VW Haiku Competition ! And the Winner is................................................

pi22api22a · 2005-12-04T02:40:02+00:00

Does everyone remember the Japanese art of poetry the Hiaku? Format is 5, 7 then 5 syllables in 3 seperate units,, example "My Kombi is blue It is not that happy now She need an engine" OK,, so see if you can do better..:puke Winner will be decided by on the 5th January,,, Judged by me & the missus.. Rules is: One entry per person (you may edit and change yours) Must be VW related (this means you Frenzix,, lol) Good luck,,, 1st prize is (see pic) Imagine the envy your fellow dubbers will have when you slap on you "automatic" badge,,, change the way you drive in an instant !! no more clutch trouble !! Do you only have an automatic divers lic? then this is the prize for you !! It is an automatic,, but I do have to be here !!! [ Edited on 4-12-2005 by pi22api22a ] [ Edited on 4-12-2005 by pi22api22a ] [ Edited on 21-12-2005 by pi22api22a ] [ Edited on 21-12-2005 by pi22api22a ] [ Edited on 5-1-2006 by pi22api22a ] [ Edited on 5-1-2006 by pi22api22a ]

$2.63 homebrand baja

0 posts · joined Feb 2004 · 7 Dec 2005, 1:30 pm

#436037

ask for resto loan:
bank knobs look at festy, say
"NO WAY! you too poor!" 😂

ColumBUS Hail To The Bus Driver!

3,601 posts · joined Sep 2004 · 7 Dec 2005, 3:16 pm

#436059

cheap homebrand baja
her life so torn and twisted
she likes burritos

hipichic Insano Dub Head

763 posts · joined Jun 2005 · 7 Dec 2005, 9:39 pm

#436224

I am no poet
The Tinkerbeetle knows it
but she still goes toot

Time is a great healer. Unless it's a rash, then you're better off with ointment.

bajachris88 The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 6

6,661 posts · joined Apr 2005 · 7 Dec 2005, 10:26 pm

#436244

they can't comprehend
my love in aircooled glamor
they're blind to beauty

[I tried really hard on that one. Hard to make an expression in such short numbers of words, thats the challenge, Lol.]

(ô_!_/ô) (ô_!_/ô)
69' baja: kombi box, thing spindles, irs, disc front, type 3 rear drums, 2 inch lift kit, 31x10 rears. 👍
New engine in process: 94mm p&bs, 74mm C/w chomol Crank, 35.5x39 SP heads, turbo. Wierd combo, hopeful torque monsta!

StenGuns Veteran Volks Folk

2,147 posts · joined Mar 2004 · 8 Dec 2005, 8:32 am

#436308

me likee da ute
some likee da bug or bus
grown men so sad

crewcabconnection Being Sid James

1,922 posts · joined Apr 2003 · 8 Dec 2005, 11:03 am

#436350

Bus restorer!
can you fix it?
-NOT FOR FREE-

Loves a lolcat

ColumBUS Hail To The Bus Driver!

3,601 posts · joined Sep 2004 · 8 Dec 2005, 11:57 am

#436363

crewcabconnection
you must be a lonesome boy
he can't write haiku

pi22api22a Officially Full-On Dubber

345 posts · joined Nov 2003 · 9 Dec 2005, 7:48 am

#436651

Kombi will not go

Think the starter motor blown

Guess we no go beach!!!

(that was inspired by yesterdays effort to get to a staff party at the beach,, never made it,,, but pleased to report bus now has new reco starter,, purring like a, a, a, cicada on steroids!)

Man, just been reading through the entries,,, LOL,, quality stuff, will be hard to judge..

daave:beer

71superbug The Itch Itcher

1,184 posts · joined May 2004 · 9 Dec 2005, 8:11 am

#436656

volkswagens drip oil
but we keep on fixing them
they are a lifestyle

😀

Anthony

[ Edited on 8-12-2005 by 71superbug ]

bajachris88 The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 6

6,661 posts · joined Apr 2005 · 9 Dec 2005, 10:33 am

#436676

whats the prize going to be? :P :P :P :P hehe

(ô_!_/ô) (ô_!_/ô)
69' baja: kombi box, thing spindles, irs, disc front, type 3 rear drums, 2 inch lift kit, 31x10 rears. 👍
New engine in process: 94mm p&bs, 74mm C/w chomol Crank, 35.5x39 SP heads, turbo. Wierd combo, hopeful torque monsta!

twoguns simply aircooled

4,275 posts · joined Nov 2002 · 9 Dec 2005, 1:01 pm

#436723

71superbug wrote:volkswagens drip oil
but we keep on fixing them
they are a lifestyle

😀

Anthony

[ Edited on 8-12-2005 by 71superbug ]

hey there anthony...
yours good, i liked it but it.
needed fiddling.

veedubs drip oil (5)
but we keep on fixing them (7)
what a lifestyle (5)

Simply Cruzin'...

HotRodMatt If it\'s old or rare - cut it!

3,616 posts · joined Sep 2002 · 9 Dec 2005, 1:10 pm

#436733

air cooled not really
true, air and oil combined yeah
but who really cares

PrettyBlueBug Almost over it...

2,032 posts · joined May 2005 · 9 Dec 2005, 1:41 pm

#436744

twoguns wrote:
71superbug wrote:volkswagens drip oil
but we keep on fixing them
they are a lifestyle

😀

Anthony

[ Edited on 8-12-2005 by 71superbug ]
hey there anthony...
yours good, i liked it but it.
needed fiddling.

veedubs drip oil (5)
but we keep on fixing them (7)
what a lifestyle (5)

Did you know it was originally ok before you fiddled with it? 😂 Now your first and third lines are only 4 syllables.... :P

twoguns simply aircooled

4,275 posts · joined Nov 2002 · 9 Dec 2005, 1:48 pm

#436747

isnt oi-l two sylabols. same as life-sty-le!!!?!.

if not me big oooops! 😠

Simply Cruzin'...

71superbug The Itch Itcher

1,184 posts · joined May 2004 · 9 Dec 2005, 2:06 pm

#436752

haha yeah it was originaly right i think...good try anyway twoguns :p

Anthony

twoguns simply aircooled

4,275 posts · joined Nov 2002 · 9 Dec 2005, 2:11 pm

#436754

me jsut looked it up.
me big dumb arse no brain goose.
slowly heads back to hole.

😵‍💫 😵‍💫 😵‍💫 😵‍💫 😵‍💫

dont understand though... * continually saying the words over and over louder and louder* sounds like two different tones to me....

argh! no one hear to listen.

[ Edited on 9/12/2005 by twoguns ]

Simply Cruzin'...

akean1 Remember To Love

1,088 posts · joined Dec 2004 · 9 Dec 2005, 2:51 pm

#436766

just clap to the words, it will all make sence🤖

twoguns simply aircooled

4,275 posts · joined Nov 2002 · 9 Dec 2005, 3:45 pm

#436778

clap and talk at the same time!... :duh

come on man, you serious.❗

sty *clap* le *clap*

Simply Cruzin'...

ColumBUS Hail To The Bus Driver!

3,601 posts · joined Sep 2004 · 9 Dec 2005, 4:07 pm

#436784

poor little twoguns
can't clap coz he's way too cool
maybe he needs hugs

this is so much fun!

twoguns simply aircooled

4,275 posts · joined Nov 2002 · 9 Dec 2005, 5:08 pm

#436823

no not me cant clap.
its me cant clap/think same time
me need more vodka .

hey why there no spirit glass....😉

[ Edited on 22/12/2005 by twoguns ]

Simply Cruzin'...

ColumBUS Hail To The Bus Driver!

3,601 posts · joined Sep 2004 · 14 Dec 2005, 11:52 am

#438150

so who won?????

PrettyBlueBug Almost over it...

2,032 posts · joined May 2005 · 14 Dec 2005, 12:09 pm

#438154

Patience, ColumBUS,
We have until 5th of Jan.
Then we'll know who won!

😂

[ Edited on 14/12/2005 by Pretty_Blue_Bug ]

ColumBUS Hail To The Bus Driver!

3,601 posts · joined Sep 2004 · 14 Dec 2005, 1:02 pm

#438161

knowledge i now own
thankyou, sensei pbb
my foot is quite sore

winerot Custom Title Time!

1,340 posts · joined Aug 2004 · 14 Dec 2005, 1:58 pm

#438166

for my partner jann
i bought a split kombi van
now i am the man

poetry & rhyme

http://mirrorimageweddings.com.au/

PrettyBlueBug Almost over it...

2,032 posts · joined May 2005 · 14 Dec 2005, 2:06 pm

#438170

:P

Oooh, clever winerot,
You rhyme where others cannot.
Man, that Kombi's hot!

😂

winerot Custom Title Time!

1,340 posts · joined Aug 2004 · 14 Dec 2005, 2:19 pm

#438174

touche PBB

http://mirrorimageweddings.com.au/

winerot Custom Title Time!

1,340 posts · joined Aug 2004 · 14 Dec 2005, 2:26 pm

#438177

i just noticed my signature is very close to whats needed just had to add a syllable to make it work

towing a kombi
with a kombi is very
satisfying yes
😉👍

[ Edited on 14-12-2005 by winerot ]

http://mirrorimageweddings.com.au/

ColumBUS Hail To The Bus Driver!

3,601 posts · joined Sep 2004 · 14 Dec 2005, 3:39 pm

#438195

you the man winerot!

wally buys a car
pretty little white beetle
makes daughter happy

pi22api22a Officially Full-On Dubber

345 posts · joined Nov 2003 · 14 Dec 2005, 5:12 pm

#438229

Keep em coming all,,,

Will have pic of the prize for you on Monday !!!

Daaave

71superbug The Itch Itcher

1,184 posts · joined May 2004 · 15 Dec 2005, 12:29 am

#438387

i thought rhyme is what was trying to be avoided? :p

if you want rhyme im quite happy to 😀.

so is it meant to rhyme or not?

Anthony