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pete wood 23 Windows of Awesome

6,828 posts · joined Jan 2004 ·

#526486
jeez, poor guy, trying to save his dignity. still he could have said it was part of his electric shaver...

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Starbug rustbag

2,408 posts · joined Feb 2003 ·

#526655
silly silly man... his mums going to give him shit about it for the rest of his life after he gets out of jail :P
in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.

bugeyedbabe Wheres her VW heart on her sleeve

3,945 posts · joined Jan 2005 ·

#526695
why not just say...

'pressie for the gf...part of a sex aid'

his mum prolly already knows he has a little penis....(who changed his nappy as a kid?? unless things change...dramactically....he's prolly got same proportions...small is small!)
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷

Spook Driving the 64 wheeler

1,168 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#526810
Facing three years in prison for having a small dick.

Life truly is a bitch..... :P:P:P
Well my friends are gone & my hair is grey, I ache in the places where I used to play.

Robo Compulsive Aussie Vee Dubber

4,491 posts · joined Feb 2003 ·

#526812
Definately said the wrong thing!
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Spook Driving the 64 wheeler

1,168 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#526813
Plus the fact the WHOLE F#CKING WORLD now knows he has a small dick........ 🙅🙅

His mum was the least of his problems.

[ Edited on 25-8-2006 by Spook ]
Well my friends are gone & my hair is grey, I ache in the places where I used to play.

MISS VDUB Administrator Mrs KOMBIBOB

2,565 posts · joined Sep 2005 ·

#526981
I'm sure his penis will get seen to when he goes to prison! :duh

Ash x
1963 Single Cab Ute: "El Concreto"
1962 Baja Beetle: "Peanut"
1968 Porsche 912 SWB: "Pip"
1972 Kombi Snail: "The Snail"
2012 Skoda Octavia Scout: "Scout"
2016 Scirocco R: "Rocco"

Spook Driving the 64 wheeler

1,168 posts · joined Aug 2002 ·

#527005
He won't end up in jail.
A stupid thing to do without doubt, but I think the whole world knowing ( or at least suspecting ) you have a pitiful pecker is punishment enough.

Mind, I don't think there'll be a dry eye in the courthouse.
Well my friends are gone & my hair is grey, I ache in the places where I used to play.

tinman Wolfsburg Wizard

404 posts · joined Aug 2005 ·

#527050
Well said Pete.

Could you be any more stupid that to pack something like that. HAHAHAHA :party

Oasis Going alone...

1,806 posts · joined Jul 2003 ·

#527079
MISS_VDUB wrote:I'm sure his penis will get seen to when he goes to prison! :duh

Ash x
More likely his Butt..
"Tell him 'We've already got one'"

Oasis Going alone...

1,806 posts · joined Jul 2003 ·

#527080
for eg,

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