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bugeyedbabe Wheres her VW heart on her sleeve

3,945 posts · joined Jan 2005 ·

#520651
singing is news... being a eunuch, not news...just upseting

poor baby...😘
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷

Volkswagenboy Staggers Automotive.

2,437 posts · joined Jul 2005 ·

#520652
Eunuch?
What the hell is eunuch?
Can somebody please tell me what eunuch is??
-Staggers.
STAGGERS AUTOMOTIVE - Heavy Vehicle Diesel Specialist
JB CUSTOMS & CLASSICS - Car Builders
2/53 Tradelink Drive, Browns Plains

Boozer Demented But Determined

1,999 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#520661
😂😂😂 I'm enjoying this...he's freaking out!
THe MC Bat Commander's motto: "Never do now, what you could do for 24 hours straight, all night, the night before."

bugeyedbabe Wheres her VW heart on her sleeve

3,945 posts · joined Jan 2005 ·

#520665
u really dont know??

there the guy who were castrated so the sultans of old could have them guard their 'harem' without fear that a guard would have sex with one of the lovely ladies...

was actually considered a great honor to becoem one...as u had sacrificed much for ur master/leader/emperia/sultan
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷

bugeyedbabe Wheres her VW heart on her sleeve

3,945 posts · joined Jan 2005 ·

#520666
this write up might help further ur education:

A eunuch is a castrated human male -- that is, a man who has had his testicles removed. The term eunuch can also refer to a man whose penis and testicles have been removed, or even to one who has had only his penis cut off. But while all of these conditions can be referred to as Castration, a man is not a true eunuch as long as his testicles remain intact. As long as the testes function, his body will continue to produce testosterone as well as sperm and he will still (theoretically) be capable of fathering children. In short, a eunuch might be able to get an erection, but he will never be able to reproduce.
The word eunuch comes from the Greek word "eunouchos" and the Latin word "eunuchus" -- both meaning "keeper of the bedchamber". And while the word may have originally referred to a person filling this specific career description, the more relevant concept contained within the word is "one who can be trusted to watch over the inner household". Or more to the point, a male servant who won't let anyone (including himself) knock up your wife and daughter while you're away.



cheers
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷

h fractals - an ever changing lifestyle

7,671 posts · joined Feb 2005 ·

#520667
why did i read this thread.. ouch!
fractal geometry; the inner most limits of mind altering abuse

Fantasy http://seventhchronicle.com

Z = Z2 + C1/r = 1/0 = infinity

Barrels www.barrelman.com.au

VW Workshop - aircooledgarage.com.au
allcooled.com.au

bugeyedbabe Wheres her VW heart on her sleeve

3,945 posts · joined Jan 2005 ·

#520668
this write up might help further ur education:

A eunuch is a castrated human male -- that is, a man who has had his testicles removed. The term eunuch can also refer to a man whose penis and testicles have been removed, or even to one who has had only his penis cut off. But while all of these conditions can be referred to as Castration, a man is not a true eunuch as long as his testicles remain intact. As long as the testes function, his body will continue to produce testosterone as well as sperm and he will still (theoretically) be capable of fathering children. In short, a eunuch might be able to get an erection, but he will never be able to reproduce.
The word eunuch comes from the Greek word "eunouchos" and the Latin word "eunuchus" -- both meaning "keeper of the bedchamber". And while the word may have originally referred to a person filling this specific career description, the more relevant concept contained within the word is "one who can be trusted to watch over the inner household". Or more to the point, a male servant who won't let anyone (including himself) knock up your wife and daughter while you're away.



cheers
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷

Boozer Demented But Determined

1,999 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#520669
so now you know what Captain Jack's talking about in Pirate of the Carribean 1 and 2.
THe MC Bat Commander's motto: "Never do now, what you could do for 24 hours straight, all night, the night before."

Volkswagenboy Staggers Automotive.

2,437 posts · joined Jul 2005 ·

#520670
*Cringes in fear*
-Staggers.
STAGGERS AUTOMOTIVE - Heavy Vehicle Diesel Specialist
JB CUSTOMS & CLASSICS - Car Builders
2/53 Tradelink Drive, Browns Plains

Volkswagenboy Staggers Automotive.

2,437 posts · joined Jul 2005 ·

#520671
Pirates of the what?
-Staggers.
STAGGERS AUTOMOTIVE - Heavy Vehicle Diesel Specialist
JB CUSTOMS & CLASSICS - Car Builders
2/53 Tradelink Drive, Browns Plains

bugeyedbabe Wheres her VW heart on her sleeve

3,945 posts · joined Jan 2005 ·

#520672
and ur also prolly holding ur penis and balls...rubbing them... silently saying...."it's ok (penis petname)..i promise not to do that to u...promise..."

😁
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷

Boozer Demented But Determined

1,999 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#520676
Volkswagenboy wrote:Pirates of the what?
-Staggers.
Coffeebean...Caribbean.
THe MC Bat Commander's motto: "Never do now, what you could do for 24 hours straight, all night, the night before."

Volkswagenboy Staggers Automotive.

2,437 posts · joined Jul 2005 ·

#520680
Oh bugger this isn't BA!!
Dang I shouldn't have said that.
-Staggers.
STAGGERS AUTOMOTIVE - Heavy Vehicle Diesel Specialist
JB CUSTOMS & CLASSICS - Car Builders
2/53 Tradelink Drive, Browns Plains

Boozer Demented But Determined

1,999 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#520683
Volkswagenboy wrote:Oh bugger this isn't BA!!
Dang I shouldn't have said that.
-Staggers.
too late. it's been recorded for all time. you're in trouble now.:P
THe MC Bat Commander's motto: "Never do now, what you could do for 24 hours straight, all night, the night before."

Boozer Demented But Determined

1,999 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#520684
Volkswagenboy wrote:Well I'm rubbing them, but only because I like it.
Oh by the way, mine doesn't have a name... A penis like mine is just known by all as the great one!
-Staggers.
the great dissapointment?:P:P:P😂😂😂
THe MC Bat Commander's motto: "Never do now, what you could do for 24 hours straight, all night, the night before."

bugeyedbabe Wheres her VW heart on her sleeve

3,945 posts · joined Jan 2005 ·

#520699
more like...what the...?
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷

squizy Thinking about another dub...maybe

4,082 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#520700
Happy Birthday Chris for Sunday. Now that you've got the drinking milestone in reach, how long 'til puberty?

h fractals - an ever changing lifestyle

7,671 posts · joined Feb 2005 ·

#520701
yeah BA this thread.. now that would be an interesting senario as the author cant access it.. haha
fractal geometry; the inner most limits of mind altering abuse

Fantasy http://seventhchronicle.com

Z = Z2 + C1/r = 1/0 = infinity

Barrels www.barrelman.com.au

VW Workshop - aircooledgarage.com.au
allcooled.com.au

bajachris88 The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 6

6,661 posts · joined Apr 2005 ·

#520769
send it to BA on sunday arvo, at least i would be able to access it :P.

btw brenton, u do realise u were speaking in a european accent saturday night too?

give it another 20 yrs squizy, and puberty will hopefully be reached 😂 at the moment i'm a coaky voiced, hairy, 'big' boy HAHA!.... i feal so premature 😂
(ô_!_/ô) (ô_!_/ô)
69' baja: kombi box, thing spindles, irs, disc front, type 3 rear drums, 2 inch lift kit, 31x10 rears. 👍
New engine in process: 94mm p&bs, 74mm C/w chomol Crank, 35.5x39 SP heads, turbo. Wierd combo, hopeful torque monsta!

bajachris88 The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 6

6,661 posts · joined Apr 2005 ·

#520771
btw, boozer, ur a champ 😂 👍
(ô_!_/ô) (ô_!_/ô)
69' baja: kombi box, thing spindles, irs, disc front, type 3 rear drums, 2 inch lift kit, 31x10 rears. 👍
New engine in process: 94mm p&bs, 74mm C/w chomol Crank, 35.5x39 SP heads, turbo. Wierd combo, hopeful torque monsta!

ang3lsholocaust Custom Title Time!

1,014 posts · joined Feb 2006 ·

#520776
bugeyedbabe wrote:edith is a bit 'dodgy' at the moment...

we think i picked up dodgy fuel...or its got to do with a nice new hole i have in the carby...jace says..dodgy fuel, clogged points...clogged plugs....either way...he's getting the call to come fix it...:P

thing is...all the way there she was wonderful...all the way home she was great....next morning...she was a bit under the weather...like her mum...

we use mostly autoquote for the invoiicing, arnie for some parts of transfers or data...and payroll...forget the program...
donna i feel ur pain..mine ran like the biggest pile of shit ever..was freaking out something cronic..damm little dodgy fuel stations :cry:vader

bugbrained Officially Full-On Dubber

368 posts · joined Apr 2006 ·

#520980
pretends i didnt continue reading this post lmaoooo🤪

bajachris88 The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 6

6,661 posts · joined Apr 2005 ·

#520983
run away jeff.... as far as u can.... we are possessed fruit loops... kelloggs is looking at a big law suit
(ô_!_/ô) (ô_!_/ô)
69' baja: kombi box, thing spindles, irs, disc front, type 3 rear drums, 2 inch lift kit, 31x10 rears. 👍
New engine in process: 94mm p&bs, 74mm C/w chomol Crank, 35.5x39 SP heads, turbo. Wierd combo, hopeful torque monsta!

Boozer Demented But Determined

1,999 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#520985
bajachris88 wrote:btw, boozer, ur a champ 😂 👍
thanks dude.:thumb I work hard to be the hobo I am.
THe MC Bat Commander's motto: "Never do now, what you could do for 24 hours straight, all night, the night before."

bugbrained Officially Full-On Dubber

368 posts · joined Apr 2006 ·

#520992
brb need beers :beer

ColumBUS Hail To The Bus Driver!

3,601 posts · joined Sep 2004 ·

#521202
A big Cuddle and a kiss for you on your birthday Donna! Maybe Amazer will turn up on your doorstep with a basket of Tic Tacs and big sloppy kiss for you!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DONNA!!!

:birthday

Fish and Ash x

amazeer Bishop of Volkswagenism

3,029 posts · joined Nov 2005 ·

#521264
I dunno if I could stretch a sloppy kiss, but i'd totally be up to slobbering a cheek. Only I'm afraid my saliva has gone from "will deliver to all mainland states" to "pick up only". Last night I discovered how much fun I had at valla. I tried to withdraw money for karting and found the VISA is maxxed out.

bajachris88 The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 6

6,661 posts · joined Apr 2005 ·

#521307
Holy shiggas!WHAT U SPEND IT ON CHRIS!!!
(ô_!_/ô) (ô_!_/ô)
69' baja: kombi box, thing spindles, irs, disc front, type 3 rear drums, 2 inch lift kit, 31x10 rears. 👍
New engine in process: 94mm p&bs, 74mm C/w chomol Crank, 35.5x39 SP heads, turbo. Wierd combo, hopeful torque monsta!

amazeer Bishop of Volkswagenism

3,029 posts · joined Nov 2005 ·

#521347
good question. I didnt buy food, I didnt buy at swap nor auction.... leaves just tic tacs and alkyhol.

h fractals - an ever changing lifestyle

7,671 posts · joined Feb 2005 ·

#521352
at that you did, or ur mrs spent whilst you were away conserving money..
fractal geometry; the inner most limits of mind altering abuse

Fantasy http://seventhchronicle.com

Z = Z2 + C1/r = 1/0 = infinity

Barrels www.barrelman.com.au

VW Workshop - aircooledgarage.com.au
allcooled.com.au