so, so it's not all about sex. But I admit you must work at it to find them.
Luckily for me, I haven't been able to find my old confessions using its search engine. And I told Bugeyedbabe about the content of most of them the other night when she begged me to tell her 🙂
Andrew
So bugeyedbabe KNOWS the true confessions....
OKI vill start driving now....the old torture method vill be the best for quiKKKK results....
A few surVival rations and I'm off!!:bounce:bounce HAHAHAHAHA!!! (chuckled in a VERY demented, menacing way)😀
Hmmm...maybe I only searched using sexually orientated words being the warped person that I am...
OK I do a search for ..KNITTING socks to spoof in....COOKING yummy goodies to smear over body....GARDENING naked while the neighbour peeps.... KNOTTING to hold...
Andrew...do I need a name change?? :blush
So lucky no one reads this thread ...it's like a private diary for us few :beer
1. I parachute/skydive for a living and i am afraid of heights. 😀
2. I am the most domesticated male i know (i do all the house work).
3. I have really piss poor dress sence.😠
Lee.
not that deep, but they are three things you didn't know.
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
OK I'm so afraid of heights but would love to skydive...it is weird...
Went up in a ballooon once...was so nervous at first...but once up I didn't want to come down...it was so amazing up above the hills, fields and mist... looking down and drifting alone silently :kiss
I can go in planes not a problem....luv take off n I still get excited looking out the window...I'll never grow up 😀
pls, if u grow up, then i'd have to just so we could keep talk...
and i refuse to grow up...grow out..yes! grow up...no!
besides, it's the only way i can communicate with my family....let me get the crayons and draw u a picture okay??
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
lol...grow up NEVER......we can go on talking n talking n talking .... and you not have to change
Peter Pan is my hero :kiss
My favourite people are eccentrics....they don't care if they are different...it's so cool :tree
....two more confessions :thumb
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1.I too have piss poor dress sense.....apparently
2.Have problems with brushing my hair
3. If other people smell .......I tell them, I can't stand body odor or unironed clothes for that matter
....hmmmmm luckily I shower BUT my kids have trained me to wash n wear...I just don't throw my CLEAN clothes on the floor and walk over them ...argh....that's when I realised the futility of ironing :sandrine
Yeah
I could be a little on the anal side.........way over that side
Always make sure my girls have
Brushed hair
Ironed clothes
and smell good before we leave the house
So who are the people we admire....our hero's?? Not including my parents, who without saying, even through tough times, have always been there. Defining principles within us all to carry on.
I admire Lance Armstrong for his ability to overcome all obstacles and become the legend he is. Whilst I'm not a cyclist, I recognise those achievements.
Do you line them up for inspection?? 😀
I'm teasing....but do you???
My kids did all that....just not ironed clothes once they hit the teens.....no point if they were going to get thrown on the floor and walked over...
Well maybe not brushed hair always for the boyz....or shaved fully (facial) ...the just got out of bed, threw some clothes off the floor on ..stubble look....BUT they did shower and clean their teeth
Confession...I became a slack mother ... if you can't beat them join them...they wore me down damn them :vader
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i found that new iron free...
but i'm not sure they meant for me to use it as i was leaving the house...
clothes on, spray, flatten out, go!!
lol
and yes, after having family i once ironed for, and noticing that they never quite made it to the cupboards...what si the point...so now i look good, they look daggy!
and I NEVER plan to grow up..
2nite my partner and i grabbed some things from coles...we had our baby with us...they grabbed aballoon, starting playing toss the balloon, then we ended up playing it....and then the two race off playing 'skids' with the trolley...
thankfully the supermarket was empty, except for a few people who were laughing with us (i'm sure it was at us, but who cares) because my son was just cracking up with the biggest belly laughs..
i love that sound...
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
oh...here some trips down memory lane for u jenz....
the smell of of a baby after they had a bath, with UR favorite bubble bath. they tipped the whoel thing in, and insist u join the in a game of santas beard., having tipped the whole thing in....smiling and playing santa's beard.
when their really cranky, and the only thing they want to do is cuddle up to you, and have u hold them while they sleep. Smelling em and smiling...even when their stinky.
or when they crawl into your lap, and hold your head in their hands whilst they try to kiss you...even though their face may be covered in their latest food...and u know u have to do it, because they won't go away until u have.
the best part for me is everytime my son has one of these moments with me, i get to relive another i had...ohh abotu 10 - 15 years earlier.
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
and yes, I became a slack mother too...when they become teenagers, they just wear u down...
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
Oh please stop the baby snifing stories....you're going to get me bawling. My daugher has her own smell, and when she's not with me and I'm feeling down I'll sniff her pillow and bring her back.
i do that when my daughters at school...and she's 12...so don't panic it never goes....I have my partners favorite aftershave for when he goes away...and I can always roll over and smell his pillow...
my mum has my late brothers pillow...and she keeps a can of his deodorant around....he was the baby of the family...
my sister has her sons deodorant....when he goes on camp, and he's 15yo
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
Oh...I luv that....such a sweet smell....
We had them all in bed with us when babies...so much easier when breast feeding...they just latch on....Breast fed for 8 years straight no break between bubs....loved it...nothing nicer than a snuggly bub
Hmmmm the boyz are boobs men now??
Well was into alternatives...but not feral ....great when kids little...sitting around with other mums...talking n breast feeding and kids running around..doesn't seem that long ago when I think about it...it's all very fresh... nice
It must be nice having another bub... they are precious
guess what my son just did...
he's was still awake (had a 4 hours sleep today, so i knew it would be a late one tonight)
i had bought up his old car seat, which i cleaned for a friend who is hving her baby in about 8 weeks....son spied it, put himself in, got me to do up the belt, and then promptly feel asleep in it..
but his bottle keeps falling out, whch he then puts back in...
i love that part....watching him search for his bottle..
yesterday in his afternoon nap, he forgot he didn't have a bottle, and kept searching (eyes closed) until he put his hand in his cerel cup....
...I gave him cerel in a cap, so he can walk around with it between tea times...don't panic it's only cornflakes...he hates the sugery ones....they're only good for stamping on or driving his scooter thru (his sister is NOT happy with him)
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
he is a handful, but i get time to laugh alot more...
this time around we earnt enogh for me to be a stay at home mum.
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
but liek the bub, i now have to say goodnight to u all...
I have to make a trip to the airport in about 5.5 hours...helps if I can stay awake - I hear....
see u all tomorrow...
kisses goodnight for u and urs
and Jenz...make a milo for me 🙂
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
OK milo coming up....I've gotta a red...:beer
What after midnight again??!!! Can't believe it...
I was a stay at home mum for about ten years...worked weekend shifts if we needed money....once Bridie the youngest hit school then I went back to work...it was a very creative and fun time...we have lots of fun adventures
This is becoming a parenting club (being politically correct here)....we need to start a new thread for it...I'm sure it would be a goer ...lots of parents on here
My chicks have all flown the nest.... I'm at the total freedom stage...except that I have to work to pay for the freedom...a bit of a cycle happening
aaarrr yes...freedom...i'm kinda looking forward to it...
except now i'll be about 60 before i get to experience it...
:cry
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
ever considered ebay :P
joking of course.........
come on, all the parents out there should be laughing, thats what funniest home video's are for they pay you just to show the video, you dont even have to win. 😉 i know theres a few around on our tapes we should send in
Founding member of the C'town Rat-Pack
yes i know...
but the kids refuse to let me...darned kids and their opinions...
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
stupid UN about respecting kids right to not being humilated on national tv....
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
meh your the parent............just dont tell them LMAO
Founding member of the C'town Rat-Pack
1 I can play the Piano.
2 I was a Section one Tennis Player.
3 I never got less then A for maths at School, and I never got less then B for English.
Now I'm a Truck Driving Bogan. But I'm really Rich. :thumb
BAJA NOW FITTED WITH A FULL FLYING REBUILD
...I didn't know you could play the piano...?? 😎
How's the fam going? Has that son of yours taken over the workshop yet?
