lol ๐ โ
vlad01 Compulsive Aussie Vee Dubber
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Females servicing cars
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Bizarre Moderator The artist formerly known as blue74l
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my son's GF didnt get it
Admittedly, she is only a spray painter and not a mechanic.
Maybe you can explain the funny part
Admittedly, she is only a spray painter and not a mechanic.
Maybe you can explain the funny part
Futue te ipsum!!!
vlad01 Compulsive Aussie Vee Dubber
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are you serious? c'mon its funny as hell. ๐
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grumble Son of Jim - Creator of Good
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It'll find it's own way home or soak in.๐On the serious side when I had the servo a laser came in smoking and spraying oil everywhere,when she filled with fuel about 15km away the guy told her she needed oil and sold her a 4 litre container which she poured in the filler hole.I think I drained nearly 7 litres out.
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now that lass just needs the salad forks and she will be on top of it ๐
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vlad01 Compulsive Aussie Vee Dubber
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My sister did that once. She said it was low on the dip stick (was actually at the full mark) and filled it to the top of it. LOL Was about 12L of oil in it.grumble wrote:It'll find it's own way home or soak in.๐On the serious side when I had the servo a laser came in smoking and spraying oil everywhere,when she filled with fuel about 15km away the guy told her she needed oil and sold her a 4 litre container which she poured in the filler hole.I think I drained nearly 7 litres out.
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Isola Officially Full-On Dubber
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That Mini is going to leak oil anyway. She is just pouring it all over the engine to save it the trouble.
hrastovica Officially Full-On Dubber
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Like putting oil on salad haha
nils Fahrvergnugen
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Don't go too hard on the girls with this one, i've know plenty of boys to have done this type of thing.
vlad01 wrote:My sister did that once. She said it was low on the dip stick (was actually at the full mark) and filled it to the top of it. LOL Was about 12L of oil in it.grumble wrote:It'll find it's own way home or soak in.๐On the serious side when I had the servo a laser came in smoking and spraying oil everywhere,when she filled with fuel about 15km away the guy told her she needed oil and sold her a 4 litre container which she poured in the filler hole.I think I drained nearly 7 litres out.
Quit calling rust patina
HappyDaze Superannuated
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That would be de-greaser......probably needs doing every week or so.๐Isola wrote:That Mini is going to leak oil anyway. She is just pouring it all over the engine to save it the trouble.
I'd rather wear a Beetle out by racing it than by polishing it!
barls Administrator Causer of Chaos and Mayhem
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same saw a marine tech in the navy do it.
nils wrote:Don't go too hard on the girls with this one, i've know plenty of boys to have done this type of thing.
vlad01 wrote:My sister did that once. She said it was low on the dip stick (was actually at the full mark) and filled it to the top of it. LOL Was about 12L of oil in it.grumble wrote:It'll find it's own way home or soak in.๐On the serious side when I had the servo a laser came in smoking and spraying oil everywhere,when she filled with fuel about 15km away the guy told her she needed oil and sold her a 4 litre container which she poured in the filler hole.I think I drained nearly 7 litres out.
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When I was a young bloke, my mate's old man worked at a Morris dealership (I think it was).
They had sold one to an old lady who kept bringing it back for a tune up - she reckoned it kept using lots of fuel and running very rough.
After 3 or 4 times - and it seemed fine after each tune up - my mate's old man said in desperation "Take me for a drive and show me what it is doing".
They got in the car, the old lady in the driver's seat, and she pulled out the choke button, hung her handbag on it, started the car, and drove off.
๐ ๐ ๐
They had sold one to an old lady who kept bringing it back for a tune up - she reckoned it kept using lots of fuel and running very rough.
After 3 or 4 times - and it seemed fine after each tune up - my mate's old man said in desperation "Take me for a drive and show me what it is doing".
They got in the car, the old lady in the driver's seat, and she pulled out the choke button, hung her handbag on it, started the car, and drove off.
๐ ๐ ๐
From your ole' mate Jeff
DakDak67 Officially Full-On Dubber
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What a pisser, farking gold !!
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I think that is Southern Classic Cars Wollongong.
I read it on samba, so it must be correct.
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Hmmmm, I'd like to pour some oil over her............ ๐
vlad01 Compulsive Aussie Vee Dubber
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speaking of handbags. few weeks ago when I was going to work and it was one of those days where the traffic just suddenly stalled just before my turn off. It was just few meters then stop then few meters for 20min.beetleboyjeff wrote:When I was a young bloke, my mate's old man worked at a Morris dealership (I think it was).
They had sold one to an old lady who kept bringing it back for a tune up - she reckoned it kept using lots of fuel and running very rough.
After 3 or 4 times - and it seemed fine after each tune up - my mate's old man said in desperation "Take me for a drive and show me what it is doing".
They got in the car, the old lady in the driver's seat, and she pulled out the choke button, hung her handbag on it, started the car, and drove off.
๐ ๐ ๐
Anyway the chick in front of me driving a honda was not paying attention and was looking through her handbag, then when we moved forward for the next few meters she moved while looking in the bag again and ran straight up the ass of a ford ๐๐๐
I pointed my finger and laughed as I drove past ๐๐ I had a grin for the rest of the day at work.
How stupid can you get crashing doing a mere 5km/h ๐
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ancientbugger Custom Title Time!
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I think I'm with Mr Torrens!๐
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Vlad, I've seen so many blokes who are equal or more stupid than the lady shown in your video! When a bloke of around 30yo states he has never used a screwdriver or spanner you realise that the world is full of useless people, male and female!vlad01 wrote:are you serious? c'mon its funny as hell. ๐
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Jeff
that was an elderly lady driving an early beetle..๐๐
that's what I was told many many years ago.. lol
and then the one maybe from the same lady who complainedtthat the car would wander about on the road when she let go of the steering wheel..
so the mechanic took it for a drive and couldn't get the beetle to wander anywhere...
So, He asked the lady at what speed did this happen..
She replied 65 MPH... [FLAT OUT]
cheers
LEE
that was an elderly lady driving an early beetle..๐๐
that's what I was told many many years ago.. lol
and then the one maybe from the same lady who complainedtthat the car would wander about on the road when she let go of the steering wheel..
so the mechanic took it for a drive and couldn't get the beetle to wander anywhere...
So, He asked the lady at what speed did this happen..
She replied 65 MPH... [FLAT OUT]
cheers
LEE
๐๐beetleboyjeff wrote:When I was a young bloke, my mate's old man worked at a Morris dealership (I think it was).
They had sold one to an old lady who kept bringing it back for a tune up - she reckoned it kept using lots of fuel and running very rough.
After 3 or 4 times - and it seemed fine after each tune up - my mate's old man said in desperation "Take me for a drive and show me what it is doing".
They got in the car, the old lady in the driver's seat, and she pulled out the choke button, hung her handbag on it, started the car, and drove off.
๐ ๐ ๐
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vlad01 Compulsive Aussie Vee Dubber
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yes I know that, but its still funny.1500S wrote:Vlad, I've seen so many blokes who are equal or more stupid than the lady shown in your video! When a bloke of around 30yo states he has never used a screwdriver or spanner you realise that the world is full of useless people, male and female!vlad01 wrote:are you serious? c'mon its funny as hell. ๐
when a guy does something like this its more sad then anything, which is worse I reckon.
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rose doin it for d girls
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I think someone cut the video short as she's so pissed off with the piece of crap she did that and then was going to get out a box of matches and set the thing on fire ๐
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:-)rose wrote:I think someone cut the video short as she's so pissed off with the piece of crap she did that and then was going to get out a box of matches and set the thing on fire ๐
From your ole' mate Jeff
vlad01 Compulsive Aussie Vee Dubber
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no its a gif image, they are normally only a bunch of frames that loop.rose wrote:I think someone cut the video short as she's so pissed off with the piece of crap she did that and then was going to get out a box of matches and set the thing on fire ๐
its not really a video so to speak. The real video will be on youtube somewhere. ๐ฅท
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Craig Torrens 6 times Australian, 7 times State Hillclimb Class Champion
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Now who is the stupid one ??!!! ๐๐vlad01 wrote:no its a gif image, they are normally only a bunch of frames that loop.rose wrote:I think someone cut the video short as she's so pissed off with the piece of crap she did that and then was going to get out a box of matches and set the thing on fire ๐
its not really a video so to speak. The real video will be on youtube somewhere. ๐ฅท
vlad01 Compulsive Aussie Vee Dubber
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I found it, its actually off a show or something taking the piss out of blondes. ๐ I didn't think anyone would do that for real.
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There are those that have it, and those that don't.
I sold a former pride and joy that needed some tlc (head gasket job). The guy in SA i sold it to did the work, then called me up asking 'whats with the rattling sound?'. I said 'what rattling sound?! it never rattled when running. what oil you using?' thinking it was too low viscosity and the shim-over-bucket tappets were making a racket.
'Oh no oil in it yet' he said... i was like WHAT!!! He had ran it for about 5 or 10 mins he rekons trying to work out what the rattling was. Worse yet, he was a mech-engineer student about 2 yrs into it. Obviously hadn't reached the tribology class yet ๐
All part of the learning curve, we all started from humble beginnings. Unfortunately some with far more devistating consequences than others...
I sold a former pride and joy that needed some tlc (head gasket job). The guy in SA i sold it to did the work, then called me up asking 'whats with the rattling sound?'. I said 'what rattling sound?! it never rattled when running. what oil you using?' thinking it was too low viscosity and the shim-over-bucket tappets were making a racket.
'Oh no oil in it yet' he said... i was like WHAT!!! He had ran it for about 5 or 10 mins he rekons trying to work out what the rattling was. Worse yet, he was a mech-engineer student about 2 yrs into it. Obviously hadn't reached the tribology class yet ๐
All part of the learning curve, we all started from humble beginnings. Unfortunately some with far more devistating consequences than others...
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vlad01 Compulsive Aussie Vee Dubber
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holy crap! wow no oil?
only time I did that was on purpose to see what would happen at redline.
only time I did that was on purpose to see what would happen at redline.
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bajachris88 The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 6
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Haha, yea i thought it was an obvious no no like walking around in public while wearing jocks on the outside of trousers ... Although some might find it fashionable like those chicks with them tights cut horizontally down the legs like they been hit by an outboard motor of a tinny while swimming.vlad01 wrote:holy crap! wow no oil?
only time I did that was on purpose to see what would happen at redline.
but some just don't think/consider or have very little influence/insight to the overall systems and reasoning at play in machinery. I can't hold it against him, but i'm sure he's learnt now. ๐
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The joke was missed which makes it even funnier.Craig Torrens wrote:Now who is the stupid one ??!!! ๐๐
it's a skit from a German Comedy show.
I know its hard for some guys to fathom but there are some females out there that really know their shit with cars.
Few and far between but they do exist.
But there are many who need a good crash coarse just on the bare basics.
I took my old house mates car to the shop many years back and the oil light was flickering on corners, when I asked her about it she said Oh i'm gonna get some oil for it next time I get fuel......
It was under the add mark on the dipstick
Or the young girl over the road from my parents whose Corolla had a stuck thermostat, she pulled up in the driveway with it starting to boil then ran and got the garden hose to spray the engine to cool it down.
We caught her just in time ๐คช ๐คช
rose doin it for d girls
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๐๐คช๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Joel wrote:The joke was missed which makes it even funnier.Craig Torrens wrote:Now who is the stupid one ??!!! ๐๐
it's a skit from a German Comedy show.
I know its hard for some guys to fathom but there are some females out there that really know their shit with cars.
Few and far between but they do exist.
But there are many who need a good crash coarse just on the bare basics.
I took my old house mates car to the shop many years back and the oil light was flickering on corners, when I asked her about it she said Oh i'm gonna get some oil for it next time I get fuel......
It was under the add mark on the dipstick
Or the young girl over the road from my parents whose Corolla had a stuck thermostat, she pulled up in the driveway with it starting to boil then ran and got the garden hose to spray the engine to cool it down.
We caught her just in time ๐คช ๐คช