I had a largish spider scurry across the dash of my old commodore as i was driving out of my gf/wifes driveway.
My mate pointed it out as it went across, as he turned to look at me, i was out of the car and watching it roll away along the driveway.......without a driver and a confused look mate.
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
excuse me,
i have to go wind up the windows in my bug now............
dam you........:cussing:cussing:cussing
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
lol...hmmmmm....I think I've left a vent window open ...EEK!! ...and I've upset all my resident spiders today when I gardened...probably all waiting in my bed to get me...nightmares
I know someone on here who's INTO spiders....like bird eating ones...and keeps them for pets....used to always check under the toilet seat when I visited
...you never know this thread may just bring him out 😀
you are about 5-6 foot tall, and weigh about 50-150 kilo (sorry but this is an internet forum) you have two whopping great hands, therefore you win the fight. If you find it slap it trust me you will win. Just be glad you don't live around the blue mountains where theres millions of funnelwebs, now they're deadly. But then again i know of a couple people been bitten by them and you hardly ever die.. unless you can't get to the hospital but the good thing is hospitals are everywhere. Anyway i don't think i'm helping anymore either. Just use this as an excuse to get over your illness and throw yourself into the fireing line and become one with nature.
it's way to early in the morning
should i ask what ur doing up so early in the morning??
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
just got up early cause i had a nap after work yesturday arvo
see...i'd still be napping now anyway...
cept i had to drive the man to airport.
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
I was driving down Ipswich Rd a few years ago and noticed something out of the corner of my eye...the biggest 'huntsman' I'd ever seen (then again aren't they all).
To prevent it from coming inside I quickly wound up the window only to pin it by the leg to the outside (luckily).
Drove the rest of the way to work with this spider stuck to the window...people tooting their horns to bring it to my attention..as if I didn't know the f@#&ing thing was there.
To scared to open the window in case it came in.......:cry
lol...
i love the way ppl point out the obvious things...
think .hey, i think ur going bald...i never knew a guy who didn't know that first...
like u can miss a huntsmand in ya window..
ecckkkk
didn't they notice the scared look and screaming...
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
i get them in the car and use the old moreten spray and then wait for the buggers to come out and suck them up with the vacum cleaner and then leave the vacum out side so they can go to live at my neighbours place,,,,,,,,colleen
Dont use a roach/flea bomb.....
I know of a girl who did this to get rid of a spider in her nice new Peugot, and trashed the interior, it kinda ate the plastic.... very expensive octaped!
kkk
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I've been catching Huntsman spiders with my bare hands for years. They can sense if you're scared, and then they'll nail you with their fangs if you are. If you're not scared, they'll just come up nice and gently to your ear and tell you a couple of jokes.
Huntsman's (Huntsmen?) kill all the cockies around here, so we love them!
Spiders rock anyway! I've usually got a couple of jumping spiders wandering around inside the bay. They keep the mozzies down, and it's fun watching them jump around the dash after a fly, whilst screaming down the road.
Leave the Spider's alone, and they'll generally leave you alone. I have only ever been bitten twice by spiders (both redbacks) and that was because I didn't see them and almost squished them with my hand. The first time, my hand blew up like a footy with frankfurts stuck to it, and the second time it was only a mild rash. Otherwise, I've had a lot of spidery contact.
mmmmm spiders..
a couple times i've found them before driving off, but WAAAYY too often i've discovered them while merrily motoring along when they suddenly and inexplicably decide to make their presence known. worst car one was (why is it always a frikken huge huntsman? hmm? huh??) when i was driving through busy chatswood, when one crawled out from under the dash, triggering peripheral vision scaredness, then proceeded to creep up the windscreen, across and past the steering wheel and across the driver's side door towards me. after screaming manfully i pulled over and leapt suavely out the passenger door, narrowly avoiding about seven hundred quizzical stares. finding a flicking stick in chatswood was a bugger, especially while trying to keep an eye on it's location.
It can be just as bad on a motorbike, there's nowhere to jump, and you can't drop the bike when one crawls across the tank towards your crotch. eeeeeggghhh. i almost did, but fairing perservation instincts prevailed. 😀 one time, i was just leaving work and spotted one creeping around, which promptly hid somewhere dark inside the guards, so i turned the hose on, i emptied two cans of mortein on and around the bike and basically went nuts at it for about half an hour. much to my coworkers' delight. i then figured i'd got it and rode home. next morning, there were webs across the bars, like it was laughing at me.
an improvised barrage of slow death in the form of a can of rp7 took care of that.
*shudders*😠
once went ballistic when i was watching sitting on the floor watching "arachnophobia", and a huntsman cralwed over my hand. it was tickly. so i bashed it into the carpet with a baseball bat. that was for being a smartass :thumb
let sleeping dubs lie
hahaha
ratflmao
the tears the tears....
:P:P:P
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
my sides hurt :P:P
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
HEYYYYY WWOOOMMMBBBAAATTT!
ya hippy :thumb
what jokes do spiders tell?
OK 'How many Redbacks does it take to change a light bulb?' ....'When I finish the slab honey! OK?'
Could be one joke
Well, they're not for sharing Heather.
Suffice to say: they think one handed masturbation looks pretty funny from the ceiling.
yeah but it feels good
dirty daddy longlegs dangles delecately from his web drooling over the disturbing display below :duh
frenix...how often do u dangle fromt he ceiling checking otu one handed masturbation??? 😀
hey...u said it felt good, not me
dubless. 🥲
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Heather - I thought you had moved into the big smoke?!? Obviously not, otherwise you would have no time on your hands for such literary pursuits (what with partying all night long in the S+M cellars of the rich and infamous etc). What's happened to the Goddess of Thunder (box)?
So bugeyedbabe - stick a pic into the "photo's of you" thread, and the others wont confuse your identity anymore. You a freakpowergrrrl like Heather? Or just socially inept and in need of internet contact?(also like Heather)
What do you drive?
Methinks that the "Timmeister" will come back as an arachnoid, they say that 8 legged masturbation is a gas!!!
hey, i'm an big fat ugly old ogre....and if i were to post me pics it'd scare the young uns
no seriouslly it would..
and i'm on avd cause i have no life....i actually asked if anyone had a life to sell, me, bt the only person offering was boozer...and the others said i shouldn't have his life...especially since he would offer me a refund if it was crap....or i crapped it out due to misuse (like he hasn't done THAT before)
so i guess i am like heather...in need of internet contact
d4
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
nearly there martin, hit some delays, but in a good way 😉
Thunderbox queen is alive and kicking
Workplace health and safety shut down the local S+M joint due to several hygene issues, so yes I am back to trawlin the net for action
and if ya wanna know how desperate i am for contact...look at heatehr post count compared ti mine...
i've been here a year less than heather, and only 100 odd post seperate us....which basically means by tomorrow night i'll probably have 1000...and have caught up...
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
I am a compulsive postal deleter bugeye, I am an indiangiver when it comes to tasty tidbits of my rather boring yet unstable life. It's a little like tourettes, but with added control issues.... in fact, this post may be gone by tomorrow too! :sandrine
Oh H, I remember our little tourettes bout a long time ago.
You were such a (SLUT) champion, and I was such an (ANALGAS) loser. Maybe we can do this again some (POOVOMIT) time?
Now it's off to do my weekly planning (YAWN!).
Ah, good ol' Class 1!
And Bugeye's - as for putdowns regarding your physical appearance, you don't even rate until you can plait your nosehair, your skin looks like you use sumpoil for a moisturiser, and your neanderthal brow looks like a ski jump at Calgary (see Byronbus, Frenzix or - ME!).
Thankfully people around here tend to pidgeonhole others based on their personality rather than on the Barbie T&A scale (Tits and Arse). So stop putting yourself down! The universe doesn't like it and may kick your arse if you are not careful.
That's thread hijack #2037. Proudly brought to you by the addled minds of VDMU (Venereal Disease Members Union - oops, wrong club! Ahm, Vee Dub Morons United, that's right!).
Memories.....*bumbreath*. I have reformed *oldladiescrustieundies*my dear wombat. You won't*shietsoupslurper*catch me partaking in *popapimpleonurgrandpasbacktheneatthejuices*such juvenile things! 😉
