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What do you do if a bird shits on your volkswagen

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ian.mezz I never said, I could write or spell

3,913 posts · joined Sep 2004 ·

#460117
You dont take her out again.:cry
😂🤪😂🤪😂
car forums. where a lot of peoples good intentions end up taking a good old car off the road forever never ever to see the road again. 🥲

Sandy Officially Full-On Dubber

254 posts · joined Apr 2005 ·

#460122
unless you're into that sort of thing...

bajachris88 The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 6

6,661 posts · joined Apr 2005 ·

#460133
u shit back on that bird!!!
(ô_!_/ô) (ô_!_/ô)
69' baja: kombi box, thing spindles, irs, disc front, type 3 rear drums, 2 inch lift kit, 31x10 rears. 👍
New engine in process: 94mm p&bs, 74mm C/w chomol Crank, 35.5x39 SP heads, turbo. Wierd combo, hopeful torque monsta!

56astro Custom Title Time!

1,772 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#460134
Is that how SCAT Ent. got its name?

VW car, VW engine ...... keepin it "real"
35MPG on 101.3kPa

buzzbox Seriously Crusin Dubber

149 posts · joined Dec 2005 ·

#460143
boom TISH! 😉

but seriously folks...
I have to park in the street, sometimes under large trees which are popular with the local feral Ibises.
Those things are like Elvis the Helicopter when they let loose!!
and they eat mostly discarded fast food..so you can imagine how it smells...
but as they say in the biz, 'everyones a critic'.
bog'n'grumble

karmen Son of Jim - Creator of Good

2,648 posts · joined Apr 2003 ·

#460214
you actually tape a rubber snake onto the roof

the birds will not settle in the tree but still shit themselves...oops

hopefully not above ur vw
Karmen
56 oval resto 60 Cal KG
58 & 62 beetle parting. 74 panel parting
63 Baja 80 GLD parting
58 donor split 11 window 63 Splitty sgle cab /son's
96 Seat Cordoba GLX daily drvr.

helterskelter400 Fahrvergnugen

900 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#460299
ian.mezz wrote:
quickly put on a big hat... haha
:thumb

mscabrio Cabriolet Queen

2,308 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#460307
Wring its bloody neck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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warb gimme some butter im on a roll.....

1,983 posts · joined May 2003 ·

#460317
someone say bird shit?..

oval TOFU Bitte, ein Bit!

2,946 posts · joined Jul 2003 ·

#460319
holy crap! (no pun intended. or was it....?)
...and Robert's ya father's brother...

CAFFINEPUSHERMAN bandito di culo

1,609 posts · joined May 2005 ·

#460365
one part wheat two parts ratsack or crushed asprin what the fuckers pop:thumb:repuke
A candy coloured clown they called the sandman tip toes through my room every night just to sprinkle stardust on my pillow go to sleep everything will be allright
1967 Type 3 square
1956 double door panel
1968 single cab kombi

CAFFINEPUSHERMAN bandito di culo

1,609 posts · joined May 2005 ·

#460366
that learned them fuck my 6000 paintjob i think not
A candy coloured clown they called the sandman tip toes through my room every night just to sprinkle stardust on my pillow go to sleep everything will be allright
1967 Type 3 square
1956 double door panel
1968 single cab kombi

Joel Now containing 100\% E-Wang

9,368 posts · joined Feb 2006 ·

#460371
ive been waitimg for someone to bring up the ford KA ad
the is another matching ad where the car cuts a cats head off in the sunroof.
think i remember seing them both on the gag report

Joel