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amazeer Bishop of Volkswagenism

3,029 posts · joined Nov 2005 ·

#712298
foxy_fuchsia wrote:And Dubb61 and Anthiron that is pretty funny, but quite the opposite, I'm pretty much a gym junkie you could say 😉
What does that prove? Plenty of unattractive women and men at the gym I go to.

Phil74Camper Head in the Clouds

2,703 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#712300
One of my exes once complained that I spent too much time working on my VW and that she didn't like it much. She said it was either that stupid car or her. That was the easiest decision I ever made and I haven't seen her for 20 years now.

Then again, another ex proved that there IS enough room in the back of a Beetle when you go to the drive-in. It's good to catch up with her every couple of years.

I still have to see the main ex every week when my daughter goes back. That's a bummer, but at least my daughter has learned that VWs are much cooler than other cars. 'Daddy when can I drive the Kombi?' Not bad for an 8-year old.

LUFTMEISTER Veteran Volks Folk

2,041 posts · joined Jul 2005 ·

#712347
What do they say....
Married a Winger, Divorced a Front Row Prop!👍
Customer service is not dead in Australia.

Always after HAZET & MATRA & VW factory tools

rose doin it for d girls

2,036 posts · joined Dec 2004 ·

#712380
I don't have to worry about seeing any of mine as I don't have any exes lol

TruebelieverVW Learner Dubber

13 posts · joined Apr 2005 ·

#712436
This is a funny read. Thanks for the online counselling.

My ex left me 3 years ago, after 18 years of marriage for a younger guy. Still hurts after but for sake of my kids I have kept it civil.

Best thing was that it gave me a chance to buy a VW bug again, to take my mind off things.

Now to meet a nice woman who shares my interest in VWs. That would be great!!!

h fractals - an ever changing lifestyle

7,671 posts · joined Feb 2005 ·

#712440
aahhh had my daily fix
thanks for that
for me i always left on civil terms so dropping by for a chat or see people that we knew proved to be no probs at all
as you'll no doubt come across them somewhere so imo why be a dick about it
build a bridge some wise man here wrote somewhere
fractal geometry; the inner most limits of mind altering abuse

Fantasy http://seventhchronicle.com

Z = Z2 + C1/r = 1/0 = infinity

Barrels www.barrelman.com.au

VW Workshop - aircooledgarage.com.au
allcooled.com.au

$2.63 homebrand baja

0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·

#712442
.......🥷..........🙅............*trys to restrain her hands but can't stop herself*............🤘

Hi, My names $2.63 and I like candlelit dinners, romantic walks along the beach and scrapbooking.

Looking for the prince charming of my dreams to whisk me off my feet and into his V8 dunnidoor.

Gravy stains on worn out trakkiedaks whilst not a pre-requisite, would be preferred.

I like V8 motorsports and nights out at the local pub (mainly because they have an aoice kids playground where I can lock my 6 up for the day while I waste my stimulus package and baby bonuses on pokies).

If you like what you see, drop me a line 😍

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$2.63 homebrand baja

0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·

#712447
🥷 I do appologise, been a while, thought I'd update you all on my neverending journey towards physical perfection* but this thread is lame, as such was asking for a right royal hijacking before certain peeps made further asses of themselves and smeared bad vibes about the place 😉


*NB before I get any bitchy comments thrown my way.....beauty is subjective etc yadi yadi blah blah.....BTW my tickets can be readily purchased via my ebay store for the very low buy now price of $2.63 each, bulk buy price of $2.61 for orders above 1000 units. These prices are GST inclusive and I do offer payment plans subject to a 'mean' test..... 😉 🤓 🥷 *mwah kissey-kissey darlinks*

h fractals - an ever changing lifestyle

7,671 posts · joined Feb 2005 ·

#712454
arrhhh hmmm bulk buy $2.61 think i saw you last week down at that place you know
it was pretty dark n you know i was pretty drunk
you sure look like no one i met in the dark once
im sure you didnt act upon what they could bring to bear
good to see you back bout
fractal geometry; the inner most limits of mind altering abuse

Fantasy http://seventhchronicle.com

Z = Z2 + C1/r = 1/0 = infinity

Barrels www.barrelman.com.au

VW Workshop - aircooledgarage.com.au
allcooled.com.au

LUFTMEISTER Veteran Volks Folk

2,041 posts · joined Jul 2005 ·

#712461
Welcome back Homebrand 👍....Thought you'd been taken over by Aldi 😵‍💫
Customer service is not dead in Australia.

Always after HAZET & MATRA & VW factory tools

$2.63 homebrand baja

0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·

#712472
Fark h, thought it was you... Your account's now overdue by $0.36, I will have to charge you late fees and interest which will bring the total to $0.78 as of midnight tonight! Btw I want my keeno pencil back, I'm having heaps of trouble trying to fill in my dole form with a crayon you skank! And next time keep your greazy paws of my flannie, it took weeks to get rid of the smell! 👎

Nah no takeovers by aldi, more like lost in spacebook and buried in work 😉

Back on the subject of ex's, I'm a bit of a bisexual polyigamist, I hate ex's... thats why festy is under mums house, daisy is out the front and my newest one is riden most days, I am posessive and have trouble letting them go 🙅 Though in saying that I guess I could call myself a pimp as I will be soon be putting daisy on the market as I technically have traded her in for an 'older model' whom likes hooning around without his shirt on! 😀 🤪 🤓
👍

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dAVo Seriously Crusin Dubber

161 posts · joined Mar 2009 ·

#712478
$2.63 homebrand baja wrote:.......🥷..........🙅............*trys to restrain her hands but can't stop herself*............🤘

Hi, My names $2.63 and I like candlelit dinners, romantic walks along the beach and scrapbooking.

Looking for the prince charming of my dreams to whisk me off my feet and into his V8 dunnidoor.

Gravy stains on worn out trakkiedaks whilst not a pre-requisite, would be preferred.

I like V8 motorsports and nights out at the local pub (mainly because they have an aoice kids playground where I can lock my 6 up for the day while I waste my stimulus package and baby bonuses on pokies).

If you like what you see, drop me a line 😍
I'd give her my stimulus package any day of the week.

lobus Wolfsburg Wizard

618 posts · joined Dec 2002 ·

#712618
"You can go to the Gym all you like to attempt to make yourself beautiful, but when you're still ugly on the inside, there's not much you can do about that"
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penguin ackkkkkk thhhhhpt!

3,383 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#712620
WB HB :-*
'Ah, whatever................'

amazeer Bishop of Volkswagenism

3,029 posts · joined Nov 2005 ·

#712640
I dunno, its doesnt seem like the same Heather to me. She kinda smells like... a hyundai... and I see no wire/cable ties/tape/string holding the buggy together.

$2.63 homebrand baja

0 posts · joined Feb 2004 ·

#713016
hmmm *slaps amazeer*..smells like'new car' leather in a shark doing 185kph? Beats mouldy old vinyl any day 🥷 buggy has a couple of cable ties, but nothing like festy did 😉

bajachris88 The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 6

6,661 posts · joined Apr 2005 ·

#713044
I like sea turtles....

there awesome.

Yea... 👍
(ô_!_/ô) (ô_!_/ô)
69' baja: kombi box, thing spindles, irs, disc front, type 3 rear drums, 2 inch lift kit, 31x10 rears. 👍
New engine in process: 94mm p&bs, 74mm C/w chomol Crank, 35.5x39 SP heads, turbo. Wierd combo, hopeful torque monsta!

amazeer Bishop of Volkswagenism

3,029 posts · joined Nov 2005 ·

#713050
$2.63 homebrand baja wrote:hmmm *slaps amazeer*..smells like'new car' leather in a shark doing 185kph? Beats mouldy old vinyl any day 🥷 buggy has a couple of cable ties, but nothing like festy did 😉
I bet those cable ties are tying cables together. The REAL $2.63 would use them for engine mounts.

vwsteve karmann crazy

2,087 posts · joined Jul 2006 ·

#713112
Sounds like foxy fuchsia is still hung up on her ex to create this blog😂
1 1963 356b porsche coupe
2 1960 karmann ghia cab
1 1965 karmann ghia cab
1 1966 karmann cab
1 1961 split ute
1 1967 split p/van
1 1952 standard bug
1 1963 ragtop
1 1960 ragtop
2 1954 ovals
1 1956 oval baja project
1 1957 oval flying flea

ang3lsholocaust Custom Title Time!

1,014 posts · joined Feb 2006 ·

#713238
bajachris88 wrote:I like sea turtles....

there awesome.

Yea... 👍
Lol that has to be the most random comment so far 🤪🤪🤪

bajachris88 The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 6

6,661 posts · joined Apr 2005 ·

#713255
Haha. Hey, u remember how i am don't ya 😂

When we starting turning this thread into a bogan dating service and a zip tie fan club (which i don't disput cause they ROCK!) lol, i thought i would jump on the bandwagon. 😉

along with my sea turtle...
(ô_!_/ô) (ô_!_/ô)
69' baja: kombi box, thing spindles, irs, disc front, type 3 rear drums, 2 inch lift kit, 31x10 rears. 👍
New engine in process: 94mm p&bs, 74mm C/w chomol Crank, 35.5x39 SP heads, turbo. Wierd combo, hopeful torque monsta!

h fractals - an ever changing lifestyle

7,671 posts · joined Feb 2005 ·

#713269
WTF?
fractal geometry; the inner most limits of mind altering abuse

Fantasy http://seventhchronicle.com

Z = Z2 + C1/r = 1/0 = infinity

Barrels www.barrelman.com.au

VW Workshop - aircooledgarage.com.au
allcooled.com.au

VDUBXTC Tea Bag

3,587 posts · joined Feb 2003 ·

#713295
h wrote:WTF?
Don't worry H. It's an all Ozi cast in this soapy. It's not suppose to make sense😂
Jasmine the 75 L Bug
56 oval, 2000 New Beetle

h fractals - an ever changing lifestyle

7,671 posts · joined Feb 2005 ·

#713297
coolio i was thought taht this stuuf was from another day when the sky fell in on the neighbors house of cards out backyard..
sorted
fractal geometry; the inner most limits of mind altering abuse

Fantasy http://seventhchronicle.com

Z = Z2 + C1/r = 1/0 = infinity

Barrels www.barrelman.com.au

VW Workshop - aircooledgarage.com.au
allcooled.com.au

h fractals - an ever changing lifestyle

7,671 posts · joined Feb 2005 ·

#713420
😂
fractal geometry; the inner most limits of mind altering abuse

Fantasy http://seventhchronicle.com

Z = Z2 + C1/r = 1/0 = infinity

Barrels www.barrelman.com.au

VW Workshop - aircooledgarage.com.au
allcooled.com.au

vwsteve karmann crazy

2,087 posts · joined Jul 2006 ·

#713424
lol
1 1963 356b porsche coupe
2 1960 karmann ghia cab
1 1965 karmann ghia cab
1 1966 karmann cab
1 1961 split ute
1 1967 split p/van
1 1952 standard bug
1 1963 ragtop
1 1960 ragtop
2 1954 ovals
1 1956 oval baja project
1 1957 oval flying flea

kombibob AKA: Volkswagen Type 2 Transporter Van Robert

1,698 posts · joined May 2004 ·

#713445
ha ha!
1961 swb buggy
1960 karmann ghia
1963 Single Cab: "El Concreto"
1963 bent 23 window " Frieda Samba "
1963 Eriba Faun camper " Cara Van daCamp"
2012 Skoda Octavia scout

Get down low and go,go,go

LUFTMEISTER Veteran Volks Folk

2,041 posts · joined Jul 2005 ·

#713473
Come on! Someone needs to get pregnant/married/framed for a crime they did not commit for this soap opera to continue. Stay tuned😵‍💫
Customer service is not dead in Australia.

Always after HAZET & MATRA & VW factory tools

h fractals - an ever changing lifestyle

7,671 posts · joined Feb 2005 ·

#713487
that can happen to you in a bar in phuket thailand..
let the drinking games begin..
thank flock that valla is not in thailand or we'd all end up in the clink with shapelle.. 😂
fractal geometry; the inner most limits of mind altering abuse

Fantasy http://seventhchronicle.com

Z = Z2 + C1/r = 1/0 = infinity

Barrels www.barrelman.com.au

VW Workshop - aircooledgarage.com.au
allcooled.com.au