jeez, poor guy, trying to save his dignity. still he could have said it was part of his electric shaver...
"it's not my bag baby!" 😂
silly silly man... his mums going to give him shit about it for the rest of his life after he gets out of jail :P
in the beginning, the universe was created.
this made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.
why not just say...
'pressie for the gf...part of a sex aid'
his mum prolly already knows he has a little penis....(who changed his nappy as a kid?? unless things change...dramactically....he's prolly got same proportions...small is small!)
dubless. 🥲
🥷 And who the helled parked the Mitsubishi "Prancer" under my house??? 🥷
Facing three years in prison for having a small dick.
Life truly is a bitch..... :P:P:P
Well my friends are gone & my hair is grey, I ache in the places where I used to play.
Definately said the wrong thing!
Rob....
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Plus the fact the WHOLE F#CKING WORLD now knows he has a small dick........ 🙅🙅
His mum was the least of his problems.
[ Edited on 25-8-2006 by Spook ]
Well my friends are gone & my hair is grey, I ache in the places where I used to play.
I'm sure his penis will get seen to when he goes to prison! :duh
Ash x
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He won't end up in jail.
A stupid thing to do without doubt, but I think the whole world knowing ( or at least suspecting ) you have a pitiful pecker is punishment enough.
Mind, I don't think there'll be a dry eye in the courthouse.
Well my friends are gone & my hair is grey, I ache in the places where I used to play.
Well said Pete.
Could you be any more stupid that to pack something like that. HAHAHAHA :party
MISS_VDUB wrote:I'm sure his penis will get seen to when he goes to prison! :duh
Ash x
More likely his Butt..
"Tell him 'We've already got one'"
for eg,
"Tell him 'We've already got one'"