No, tell me it's true...
Just went and bought me some new threads for the big trip and everything......
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Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals....................Except the Weasel.
HAHAAHH sucked in chris i've already sent in the 500 bucks 🥷
thanks for the email addy.. sucker :P it's as good as mine!
let sleeping dubs lie
im beginning to think the whole thing is a scam. I wrote to danny and the email got sent back as the address had been suspended. So then I wrote to Sandra and I havent had a reply.
Chris.... kombi pilot, oval dreamer... finisher #26971 2005 city to surf
Heres another I got from my stupid sister in law this morning. I cant believe that there are people this dumb. How do they think the make a wish foundation knows if it has been forwarded or not. Not to mention that if it WAS true and people forwarded it on, they would be broke within 1/2 hour. I guess I am a heartless person but... who cares I will be prayed for anyway.
Now normally I would forward the previous paragraph around but due to a major domestic I had last week over a simple stupid sigline that was cyan on white "but its a good colour with a black backround" "but it doesnt have a black background it is white!" "well its black on mine!!" "well who cares, you know who you are!!!" "you know who I am!!!!" "its just wanky!!!!!" "dont be a prick!!!!!!" "well this is your work email you are supposed to be a professional!!!!!!!" "etc" (oh but the email prgram is so cool... even if its full of spyware and who knows what) Would you believe we barely spoke for 4 days? SO aussieveedubbers is copping it. Attention ppl. The following email is crap!
> >>> > > Subject: WISHES
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > >> >> > > Hi, my name is Amy Bruce. I am 7 years old, and I have a
> >>> > >> >> > >large tumor on my brain and severe lung cancer. The doctors
> >> say
> >>> >
> >>> > >> >> > >I will die soon if this isn't fixed, and my family can't
> >> pay
> >>> > >> >> > >the
> >>> > >> >>bills.
> >>> > >> >> >The Make A Wish Foundation" has agreed to donate 7 cents for
> >>> > >> >> >every
> >>> > >>time
> >>> > >> >> >this message is sent on. For those of
> >>> > >> >> > >you who send this along, I thank you so much. But for those
> >> who
> >>> > >>don't
> >>> > >> >> >send it, I
> >>> > >> >> > >will still pray for you. Please, if you are a kind person,
> >> have
> >>> >
> >>> > >> >> > >a
> >>> > >> >>heart.
> >>> > >> >> > >Please, please, PLEASE HIT THE FORWARD BUTTON.
Chris.... kombi pilot, oval dreamer... finisher #26971 2005 city to surf
but wait... theres more. And I might add, my sister in law and I arent
exactly friends, havent been since I clipped her over the back of the head
for repeatedly swearing in front of my daughter. Maybe I am just bitter
because I dont have 10 friends
Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close
you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you.
Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends
you never will.
Remember, everyone needs a friend, someday you might feel like you
have NO FRIENDS at all, just remember this e-mail and take comfort in knowing
somebody out there cares about you and always will! l.
I'll Always Be There
In times of trouble,
In times of need,
If you are feeling SAD,
You can count on me.
I will give you a wink,
Until you smile,
give you a hug,
And stand by your side.
I'll be there for you till the end,
I'll always and forever, be your friend!
INSTANTLY WHEN YOU RECEIVE THIS, YOU MUST SEND IT TO AT LEAST 10
FRIENDS, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU!
Chris.... kombi pilot, oval dreamer... finisher #26971 2005 city to surf
Second Chance Offer!!
Just in case all 36 of you dont win the 2mill - I have a second chance offer!
i dont want to go into too much detail here just incase too many find out - im only doing this because you are family!!! 😘
Simply send me a u2u with your birth certificate, drivers license number, address, passport number, bank account details, next of kin details, employer details, doctor, dentist, lawyer, solicitor, bank manager, fincncial history, investment portfolio details, pin numbers for all accounts held, email and internet server details and passwords, favourite colour and planned holiday agenda...and anything else that will help me to verify your identify! You cant be too safe!! There are a lot of people trying to rip people off, and i dont want to be one of these people, so send me the above details and ill put you in for the second chance draw
:party
Well due to an overwhelming response to my last message - hang on ill do the final count....256 plus ... carry the 1... = 3 fifths of fuck all! yep thats it - nada! I will be retracting the 2nd chance offer - NO SOUP FOR YOU!!
i dont care, i dont like soup. And Since I sent the 2nd email trying to collect my winnings I have become the luckiest person alive. Mrs. Dapo Kabila, from Democratic Republic of Congo (was married to president before he died) She wants me to open an account their to assist her in moving US$22million out of the country and will give me 10%, just for opening a bank account!
Then I got an email from " Ms. Stella Adumele , the only Daughter of Comrade Border Adumele the Zimbabwe former Minister for Youth and Gender Equality". Her father has $125million US that she will give me 35% of (35% thats nearly 44 million US!!!) just for helping her get it out of Sth Africa.
So pretty soon I will have US$45,950,000 and can buy all the soup I want.
Chris.... kombi pilot, oval dreamer... finisher #26971 2005 city to surf
I hate those scams. If u want big money, don't rely on the lottery. You have more chance of being hit by lighting or abducted by a UFO or some shit then lottery.
Get out there, make an investment. Perhaps buy a cheap house, and get another mortgage, rent it out, and let the earnings of the rent pay it off. Then u have ur own realestate paying itself off. If u want big money, u gotta earn it and get out there. Talk to a financial advisor or some crap.
Anyways, hey Amazer, i got a few of those same messages, like that one about the girl with the brain tumour. All bullsh1te of course, how would the "Make a wish" foundation track the forwarding of emails to know how much money to put in every time? Such tracking gear would be more expensive than a brain tumour fixer upa.
I got another one before, saying that i should forward it to my 'love', otherwise my 'love'/crush would hate my guts for the rest of my life. That pisses me off, really works me up. Who the Fuck do they think they are to threaten us like that. AHHH!😬nn[ Edited on 18/8/2005 by mynameischris88 ]
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Investment advice right there people, take it all in, thats experience talking......
I have a funny story that happened to my Dad a few years ago! Being fairly computer illiterate, when a new window flashed up in front of him on the computer he got sooo excited. It read something like, "You have won a trip to disneyland for your whole family and $5000 spending money!!". Well he quickly wrote down the phone number, and just as I was walking in the door I saw him on the phone...to America. It turned out that he actually had to pay for the flight over there and went into the draw to win the money once over in disneyland or something. He got into a fight with the lady on the phone from america as well lol. He has never done it since though 😉
Adam_C wrote:Investment advice right there people, take it all in, thats experience talking......
bwahahahaha
Im torn now - between the realestate advice and getting my email details out there so i can qualify for some of the winfall Amazer has been lucky enough to get on the inside of!
Dont forget the little people Amazer!! As for soup - we should talk, i can get my hands on some pretty good shit, I can hook you up - brother!!:thumb
Stupid thing is with these "lottery wins" (of which btw, if i had collected half of them id have won more than the gross domestic product of australia quite some times over) is they are a often just an email harvesting scam. The machine at the other end is simply looking for either a bounce or a reply.
By sending a mail back to them, which is always a dead address, they collect your addy and add it to a live address list. There is much money to be made in this and its an industry in itself!
You can guarantee you will recieve spam from a variety of sources in the future if you reply.
Guys take a hint, NEVER reply to these things!
Youlll be sorrrrrrrrrrrreeeeee! LMAO
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Im not a complete idiot, quite a few parts are missing....
