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Bizarre Moderator The artist formerly known as blue74l

12,789 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#784703
4 zip 🤪

Cahill send off was rubbish 😠

Neill playing the offside WAY too much

Well - it was against Germany

I was a bit early when i bagged my mate about Englands draw to the USofA

Hmmm................Ghana in a couple of days
Futue te ipsum!!!

Super1302 Officially Full-On Dubber

361 posts · joined Jul 2008 ·

#784708
they were a bit slow too at getting the ball forward, i think they needed to read the play, germans had it down pat!

Gringo_54_oval Officially Full-On Dubber

240 posts · joined Jan 2009 ·

#784810
Its bullshit. 4-0. Shouldv put in 1 at least wouldv been less painfull.
I know what was really painfull! Sitting in darling harbour from 11pm to 5am in the icey cold breeze
but i love soccer so its worth it! 🤪🤪

Bizarre Moderator The artist formerly known as blue74l

12,789 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#784814
There was more on the side of the hand ball / penalty by the Germans than the send off of Cahill
Futue te ipsum!!!

Gary L Seriously Crusin Dubber

146 posts · joined Feb 2009 ·

#784817
No centres on the Australian left side Muller killed us if it wasn't for Swarzer it would have been 7 nil, play the w m formation next game and we will kill Ghana
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bushed Wolfsburg Elder

3,541 posts · joined Dec 2006 ·

#784853
Super1302 wrote:they were a bit slow too at getting the ball forward, i think they needed to read the play, germans had it down pat!
zats whey whee drive vw's !!!
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Flintstones Custom Title Time!

1,077 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#784855
4-0 was painful to watch.
Why wasn't Kewel on the field?? what's the coach waiting for especially when Cahill was sent off?
We need the socceroo's to defeat Ghana
Cheers
D

annosL Officially Full-On Dubber

378 posts · joined Dec 2008 ·

#784857
I couldn't stand the blowflies buzzing all the time, sound off!

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7,671 posts · joined Feb 2005 ·

#784859
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Phil74Camper Head in the Clouds

2,703 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#784877
Didn't watch the soccer - don't really care.

We beat England in the rugby but our scrum was shite. We play England again this Saturday in Sydney - go the Wallabies !

ancientbugger Custom Title Time!

1,986 posts · joined Mar 2004 ·

#784972
You can't slag off the players, half of them are playing in some of the top leagues on the planet, they were just not in the right positions and didn't know how to cope where they were. The fault must lie with the coach for putting them in that situation. I mean Lucas Neil is a defender but had to get forward because nobody else knew what to do. I think Pim Verbeek (is that how you spell it?) had them playing 4-2-3-1 or was it 4-3-2-1, how are you supposed to win with only one striker. What's wrong with 4-4-2 or 4-3-3? Shwarzer admitted he was in the wrong for one goal but what about the other three? I had to watch it after 2 hours sleep after watching Argentina win over Nigeria but the day before watched England draw with USA, I coach an U15 team and would really get up our goalkeeper if he stuffed up like Green. Enough said.

jjwebb123 Wolfsburg Wizard

617 posts · joined Aug 2009 ·

#784992
what a terrible ref though.
like seriously.Germany was good,but i still thought that aus could have at least
put one in the bag.
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4,980 posts · joined Dec 2003 ·

#784999
Maybe Kewel is still not 100% fit and the coach was saving him for Ghana,and yes that constant buzzing noise is very off putting 👎
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Bizarre Moderator The artist formerly known as blue74l

12,789 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#786299
* Before he got into football, Robert Green was a bus driver. But he got fired because he couldn't make any stops.

* Why is Robert Green like ITV HD? They both switch off at the crucial moment.

* Yesterday at London Zoo one of the staff let a a Central American monkey slip out of his grasp. So Robert Green's not the only English keeper to drop a Howler.

* What does Robert Green do after winning the World Cup? Drops his controller.

* Robert Green has just been refused a Savings Account in his Local Bank

* At least that's one British spillage the Americans won't be moaning about...

* All these Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand...In fact they're crossing the line

* Kermit was right: It's not easy being Green.

* The England lads had a get-together after the game and bought Robert Green a drink to commiserate. He spilled it.

* Steven Gerrard said: "The whole team is behind Rob Green." With hindsight, that's a good place to stand.

* My computer's got the Robert Green virus. It can't save anything.

* The England team went to a local orphanage today. "It's nice to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope and who are constantly struggling" said Jamal Umboto aged 6

* All future England matches have been moved to the gay adult channel. Apparently the sight of 11 arses getting hammered frequently for 90mins was far too explicit for ITV!

* I can't believe we only managed a draw against a shit team like that .......I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian!

* Oxo are bringing out a new cube with white foil and a red cross, its going to be called laughing stock

* Fifa have released a statement saying the fan didnt break into the dressing room after all but was let in by Rob Green

* Did anyone catch the England score last night as I missed it. By accident, I watched the Sunshine Variety Club England Spastic Team playing a friendly against Algeria.

* Breaking News - All 23 members of England's World Cup Squad have been diagnosed as Autistic.
Well, It would explain why all they do is fucking draw.

* EXPERIENCE playing alongside Emile Heskey by kicking a football at your wheelie bin

* I heard that guy on death row in Utah got to choose his own firing squad! He choose Heskey, Rooney, Lampard & Gerrard

* I was just playing as England on FIFA World Cup 2010 on the PS3 and was shocked at how realistic it is... Then I realised I'd accidentally turned my controller off.

* I wouldn't worry too much about Heskey playing for England again in the World Cup. He's got doubles Tennis at Wimbledon with his brother Serena this week.

* A TV pundit just said Wayne Rooney needs to stand in front of a mirror and have a right good look at himself. For god sake we're supposed to be trying to build his confidence..

* A paedophile in an old peoples home would have more success than England

* I went to a brothel last night wanting something a bit kinky so I said to the woman 'How much would it cost to be totally humiliated?'
“£37.50” - She said. I couldn't believe it was that cheap! 'What do I get for that?' I asked. I wasn't too impressed with the reply of 'A replica English shirt'
Futue te ipsum!!!

ancientbugger Custom Title Time!

1,986 posts · joined Mar 2004 ·

#786409
Love the jokes Bizarre and will probably use a lot of them myself but on an Australian website with the aussies doing so well(!) is probably not the most sensible idea.........now on the other hand if we were Kiwi veedubbers it would be alright😀

Boss Lady Learner Dubber

19 posts · joined Jun 2010 ·

#786410
Paulc1964au wrote:Yeah i got up and watched it, was really painful and we played terrible as well even with ten players, still don't know why Harry Kewell didn't play
Kewell was banned from this match because of something he did in the last one, that was the last i heard. Don't quote me on it though, 'cause I am really NOT that well informed. 🙂

Bizarre Moderator The artist formerly known as blue74l

12,789 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#786431
Ancient

I am living dangerously at the moment

Either jumping with joy IF we beat Serbia AND Ghana does Germany - and stranger things have happened
or
Hiding under a rock

Still - plenty of experience having been to Queensland to watch NSW get smashed in the State of Origin
Futue te ipsum!!!

ancientbugger Custom Title Time!

1,986 posts · joined Mar 2004 ·

#786442
Hey Bizarre, I reckon the Yanks will go a lot further than anyone expects but you're right look at the upsets so far.

Flintstones Custom Title Time!

1,077 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#786546
Go the Roo's!!!
(and Ghana)😁
Early start for me, hopefully the ref doesn't give us any more reds!!
Cheers
D

colonel mustard Son of Jim - Creator of Good

2,829 posts · joined Feb 2009 ·

#786548
what time is it on tv?

Bizarre Moderator The artist formerly known as blue74l

12,789 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#786549
4.30

Both games
Aust / Serbia and Germany / Ghana

If some how Aust and Ghana win - we get to go through 😵‍💫


My english mate in Melb called me to say he would be calling at 6.35 to
1) congratulate me
2) give me the bollocking from hell
Futue te ipsum!!!

colonel mustard Son of Jim - Creator of Good

2,829 posts · joined Feb 2009 ·

#786554
Ah!!! why have them on at the same time.... or is that one after the other...

Come on Germany!!

ancientbugger Custom Title Time!

1,986 posts · joined Mar 2004 ·

#786570
The funny thing is last night I was watching the France v South Africa on SBS1 then flicking over to watch Chile v Mexico (I think?) on SBS2 but with those bloody horns they're blowing continuously the picture changed but the sound just continued on as if the channel hadn't.🤪

colonel mustard Son of Jim - Creator of Good

2,829 posts · joined Feb 2009 ·

#786578
my friends set up a filter to block out the sound of the vuvuzela's.

nerd.

shaven Insano Dub Head

729 posts · joined Jul 2007 ·

#786603
oh well. the boys put on a good show... bring on 2014😂
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