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pangalactic Seriously Crusin Dubber

123 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#579843
Is it just me or does this forum have an over-representation of people named 'Chris', I am personally finding it fascinating, nothing to get allarmed about, just be concerned, thats all...

cheers
Chris

Takhoal Seriously Crusin Dubber

144 posts · joined May 2006 ·

#579845
they're swarming, lock and load...........

pangalactic Seriously Crusin Dubber

123 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#579847
you cant kill them, they just break up into little pieces that multiply, like terminator2, come to think of it i think that cyborg was also called chris.

cheers,
Chris

CAFFINEPUSHERMAN bandito di culo

1,609 posts · joined May 2005 ·

#579850
i just use the name chris cause it rolls off the tounge better than juan "dirty" sanchez
A candy coloured clown they called the sandman tip toes through my room every night just to sprinkle stardust on my pillow go to sleep everything will be allright
1967 Type 3 square
1956 double door panel
1968 single cab kombi

Takhoal Seriously Crusin Dubber

144 posts · joined May 2006 ·

#579854
dirty sanchez....... now thats a name not to be sniffled at!

that name always reminds me of tequila, stogies and a transexual hooker named Giselle. ( she could have been chris once also!......... )

pangalactic Seriously Crusin Dubber

123 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#579855
Its also a good name if you want to have a sex change op, dont need to change your name on yur drivers license. only down side is that once i wanted a career as a dictator and lay waste to nations but the name 'chris the impaler' didnt really strike fear in the hearts of the peasants, but it sure got my wife excited though!

'chris the impaler'

pangalactic Seriously Crusin Dubber

123 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#579860
You wouldt be the same 'dirty sanchez' that makes those adult movies by any chance?
ive got a mate who's a copper and he reckons it might be because if you go into a witness relocation program 'chris' is the only name available on the paperwork, something to do with printing costs and stationary cutbacks. go figure!

'chris the impaler' aka tony mokbel

[ Edited on 20-3-2007 by pangalactic ]

h fractals - an ever changing lifestyle

7,671 posts · joined Feb 2005 ·

#579861
yeah i noticed that too, thats why i changed my name to paul for this forum so another chris was not to be seen on here.. hehe
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pangalactic Seriously Crusin Dubber

123 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#579864
Mate, dont be embarrased by being a chris, youve got to embrace it!, come out of the shadows brother!

'chris the impaler' aka tony mokbel'

h fractals - an ever changing lifestyle

7,671 posts · joined Feb 2005 ·

#579874
but i like lurking.. 🤓
fractal geometry; the inner most limits of mind altering abuse

Fantasy http://seventhchronicle.com

Z = Z2 + C1/r = 1/0 = infinity

Barrels www.barrelman.com.au

VW Workshop - aircooledgarage.com.au
allcooled.com.au

remm340912 Officially Full-On Dubber

204 posts · joined Jan 2007 ·

#579997
if there are that many chris' then technically they could be considered a corporation. I think we need to discuss a possible tax levy! 🙂

crewcabconnection Being Sid James

1,922 posts · joined Apr 2003 ·

#580003
all conceived to the the dulset tones of "woman in red" no doubt.
Loves a lolcat

squizy Thinking about another dub...maybe

4,082 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#580019
I heard Kris Kristoferson lurks on here too.

rupewrecht Officially Full-On Dubber

258 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#580193
Chris's are common, that's all. Like plain white bread. Or beige.

😂
64 Beetle. Like a beaten up 70's speedboat.

pangalactic Seriously Crusin Dubber

123 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#580201
dont forget cris cringle, :tree

pangalactic Seriously Crusin Dubber

123 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#580209
This is the most obvious conclusion i could come up with,

below is the ranking for the name Christopher as a % of pop. for the last 120 odd years, the highest ranking was 3.528% in 1984, during the same year Kris Kristofferson released the movie Flashpoint (1984), which, incidently was a shit movie, as a result people shagged alot more instead of going out to the pictures. THis resulted in a surplus of noisy , smelly kids around the place, which annoyed the hell out of the parents. As the parents were pissed off (no baby bonus or LCD tvs in 1984) they named theyre kids after the lead actor in the movie they hated the most, yep you guessed it Christopher. This surplus of neglected, hated kids called christopher became dysfuntional and spent all their time tinkering with vw's as a means of escape. case closed.

Year Rank Pop %
1880 #139 98 0.09%
1881 #173 68 0.07%
1882 #153 90 0.08%
1883 #144 89 0.09%
1884 #196 68 0.06%
1885 #183 71 0.07%
1886 #201 66 0.06%
1887 #205 56 0.06%
1888 #188 79 0.07%
1889 #187 71 0.06%
1890 #201 66 0.06%
1891 #194 64 0.06%
1892 #159 101 0.08%
1893 #157 93 0.08%
1894 #202 72 0.06%
1895 #227 60 0.05%
1896 #206 73 0.06%
1897 #226 58 0.05%
1898 #277 43 0.04%
1899 #259 42 0.04%
1900 #276 56 0.04%
1901 #297 35 0.03%
1902 #270 49 0.04%
1903 #256 51 0.04%
1904 #289 44 0.03%
1905 #280 50 0.04%
1906 #279 51 0.04%
1907 #295 52 0.04%
1908 #300 53 0.04%
1909 #326 50 0.03%
1910 #291 71 0.04%
1911 #289 83 0.04%
1912 #288 152 0.04%
1913 #320 159 0.03%
1914 #321 203 0.03%
1915 #337 244 0.03%
1916 #331 261 0.03%
1917 #338 264 0.03%
1918 #349 274 0.03%
1919 #346 270 0.03%
1920 #338 297 0.03%
1921 #351 288 0.03%
1922 #331 307 0.03%
1923 #337 299 0.03%
1924 #336 297 0.03%
1925 #348 284 0.03%
1926 #346 277 0.03%
1927 #337 289 0.03%
1928 #349 265 0.03%
1929 #330 281 0.03%
1930 #340 268 0.03%
1931 #357 242 0.02%
1932 #350 249 0.02%
1933 #376 208 0.02%
1934 #327 273 0.03%
1935 #330 273 0.03%
1936 #323 277 0.03%
1937 #312 294 0.03%
1938 #310 313 0.03%
1939 #292 358 0.03%
1940 #241 500 0.04%
1941 #214 623 0.05%
1942 #195 809 0.06%
1943 #184 890 0.06%
1944 #169 1011 0.08%
1945 #160 1142 0.09%
1946 #149 1620 0.10%
1947 #125 2290 0.13%
1948 #102 3089 0.18%
1949 #80 4082 0.24%
1950 #66 5015 0.29%
1951 #57 5935 0.32%
1952 #54 6594 0.35%
1953 #61 6343 0.33%
1954 #60 6364 0.32%
1955 #48 8245 0.41%
1956 #46 8676 0.42%
1957 #43 9222 0.44%
1958 #39 11256 0.54%
1959 #35 13029 0.63%
1960 #29 15464 0.74%
1961 #26 17309 0.84%
1962 #26 17582 0.87%
1963 #26 18423 0.93%
1964 #23 19694 1.02%
1965 #18 24708 1.37%
1966 #12 27884 1.61%
1967 #9 29463 1.74%
1968 #9 31512 1.87%
1969 #7 35762 2.07%
1970 #6 41797 2.34%
1971 #6 48244 2.85%
1972 #2 52227 3.37%
1973 #2 48340 3.26%
1974 #3 48587 3.25%
1975 #3 46562 3.15%
1976 #3 45211 3.05%
1977 #3 46736 3.01%
1978 #3 47235 3.05%
1979 #2 50702 3.12%
1980 #2 49108 2.92%
1981 #2 50265 2.98%
1982 #2 59244 3.46%
1983 #2 59370 3.51%
1984 #2 60030 3.53%
1985 #2 59667 3.43%
1986 #2 56789 3.29%
1987 #2 54585 3.12%
1988 #2 53103 2.98%
1989 #2 53309 2.87%
1990 #2 52414 2.76%
1991 #2 47209 2.53%
1992 #2 42529 2.32%
1993 #2 38307 2.14%
1994 #2 34884 1.98%
1995 #3 32757 1.89%
1996 #4 31000 1.81%
1997 #4 29212 1.72%
1998 #5 27103 1.58%
1999 #5 25697 1.50%
2000 #5 24969 1.44%
2001 #5 23154 1.35%
2002 #8 21686 1.28%
2003 #9 20717 1.20%
2004 #10 19400 1.14%
2005 #9 18871 1.11%

oval TOFU Bitte, ein Bit!

2,946 posts · joined Jul 2003 ·

#580220
pangalactic wrote:This is the most obvious conclusion i could come up with,

below is the ranking for the name Christopher as a % of pop. for the last 120 odd years, the highest ranking was 3.528% in 1984, during the same year Kris Kristofferson released the movie Flashpoint (1984), which, incidently was a shit movie, as a result people shagged alot more instead of going out to the pictures. THis resulted in a surplus of noisy , smelly kids around the place, which annoyed the hell out of the parents. As the parents were pissed off (no baby bonus or LCD tvs in 1984) they named theyre kids after the lead actor in the movie they hated the most, yep you guessed it Christopher. This surplus of neglected, hated kids called christopher became dysfuntional and spent all their time tinkering with vw's as a means of escape. case closed.

Year Rank Pop %
1880 #139 98 0.09%
1881 #173 68 0.07%
1882 #153 90 0.08%
1883 #144 89 0.09%
1884 #196 68 0.06%
1885 #183 71 0.07%
1886 #201 66 0.06%
1887 #205 56 0.06%
1888 #188 79 0.07%
1889 #187 71 0.06%
1890 #201 66 0.06%
1891 #194 64 0.06%
1892 #159 101 0.08%
1893 #157 93 0.08%
1894 #202 72 0.06%
1895 #227 60 0.05%
1896 #206 73 0.06%
1897 #226 58 0.05%
1898 #277 43 0.04%
1899 #259 42 0.04%
1900 #276 56 0.04%
1901 #297 35 0.03%
1902 #270 49 0.04%
1903 #256 51 0.04%
1904 #289 44 0.03%
1905 #280 50 0.04%
1906 #279 51 0.04%
1907 #295 52 0.04%
1908 #300 53 0.04%
1909 #326 50 0.03%
1910 #291 71 0.04%
1911 #289 83 0.04%
1912 #288 152 0.04%
1913 #320 159 0.03%
1914 #321 203 0.03%
1915 #337 244 0.03%
1916 #331 261 0.03%
1917 #338 264 0.03%
1918 #349 274 0.03%
1919 #346 270 0.03%
1920 #338 297 0.03%
1921 #351 288 0.03%
1922 #331 307 0.03%
1923 #337 299 0.03%
1924 #336 297 0.03%
1925 #348 284 0.03%
1926 #346 277 0.03%
1927 #337 289 0.03%
1928 #349 265 0.03%
1929 #330 281 0.03%
1930 #340 268 0.03%
1931 #357 242 0.02%
1932 #350 249 0.02%
1933 #376 208 0.02%
1934 #327 273 0.03%
1935 #330 273 0.03%
1936 #323 277 0.03%
1937 #312 294 0.03%
1938 #310 313 0.03%
1939 #292 358 0.03%
1940 #241 500 0.04%
1941 #214 623 0.05%
1942 #195 809 0.06%
1943 #184 890 0.06%
1944 #169 1011 0.08%
1945 #160 1142 0.09%
1946 #149 1620 0.10%
1947 #125 2290 0.13%
1948 #102 3089 0.18%
1949 #80 4082 0.24%
1950 #66 5015 0.29%
1951 #57 5935 0.32%
1952 #54 6594 0.35%
1953 #61 6343 0.33%
1954 #60 6364 0.32%
1955 #48 8245 0.41%
1956 #46 8676 0.42%
1957 #43 9222 0.44%
1958 #39 11256 0.54%
1959 #35 13029 0.63%
1960 #29 15464 0.74%
1961 #26 17309 0.84%
1962 #26 17582 0.87%
1963 #26 18423 0.93%
1964 #23 19694 1.02%
1965 #18 24708 1.37%
1966 #12 27884 1.61%
1967 #9 29463 1.74%
1968 #9 31512 1.87%
1969 #7 35762 2.07%
1970 #6 41797 2.34%
1971 #6 48244 2.85%
1972 #2 52227 3.37%
1973 #2 48340 3.26%
1974 #3 48587 3.25%
1975 #3 46562 3.15%
1976 #3 45211 3.05%
1977 #3 46736 3.01%
1978 #3 47235 3.05%
1979 #2 50702 3.12%
1980 #2 49108 2.92%
1981 #2 50265 2.98%
1982 #2 59244 3.46%
1983 #2 59370 3.51%
1984 #2 60030 3.53%
1985 #2 59667 3.43%
1986 #2 56789 3.29%
1987 #2 54585 3.12%
1988 #2 53103 2.98%
1989 #2 53309 2.87%
1990 #2 52414 2.76%
1991 #2 47209 2.53%
1992 #2 42529 2.32%
1993 #2 38307 2.14%
1994 #2 34884 1.98%
1995 #3 32757 1.89%
1996 #4 31000 1.81%
1997 #4 29212 1.72%
1998 #5 27103 1.58%
1999 #5 25697 1.50%
2000 #5 24969 1.44%
2001 #5 23154 1.35%
2002 #8 21686 1.28%
2003 #9 20717 1.20%
2004 #10 19400 1.14%
2005 #9 18871 1.11%
My cat's breath smells like cat food...

Hey Dirty Sanchez, you wouldn't play the rusty trombone by any chance would you?
...and Robert's ya father's brother...

pangalactic Seriously Crusin Dubber

123 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#580222
my dogs breath smells like his butt!

oval TOFU Bitte, ein Bit!

2,946 posts · joined Jul 2003 ·

#580224
wtf are you getting so close to either or both?
...and Robert's ya father's brother...

pangalactic Seriously Crusin Dubber

123 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#580233
ive got a cold and it seems to clear the sinuses

Takhoal Seriously Crusin Dubber

144 posts · joined May 2006 ·

#580241
dirty dog sanchez