I'm just calling because... (Insert your own words here)
Eg. "...I order the pizza half an hour ago now, I hope you don't think I'm going to pay for such bad service!"
I rang about 20minute ago about some engine trouble, well, ............. I found it!
VW car, VW engine ...... keepin it "real"
35MPG on 101.3kPa
Im just calling because i want twin carbies. Damn car is to gutless!
i cant find the luggage!
Reimagined/Recycled/Upcycled Cool
...I just wanted to tell someone I love my watch - my mum gave it to me as a birthday present last year and it is really really cool, the arms glow green when it gets dark, but you have to hold it close to the light first to get it to glow really bright. Who am I speaking to by the way?
Sharon...........Sharon...............where are you ??
You told me to wait behind the shed at 3.00pm....................Well, its 4.30!!!
Futue te ipsum!!!
it's broken again!
"I'm just calling to say thankyou so much for my new toy Santa! i know its not the giant man destroying beetle i specifically WANTED, but with this, world domination can wait"
I'm just calling because I'm wondering if you're interested in answering a few questions.....yes....I am calling from India....(click).....hello, hello??
" I'm just calling to say I have your oval....... and the ransom sum is $25k, small denomination, non sequential bills in a brown paper bag, or it goes to Pommy land in a container and you never see it again"
[ Edited on 4-7-2006 by Doug Sweetman ]
oh Hi .......poison hotline, um I have a spider with a red flash biting my forearm.
oh i see, deadly eh!
well I am 250km from the nearest hospital and I am drive an old 25hp beetle.
what do you mean "better make a will before I pass out!"
😁
Customer service is not dead in Australia.
Always after HAZET & MATRA & VW factory tools
c'mon people sing it with me.....
".......................... to say I looooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeee yyyyyyyooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu."
Lee.
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
"my girlfirend just rang and told me she was late......but according to my watch she is right on time"
Lee.
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
"ok dad, you said face north and orientate my watch in that direction and follow the line off the three o'clock position"
"dad?, does it mater that my watch is digital?"
Lee.
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
"holly crap there's a phone in the fire hose...........these germans think of everything"
Lee.
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
where the fuck do i pour the water in mum?
ok mate... i am far enough away now. you can tell her im leaving: i am keeping the watch and i've taken the car too!
Simply Cruzin'...
"watch?... oh shit it was on my wrist before i fixed it"
i found the whirring sound,,its the neighbours cat
.... on the third stroke it will be time you realised i have stolen your car.
beep
beep
beep.
in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
hello.. hello..
'Hi, thanks for calling back to your missed call, we have a fantastic offer for you, please forward your pin and password and any other banking details to us so starving children in africa can reap the rewards, the more we take the more you could make.. (call cost is $8.50/minute)"
fractal geometry; the inner most limits of mind altering abuse
Fantasy
http://seventhchronicle.com
Z = Z2 + C1/r = 1/0 = infinity
Barrels
www.barrelman.com.au
VW Workshop - aircooledgarage.com.au
allcooled.com.au
can you tell me again how to jump start this car with a rope around the wheel?
Keeping it real !
... I NEED HELP! I gave this lovely old lady a lift on the side of the road and now shes in the back of my beetle with her ankles through the straps on the pillars!!! Ive rebuilt the motor TWICE but she still thinks im just checking the tappets! (undies fly out window) OH MY GOD!!! IVE ONLY SEEN UNDIES LIKE THAT ON RETIREMENT HOME CLOTHES LINES!!! IVE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE! (CLUNK!)
[ Edited on 4-7-06 by Alex Holzl ]
Is that George Michael ... yeah you booked me earlier, Im outside now.
Loves a lolcat
i've overheated and out of water again....damn subaru conversion!:P
Hi, yeah, can you tell me the firing order for my bug?
PS, ugly wheels or what
I feel like shiz, can u help me?
(ô_!_/ô) (ô_!_/ô)
69' baja: kombi box, thing spindles, irs, disc front, type 3 rear drums, 2 inch lift kit, 31x10 rears. 👍
New engine in process: 94mm p&bs, 74mm C/w chomol Crank, 35.5x39 SP heads, turbo. Wierd combo, hopeful torque monsta!
Hi....yeah look, I'm on my way over to pick up those new wheels 'cos I just can't stand these ugly &@$%ers any longer, and now the %@&*ing car has conked out!!!
How much longer are you open 'cos I have to do this TODAY!
(Steve you beat me to the wheels comment.)
[ Edited on 4-7-2006 by 65busser ]
THAT CAR IS STILL LOOKING AT ME WITH ITS MOUTH OPEN
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ren were out of fuel and the car wont start and you wound the window down to far and it wont go back up(these events all happened to me and ren yesterday):cussing
A candy coloured clown they called the sandman tip toes through my room every night just to sprinkle stardust on my pillow go to sleep everything will be allright
1967 Type 3 square
1956 double door panel
1968 single cab kombi
