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barls Administrator Causer of Chaos and Mayhem

9,473 posts · joined Jun 2004 ·

#793678
hi all whats the go with the following.

1.you are in a swap meet.
2.you walk up to the table/ stand/ parts laid out.
3.you pick a part.
4.you stroke it, hug it, fondle it and love it to death
5.you then ask how much they are after
6.you return the item to the table quickly saying that you will be back later or think about it
7. you return an hour later
8. repeat steps 4 to 7


does the number of times you stroke the item magicly reduce the price greatly and if so why has no one told me this? because i might try it down at the local super market if so!
or is it just so they can bond with the item???
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Snap Crackle Bang Seriously Crusin Dubber

146 posts · joined Aug 2009 ·

#793680
I think fondling makes it go up, not down,......... or am I confusing it with something else.❓

1500S Custom Title Time!

1,418 posts · joined Mar 2005 ·

#793681
Sometimes you wonder if you actually heard it right the first time around!

DH

HappyDaze Superannuated

2,887 posts · joined Jun 2009 ·

#793682
Forget step 8. When you get back, the thing that you fondled etc. is GONE.😢
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RISKY4LIFE Officially Full-On Dubber

308 posts · joined Jul 2010 ·

#793683
step 9 ask whats you post code ...lol

barls Administrator Causer of Chaos and Mayhem

9,473 posts · joined Jun 2004 ·

#793701
RISKY4LIFE wrote:step 9 ask whats you post code ...lol
were you one of the fondlers?????
and when are you returning 😂😂😂
“We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.” Bill Hicks
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Euro_67 Wolfsburg Wizard

690 posts · joined Oct 2003 ·

#793724
RISKY4LIFE wrote:step 9 ask whats you post code ...lol
I love it.....Thank you, you made my day.

h fractals - an ever changing lifestyle

7,671 posts · joined Feb 2005 ·

#793725
yep had a bit of the fondlers today n yep NO bartering or discount ensued
ka ching worked a treat 😀
oh happy days
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vlad01 Compulsive Aussie Vee Dubber

4,270 posts · joined Jun 2010 ·

#793728
lol must be triggering that caring part of the brain that makes human well human. haha hijacking natures ways.

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RISKY4LIFE Officially Full-On Dubber

308 posts · joined Jul 2010 ·

#793781
barls wrote:
RISKY4LIFE wrote:step 9 ask whats you post code ...lol
were you one of the fondlers?????
and when are you returning 😂😂😂
yeah i dont mind a bit of fondling 😂
Euro_67 wrote:
RISKY4LIFE wrote:step 9 ask whats you post code ...lol
I love it.....Thank you, you made my day.
hey thats what im here for 🙂