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Ollie Yeah Buddy

840 posts · joined Oct 2009 ·

#899655
*clears throat*

Two fish are in a tank.

One turns to the other and says, "do you know how to drive this thing?"

Brilliant, I know.

Have a good day everyone!
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HappyDaze Superannuated

2,887 posts · joined Jun 2009 ·

#899657
😂😂 Now that's my kinda joke.

Bit like.......Two budgies sitting on a perch, and one said "Can you smell fish?"
I'd rather wear a Beetle out by racing it than by polishing it!

bugmaniaar Officially Full-On Dubber

295 posts · joined Jun 2011 ·

#899674
And then the fish said,why is there bird seed in the tank🤓

ClockworkMonkey Seriously Crusin Dubber

199 posts · joined Oct 2009 ·

#899726
hahaha! love it Ollie! 🙂

Newt Wolfsburg Wizard

478 posts · joined Mar 2008 ·

#899735
Why have elephants got big ears?
It is as it is - If you didnt enjoy today, you've missed the opportunity.

Gringo_54_oval Officially Full-On Dubber

240 posts · joined Jan 2009 ·

#899740
what do you tell a chick with 2 black eyes?












Nothing shes already been told twice.

( sorry in advance ladies)

penguin ackkkkkk thhhhhpt!

3,383 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#899744
Cos Noddie won't pay the ransom!
'Ah, whatever................'

buzzbug Praise the lowered

1,992 posts · joined Mar 2003 ·

#899885
I prefer,

there are two Gold fish in a tank,
one says to the other, i'll drive you man the gun.

but that is the ex-AJ coming out.
some people are like slinky's
they have no useful purpose
but they are fun to watch
when you push them down the stairs

modulus Veteran Volks Folk

2,009 posts · joined Jul 2003 ·

#899915
What's the most dangerous gang in Tasmania?



Tree fellers with Gunns.


hth
Peter Hill
1975 Type 2 Double Cab
modulus.com.au

beetleboyjeff Custom Title Time!

1,790 posts · joined Feb 2009 ·

#899920
What do you call an elephant with no ears?


Anything you like, he won't hear you.
From your ole' mate Jeff

CecilApestle Learner Dubber

6 posts · joined May 2012 ·

#900320
I dont get it 🙁

HappyDaze Superannuated

2,887 posts · joined Jun 2009 ·

#900327
CecilApestle wrote:I dont get it 🙁
Don't give up.....try a different deodorant.🙄
I'd rather wear a Beetle out by racing it than by polishing it!

whathaveidone Custom Title Time!

1,559 posts · joined Feb 2010 ·

#900378
What did one cow say to the other????

HappyDaze Superannuated

2,887 posts · joined Jun 2009 ·

#900412
Nothing........cows can't talk.😁
I'd rather wear a Beetle out by racing it than by polishing it!

whathaveidone Custom Title Time!

1,559 posts · joined Feb 2010 ·

#900415
Close!!!!!! answere is MOOOOO!!!!😁😁😁