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h fractals - an ever changing lifestyle

7,671 posts · joined Feb 2005 ·

#677957
well as we speak top gear oz is on n what a fookin wanker the pommie git is who just dissed the kombi BIG TIME!
what an absolute heap of shite exuse for a human n the lead host dissin wasnt much better..
typical wankers who have no idea what style n practicality is..
i'll keep watchin now for more dissin.. 😬
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byronmcmanus59 Seriously Crusin Dubber

199 posts · joined Apr 2008 ·

#677958
yeah and their 'proudly brought to us by VW'...

makes real sense bagging such an iconic car out when there sponsered by the company that brought it to us...

Joel Now containing 100\% E-Wang

9,368 posts · joined Feb 2006 ·

#677961
he was up beetles last week
hes just trying to be an exact copy of james may who also hates vws

13bwagon Officially Full-On Dubber

316 posts · joined Nov 2006 ·

#677962
hehehehe
i seen this coming when watching
man that new kombi did look like a sack of shite
go the bug 🙂
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h fractals - an ever changing lifestyle

7,671 posts · joined Feb 2005 ·

#678005
Brian wrote:swift and shift

Very Funny🙅😵‍💫😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
tonight was gold! 👍
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vw_scene_kid Casual Dubber

25 posts · joined Jun 2008 ·

#678114
why were the peepz bagging out the kombi like wtf!!!
vw sponsor them and those pics have been out or years like theres even clips on youtube about it.
if i was vw i wouldnt even sponsor them especcially after last night

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pete wood 23 Windows of Awesome

6,828 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#678123
In all the people I know who've owned or had anything to do with kombis, only one or two didn't like them. Unfortunately I'm married to one of them. 😢

But I digress.

How is it that in the last two weeks or so the show has featured six or seven completely useless and unaffordable mercs, bimmers and audis, but given one german workhorse that more Aussie have owned than have had trips to the dentist and they think it's a good idea to right it off as useless?

Sure old kombis are old and slow, but so are HK holdens. 2 weeks ago a standard 4 cyl camry wagon beat said holden (albiet somewhat worked too) over the quarter and they didn't diss it. Good on James Morrison for getting up them about kombis. They've gone down in my estimations by some distance.
And what is it with the star in a bog standard car thingo? Almost everyone they've had so far has been a full on petrolhead with motorsport experience. Of course James Morrison can drive fast, he owns an Aston Martin for crying out loud. I've been waiting for the show to get better, but I might not wait much longer. Alby Mangles did a better job of driving from the desert to the coast than they did and the background shots of one of them doing no.2s were just unneeded. The jokes are fake, the driving is boring, the cars are completely boring and the personalities...oh, sorry, there aren't any. The rubber snake prank was the highpoint of last night's show.

One word describes the whole thing. SOFT! 👎

More hooning, real cars, decent challenges and proper personalities is what they need. But I'm not holding breath...and believe me, I wanted to see it succeed more than anyone. Otherwise SBS, it's time to activate the ejector seat and get Clarkson and the boys back. At least they are real.
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Sioux Seriously Crusin Dubber

178 posts · joined Jan 2007 ·

#678805
UK topgear series 12 started airing last week, bugger waiting for SBS to air it !


you can get it here, usually is available 4-5 hours after it aires in the UK.

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Stanley I guess the reward is in the doing of it

4,523 posts · joined Mar 2003 ·

#679151
Thought I'g give it another go (after managing 10mins of the first episode) considering they were testing a golf.

Still rubbish

Taz Devil King of scrapped knuckles

117 posts · joined Feb 2007 ·

#679205
Greg Murphy and James Courtney in Dato 1200s would be bloody hilarious.......😂

They need to get rid of that "What were they thinking" segment. That is just crap!😠

Must admit at least they don't talk over each other as much. Must admit the crowd last night was pretty big though.

UK Topgear is back on, on 24 Nov!!!!😎 BRING ON 24 NOV!!!!
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1303Steve Scirocco Rare

8,650 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#685694
Hi

Looks like James Morrison is the new host for Top Gear in 2009. He's a major rev head and used to own a spliity to carry his gear around.

Charlie Cox got the punt.

Ive heard John Cadogan from Wheels magazine on the radio and I reckon he would be really good on TGA.

Steve

squizy Thinking about another dub...maybe

4,082 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#685706
Why don't they give Skaife a jersey. He's looking for work, and can drive a little.

toplessbug Fahrvergnugen

879 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#685789
1303Steve wrote:Hi

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Charlie Cox got the punt.



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squizy Thinking about another dub...maybe

4,082 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#711763
squizy wrote:Why don't they give Skaife a jersey. He's looking for work, and can drive a little.
Thought I'd dig this thread back out because
a/ I'm a genius (see above) and
b/ reckon the Aussie show is still shit, although better than the first season, and
c/ want to take dibs that the Aussie Stig is either Mark Skaife or Alan Jones.

trickysimon 100km/h is only 9 seconds away

1,473 posts · joined Dec 2007 ·

#711765
I've seen better episodes of playschool 👎

1303Steve Scirocco Rare

8,650 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#711778
Hi

I thought it was huge improvement over last season, Warren Brown has really lifted his game, James Morrison was very good, the other bloke has improved as well.

When James Morrison was a guest last season, he said he used to own a Kombi, gotta give him points for that

Ive heard that the Stig is that Bargwarner bloke.

Steve

Sides Veteran Volks Folk

2,220 posts · joined May 2007 ·

#711782
Yeah, I thought tonite was pretty good... James Morrison is a MASSIVE improvement over Charlie Cox.

I reckon Steve's got a point on who the Stig is... height is about right for it to be Bargwanna.

Best part of the show - the look on Skaifey's fast when he was told that first time - he was ready to go him I reckon !!!
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Brian Officially Full-On Dubber

263 posts · joined Jun 2007 ·

#711784
I am glad Charlie is gone😂

But I don't like the practiced jokes ,
we need some Aussie wit not the copied pommy stuff

Joel Now containing 100\% E-Wang

9,368 posts · joined Feb 2006 ·

#711787
abit better now old mullet hairs gone but still shite
u cant reproduce pommy gags in aus and expect it to work

be interesting to see if it makes season 3

beetleboyjeff Custom Title Time!

1,790 posts · joined Feb 2009 ·

#711790
I must say, I rather enjoyed it.
From your ole' mate Jeff

volumex Officially Full-On Dubber

389 posts · joined Jul 2005 ·

#711792
Wazza has always been ok in my book. Morrison sounded like an ad voiceover when testing that Evo, but he relaxed a fair bit towards the end. What it need to finish off the presenters lineup is to hold Steve underwater until he stops kicking. His replacement can be anyone who hasn't got a voice like an ADHD 5-y-o with severe nasal congestion.

Yogie Moderator Custom Title Time!

1,608 posts · joined Jun 2003 ·

#711815
The Steve character is trying less to be like Hammond now but he is still annoying. This was the first episode I have watched since the 2nd one of the 1st season. I doubt I will watch again until they start doing things that are not based on what the pommie version has done and done better.

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Mick058 Custom Title Time!

1,580 posts · joined Jan 2008 ·

#711816
i thought it was much better - i enjoyed it enough - it may not compare to the 'best' Top Gear episodes, but some of the pomme episodes aren't that exciting at times.

Best bits of show, the 'What were they thinking bit' - frig i thought, you idiots - you didn't keep it did you!!!

And im with Sides SKAIFEY's face - what a sore loser! Even though he actually won, geez the guy was ready to massacre the place - take it easy Skaifey!
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h fractals - an ever changing lifestyle

7,671 posts · joined Feb 2005 ·

#711820
James Morrison = legend; so how could they go wrong with that choice..
the other 2 have settled in better and carried the show, though at times i cringed at the attempt at humor
but overall is was watchable and so way better than with that other wayne kerr who got the punt..
Hooray for common sense..
now all jimmy needs to do is roll up in a bus and stick it to em..
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Camo Custom Title Time!

1,936 posts · joined Oct 2007 ·

#711823
Question (sort of). If the guy that got kicked off was sort of taking the part of Jeremy Clarkson (main man), who is doing the job now ????

Also, I think the Stig might be Russell Ingal. The way he stood with his arms crossed looked exactly like Russell on the Super Cheap Auto adds.

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Jay_1965vw Chatting Babe

1,429 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#711859
I was much more impressed with last nights episode. I haven't watched any since episode 3 of last season. When they started talking about putting kombis on a bonfire was when I switched off.
I thought clobbering the 'What were they thinking' board with the lamo shark repellant mini was a great idea 😂
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ash1965 Commited Dubber

72 posts · joined Feb 2007 ·

#712023
Just got back from the shooting of episode 5 and they are getting better. They feature a low light bay camper in one of their challenges (which James Morrison very obviously likes), so worth catching the episode for that reason alone. It will screen on Monday June 8th.

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