It was terrible. Some daring lil' shit/s knocked on the door, waited for mum to walk to it, and out comes a flying egg. Made a huge mess on the dirty floor (something that a tired mum who has had a crap day doesn't need). Not only that, but splashed egg all over her, and leaving its odour on our front step.
So my brother and I (being big fellas, me a proud 6 foota (180cm)), went out to look. Surely the culprit would be hiding somewhere around here, cause we heard no cars, and hadn't seen anyone in the distance run away. So we waited and watched, while my dad was daydreaming about murdering this egg-thrower and washed out the front doorstep and while my mum cleaned up the walkway tiles.
We saw no-one, except a young adulenscent far down the street, and they looked too tough, and far, and innocent to bash and accuse. (yeah i know its illegal to hurt anyone, even if they are a lil' turd, and i could have been sued, but why not) he just walked off, he was pretty far away, and he wasn't that much of a suspect.
So after 45 mins of patroling and hiding in the shadows of night, waiting for the culprit to do something stupid (like as though think the path is clear for them to return home or wateva), and we still heard nothing. There was a party going on up the road, but it didn't sound that rough, and was pretty far away.
So then i went around the back to wash my feet from walking in the egg, and came right here. My parents did look around the back, and my brother and I patrolled and snooped around in the neighbours front yards, still didn't find anyone.
Its been like 1 and a half hours since its happened, and the house has been cleaned really well, and we can still smell it. It wasn't rotten, mind you.
We did have a conspiracy theory though. Cause we have been getting our house priced by realestate, and they seemed desperate to sell out house (Saying its not worth much, can sell it quickly and all), we may suspect it could be the realestate trying to push us to sell from this neighbour hood. Everyone in my house, including my parents reckon so.
We are waiting to see if they would ring tomorrow asking if we were interested or ready to put our house on the market.
It most likely wasn't anyone in the street, cause we have been getting along peacefully for years with everyone, and there are no new people who have just moved in. Its all good here, so i wonder who it was. hmmm.
Have you guys ever had your house vandalised or terrorised?
[Edited on 14/5/2005 by mynameischris88]
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next time i'll put the stinger on so you can hear me
As i was just proof reading the original message i typed, i heard footsteps outside my window in the study.
I got my big bro to take the front while i walked out the back.
Then i heard more footsteps rapidly racing though the next door neighbours garden, and up into the culvisac 3 doors away.
So i ran to the front with my brother, and saw noone, except that young adulenscent we saw before walking up the street this time rather than away from us and he walked straight into a house in the culvisac. Bit sus with his timing.
But then as i walked up, cause there had to be 2 involved (one to knock the door and to throw the egg, with the quick timing and all), we reckon its a group of kids up the street at the party.
So i just went back inside, and my parents are still trying to get rid of that smell. I wasn't going to walk up to that party and wrongfully accuse anyone, but anyway, it was and still is an interesting night. (Note, i just went out 5 minutes ago)
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....Chris I doubt that it's the realestate people....I'd say kids playing pranks for what ever reason....
I hope it doesn't happen again...not good...I doubt that it will...
No not had problems like that....only a couple of nice things taken from the front verandah....and broken into a few years ago
i agree with jenz.. would've been kids, most likely from that party. brings back fond memories of highschool ehehe
...yep from the party...nothing you can do....just hope they don't come back which I doubt...I imagine they'd only stike once or pick on someone else....did you tell any of the neighbours Chris
Na, they seemed too ocupied in their houses. My mum screamed really loudly at the time, and none of them came out to see what was going on.
It could have been an axemurder, and the neighbours still wouldn't have known what was going wrong.
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hahahaha
WTF are you on,
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It's not mischief night already is it !!! bugga better get out there !!!
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Was it a double yolker?
it sucks when you waste those egging people...
Scrambled
It wasn't me, it was the one armed man.
Tim
whatever drugs you are on....
where can I get some??????????????????????????????
'Ah, whatever................'
...OK this was I believe a serious thread.....Tim how would you like someone to knock on your door and egg the wife or one of the kids???
good on ya jenz
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...hopefully the shit stops all around now....have your parents calmed down Chris
is that a threat jenz?
you'll have to drive 2000kms
Well, my parents are still pretty pissed, and they finally killed most of the egg smell. They had to wash so many fricken times, and it got everywhere around the front entry of our house. And we had our bags, school blazers, suitcases and everything in that entry way, so some of it got messed. Not too much, but it was so bloody annoying.
My parents are stuffed and tired now, just chill'in, watching tv while sipping a glass of red wine (no, we aren't rich). But their still pissed, and i am too.
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keep an eye out, they'll be back. Possible they wanted to egg someone else in the house. Just watch out for the driveby eggings, we did one back in school. Must have been about 50 eggs, the nursing home didn't know what hit it.
Well maybe granny thought it was chris's mum who was in the egg mobile
.....YES Timmy....you'd better watch out ....n be able to run like dat mouse 😠
There are far too many suspects with a motive in this Mystery.. but I'll try to narrow it down for you with the step method...
The way that it works is, the person standing the closest will be the culprit..
Right, now, would everyone who has NOT read a post by mynameischris88 please take one step Backward, for You are Not a suspect...
Uh Oh...
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I hate to admit it, but man, I think you're right....
What's a culvisac???:bounce
"Tell him 'We've already got one'"
when i was a kid many moons ago we got egged by this kid up the road that wanted to go out with my sister but she said no, well this kid egged our house all the time so me and my brother,,put fire crackers in there letter box and blew it up ....and then the eggs kept going on ,, so we got some condecristles,and put them in there inground pool ,, it made the water go purple and stained all the cement the pool was made of inside,,,they had to drain the water and scrub the pool.... never had a egg thrown at our house again,,,my brother ended up marring the egg throwers sister,,so we laugh about it all the time,,,
Two years ago we where living in a rental property and around midnight I heard sirens and a big banging noise in our yard.
I looked out the back door while my slack husband was still in bed snooring, I then looked out the front door and saw no one. Still wondering what the hell the noises where had another look out the back door when I heard a voice from the front of the house asking if I live here. I went around the front door there was a police man at my front door, and about 5 police cars. They where after 2 car thiefs, mean while all the neigbours are outside now.
Had a closer look out front while the police looked out back. Noticed that the car thief had ran through from the street behind, through the neigbours back yard over the side fence, then ran accross the top of the garage roof he then ran accross the awning on the side of the house up onto the top of the house then jumped down on top of my BMW bastard broke my sunroof lucky didn't crease the roof, and lucky he didn't jump on the twin cab parked right beside the bm.
He then ran off accross the road down into the bush accross the road through black berry bushes, the police didn't catch the bastard and we had to pay $400 access to have repairs done to my car.
And the car that they had stolen was just a hyundai that they had ditched in the street behind. The police dusted the bm but couldn't get anything off it. Hubby finally got out of bed to find out what all the racket was about.
This was a great neighbourhood we where there for 13 months while our house was being built and the neigbour even had his car stolen from the footpath one night a commodore.
[Edited on 15-5-2005 by rose]
first, tim i dont live 2000km away....in fact, im visitng there very soon....neone know his address...what was ur last name???
secondly chris, it happens...its sux, and its horrid to clean up...but its likely to be kids...and just a silly prank...id actually be surprised if there were others who had eggs smashed on front veranda, or in their letter boxes...
and heres a thought...person most likely lives local...so put do a letter drop in ur street and one other guy lives in (one who was wondering) as a good enighbour would do..... if culprits live with parents...parents most likely noticed a sudden decline in the egg quanity...and bet the kids parents have a nice chat to them about egging houses etc....well they will if their good parents...when ever mine did something wrong i made them go apologise...but expected same too.
we once had a real ratbag kid across road from us...he threw egg in my pool, so i scooped out, when back to his mother...asked for the boy...grabbed his hand and put egg in his hand...smashing it in process saying...here, this is urs, noticed it landed in my pool, thought ud want it back...egg was dripping from his hand...his mother laughed at him....he was not happy kid...
but there u go. His mother knew he was naughty...i just pointed it out more than most others....he hated it...he held street to randsom...gum in kids hair, throwing things at ppls house...putting things in their exhaust...really bad
but this one incident...sounds like a prank....a one off prank...
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
pfft. my solution: landmines in the front yard.:duh
THe MC Bat Commander's motto: "Never do now, what you could do for 24 hours straight, all night, the night before."
Good idea lol.
Hey boozer, i saw ur baja at klubfest.
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