Wanted: Anti-mini banter

Buggyboy Officially Full-On Dubber

255 posts · joined Oct 2003 · 14 Apr 2005, 11:33 pm

#336858

Hello all,

Just after some creative advice. I put together a newsletter for a car club (non-vw) and there is a high percentage of minis in the club leading to a bit of light hearted anti-mini banter.

Does anyone know of any jokes/ links/ photos that I could use for ammunition.

Thanks

seagull Compulsive Aussie Vee Dubber

4,979 posts · joined Dec 2003 · 15 Apr 2005, 1:22 am

#336952

well I fitting a 600cc oil cooled motor bike motor in one how about a photo of that when its done ?

Looking for that special lady : PM me for coffee & cake

Secoh Fahrvergnugen

926 posts · joined Sep 2002 · 15 Apr 2005, 8:40 am

#336997

I used to own a mini and work on them for a living, I recon they are top fun!

However, google for "lucas jokes" and "skoda jokes" and recycle them for the minis.

Why do the pommys drink warm beer? Lucas made their fridges
Lucas 3 position switch: off, dim and flicker.

What's the difference between a Skoda and tickets for an Oasis concert?
Oasis tickets go fast!

What do you call a Skoda with a long radio aerial?
A dodgem!

If it aint broke,
Make it go faster!!