We all know the expression; a fool & his money are soon parted.
How does the fool get the money???
Well my friends are gone & my hair is grey, I ache in the places where I used to play.
theory 1: Knowledge = Power
theory 2: Time = money
now most of you will know that work/time = power
so since knowledge = power and time = money, we have work/money = knowledge.
so solving the equation through for money, we get work/knowledge = money.
therefore, as knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity, independent of the work done.
so... the less you know the more you make.:P
How deep would the ocean be if sponges didn't live in it ?😀
lol if you assume you make an "ass" out of "u" and "me"
i hate that saying :bounce
Founding member of the C'town Rat-Pack
if you were running in a race and you passed the person coming second, what position would you be in now.???
Ha ha ,, second ya big lummox. cheers.
Drink and drive your a bloody idiot!!! make it home you'r a legend !!!!
He who laughs last....had to have the joke explained....😎
Well my friends are gone & my hair is grey, I ache in the places where I used to play.
crime is a thought one in which can only be contemplated by a mere free man.......
????? arent they all free b4 they do the crime and then the time ????
Founding member of the C'town Rat-Pack
If you can lay on the floor without holding on, then you have obviously not had enough to drink.:beer:beer:beer
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they make it stick to the frypan?
Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy doesn't try it on.
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
If you are traveling in a car at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
I'll try it and get back to you no slow.
How do you stop reoffenders?
- don't re-elect them of course. Simple.
Bronze.
Rathmines, Lake Macquarie, NSW.
How does the man who drives the snow scraper get to work in the morning?
What was the highest mountain in the world before Everest was discovered??
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
If at first you don't succeed, then parachuting is not for you!:jesus
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards!
Beauty is only skin deep......
But ugly goes right down to the bone...
😎
Well my friends are gone & my hair is grey, I ache in the places where I used to play.
" always use the right tool for the job"
"something worth doing is worth doing well"
"you get what you pay for"
" good work isnt cheap and cheap work isnt good"
"never drive faster than your angels can fly"
marcel
harve your standards and double your pick up rate.
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
if at first you dont succeed destroy all evidence you ever tried
Founding member of the C'town Rat-Pack
If you think that your boss doesn't think that you exist, try not turning up for work.
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
If you don't do it properly, you can get to the pub sooner :beer
1959 red & white Beetle
1975 Kombi camper
The early bird gets the worm, but a sloth never gets suck into a jet turbine.
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs
How did they measure hailstones before they invented golf balls???
Well my friends are gone & my hair is grey, I ache in the places where I used to play.
With cricket balls!
Rob......
Boxer Power
Member of DMLRK.....Die Mittler Lebuns Resto Komeradschaft
Annoying thought of the day ...
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
😎:o🙁😠😀😉:P:kiss
¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.-> Keepin' it Real !!
Do not overtake unless safe ?!?!
Why can't you get mouse flavoured cat food???😉
Well my friends are gone & my hair is grey, I ache in the places where I used to play.
Annoying saying,
It's not whether you win or loose, it's how you play the game.
What a crock. Would you bother to play if you knew beforehand you would loose??
Define "Friendly competition"...........😎
Well my friends are gone & my hair is grey, I ache in the places where I used to play.
What's the best thing before sliced bread?
If they always find the Black box after a plane crash, why don't they make the plane out of the same stuff as the black box?
Why do people say things like "Would you like desert AT ALL"? I always reply, "No, I'd like desert a little bit..."
[Edited on 28-8-2003 by Oasis]
"Tell him 'We've already got one'"
